How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you


  • Kakuzu
  • February 20, 2009, 3:28 pm
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  • 7

    You're a walking dead man.

    • kiro
    • March 16, 2009, 9:06 am
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  • 6

    My cat acts exactly the same, should I start worrying? :) Good stuff, +3.

    • Paul
    • February 21, 2009, 6:53 am
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  • 4

    Your cat is a pussy.

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  • 2

    HAHA!

    • Math
    • July 24, 2009, 12:39 pm
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  • 2

    its not really a cat, its a robot spy from russia

    • tu9p
    • October 29, 2009, 5:55 am
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  • 2

    i got a blow up dog mans best friend...... with benefits

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  • 1

    that is gonna be one hell of an ambush i suggest u carry a shot gun with you at all times you know just to be safe

    • stewiz
    • October 23, 2009, 3:52 pm
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  • 1

    your cat will own you

    • tu9p
    • October 29, 2009, 5:51 am
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  • 1

    we are all screwed

    • tu9p
    • October 29, 2009, 5:52 am
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  • 1

    thats what she said

    • tu9p
    • October 29, 2009, 5:52 am
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  • 1

    jimbar, you gotta sleep sometime `:{

    • tu9p
    • October 29, 2009, 5:53 am
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  • 1

    that sign is awesome... oh and you need a 12 gauge for your cat

    • tu9p
    • October 29, 2009, 5:57 am
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  • 1

    damn straight

    • tu9p
    • October 29, 2009, 5:58 am
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  • 1

    it just tried to smother me... im scared...

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  • 1

    D: oh gawd lol

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  • 1

    oh shit i'm in a staring contest with my cat! HALP!

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  • 1

    And thus is my reason for being a dog person

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  • 1

    1825 points?! Jesus christ....

    • Ertrov
    • May 23, 2012, 3:56 pm
    Mother of posts ;).
    - JV34 May 23, 2012, 4:21 pm
    I've seen bigger.
    - Disco May 23, 2012, 8:08 pm
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    so thats why my cat tried to cut my throat with a kitchen knife

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  • -3

    Stolen from theoatmeal dot com, without crediting the original author. Weak.

    this was credited to the author try clicking the link at the bottom it has a direct link to his site. do research before claiming this shit. the site it links to may be his old one as this was posted about three years ago.
    - 24paperwings March 2, 2012, 2:13 pm
    Who's weak now BITCH?


    - MalverdeAl100 May 23, 2012, 1:00 pm
    >mfw epic bump
    - Disco May 23, 2012, 5:52 pm
    >mfw you think 1 hour is an epic bump


    - MalverdeAl100 May 23, 2012, 6:25 pm
    >mfw when that was actually 2 months.. and the guy who bumped 2 months ago bumped a year old post.
    - Disco May 23, 2012, 8:07 pm
    >"mfw when"
    >lol

    >mfw i don't have a face




    - MalverdeAl100 May 23, 2012, 8:14 pm
    >mfw face when your face is ugly!
    - Disco May 24, 2012, 6:52 am
    >"mfw face when"?
    >lololol

    >mfw you're on a roll messing up yfw


    - MalverdeAl100 May 24, 2012, 2:52 pm
    >mfw my face when I don't give a shit
    - Disco May 24, 2012, 5:38 pm
    >mfw you McFucked up and you're trying to play it off like you don't care, but deep down i know you do


    - MalverdeAl100 May 25, 2012, 3:36 am
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