Funny as hell... +3

i knew this was gunna happen...they cant trick me!!!

....and the whole time I always thought the dead birds by my bedside were becuase my kitty loved me. :(

Nice, I always thought there was something fishy about my sister's cat!

my cat used to do this but now i think she cant be stuffed anymore. shes too old. +3 XD

should i be scared cuz my cat<s> has be planing to kill me for the past 2 weeks!!! XD ♪♫♪♫

haha! i love it

That is why i hate cats bec they are out to get you. LOL

lol. awsome

I HATE CATS

xD

+3

haha lol my cat does it runs away ....

my cat is goin to kill me =[

if i'm dead tomarow you know who did it

Haha Win!
Worst part is that sometimes my old cats used to do a lot of those things.
All 3 of them.
Something different.
Constantly.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! My cat has done all of these

my cat is definitely trying to kill me maybe i should get rid of it

3+ my cat has tried ll these things but now i carry my 18 cal riffle with me so shes been hiding ever since ty u saved me!

gtfo that is lmao---- computer language sucks

o-oh

oh man... i dont trust my cat any more.... its been trying to kill me the whole time...

this is y we have dogs :)

this is not funny oh wait i am just playing

Guess it's time to kill my cat, before it gets me >_>

I love having a dog

awesome +3 =]

i seriously hate cats lol

there is another way to tell

if you are laying on your side & your kitten sits on your cheek...its actually trying to sit in the middle of your face to smother you.

i know that because my kitten did that to me the first few nights we got her. my mom got so scared that she gave it away!

lmao

oh no my cat does all those things and he is black so im f**kED

+3 i love it and btw my cat does this and thats cause she loves me due to the fact of ther trying to kill me by laying on the staris and swipping at my wrists.

lol cats suck

I have 6 cats... God help me.

lol

i m goin to keep an i on my cat now

Thats why i dont have a cat

lol im off to fight my cat +3

i dont have a cat... :'(

very fun to read.
+3

well i need to write my will because that is my cat in a nutshell

good thing I got a big ass dog to gaurd my ass ;) --mans best friend for a reason +3

sik lol

My cat does all of these!

omg im keeping aa close eye on my kitty!

uh oh

Uh-oh I think my cat is trying to kill me

my cat's out to get me for sure!

NNNOOO I'm going to die!!!!!!!why,why,why,why,wwwhhhhhhyyyy!!!!!!!.....
wait I don't have a cat o_O

Umm...help?

jow do you tell if your dog is planning on killing u? seriously i think my dog is planning to kill me

my cat is actually laying down on my chest right now.... its probably pretending to be asleep....oh no it knows i know....wheres my dog when hes needed!!!

lol