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Posted: 2009-02-20 15:28:41
Psst.

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Funny as hell... +3
Posted: 2009-02-20 18:24:42 Report Reply
Paul
Paul
Rank: #24
My cat acts exactly the same, should I start worrying? :) Good stuff, +3.
Posted: 2009-02-21 06:53:42 Report Reply
kiro
kiro
Rank: #1043
You're a walking dead man.
Posted: 2009-03-16 09:06:08 Report Reply
i knew this was gunna happen...they cant trick me!!!
Posted: 2009-03-02 18:38:45 Report Reply
ethearia
ethearia
Rank: #1265
....and the whole time I always thought the dead birds by my bedside were becuase my kitty loved me. :(
Posted: 2009-03-14 05:22:36 Report Reply
9krab
Rank: #866
I HATE CATS
Posted: 2009-02-26 16:25:45 Report Reply
Nice, I always thought there was something fishy about my sister's cat!
Posted: 2009-03-01 21:20:49 Report Reply
squizzay
Rank: #1135
my cat used to do this but now i think she cant be stuffed anymore. shes too old. +3 XD
Posted: 2009-03-14 18:26:06 Report Reply
PocketU
PocketU
Rank: #1336
should i be scared cuz my cat<s> has be planing to kill me for the past 2 weeks!!! XD ♪♫♪♫
Posted: 2009-03-14 23:36:56 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #50
if i'm dead tomarow you know who did it
Posted: 2009-05-07 14:48:07 Report Reply
pyroman
Rank: #2484
haha! i love it
Posted: 2009-02-21 19:02:01 Report Reply
aw1313
aw1313
Rank: #1206
That is why i hate cats bec they are out to get you. LOL
Posted: 2009-02-23 06:39:08 Report Reply
haha lol my cat does it runs away ....
Posted: 2009-03-16 02:18:37 Report Reply
the50k
the50k
Rank: #462
Your cat is a pussy.
Posted: 2009-05-04 09:01:33 Report Reply
my cat is goin to kill me =[
Posted: 2009-03-19 03:02:33 Report Reply
Haha Win!
Worst part is that sometimes my old cats used to do a lot of those things.
All 3 of them.
Something different.
Constantly.
Posted: 2009-05-21 17:41:36 Report Reply
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! My cat has done all of these
Posted: 2009-06-19 08:24:48 Report Reply
devilduck
devilduck
Rank: #181
my cat is definitely trying to kill me maybe i should get rid of it
Posted: 2009-06-19 20:10:21 Report Reply
MADgamer
MADgamer
Rank: #669
3+ my cat has tried ll these things but now i carry my 18 cal riffle with me so shes been hiding ever since ty u saved me!
Posted: 2009-06-26 08:56:45 Report Reply
gtfo that is lmao---- computer language sucks
Posted: 2009-07-12 10:15:38 Report Reply
SuperPost
SuperPost
Rank: #93
oh man... i dont trust my cat any more.... its been trying to kill me the whole time...
Posted: 2009-10-11 17:27:48 Report Reply
tu9p
tu9p
Rank: #885
its not really a cat, its a robot spy from russia
Posted: 2009-10-29 05:55:02 Report Reply
SuperPost
SuperPost
Rank: #93
it just tried to smother me... im scared...
Posted: 2009-10-30 03:55:55 Report Reply
Viermo
Viermo
Rank: #784
this is y we have dogs :)
Posted: 2009-11-10 12:10:09 Report Reply
Dogs are no better.
Posted: 2010-10-14 08:56:40 Report Reply
Blank123
Blank123
Rank: #4391
this is not funny oh wait i am just playing
Posted: 2009-11-19 11:42:03 Report Reply
Junkie
Junkie
Rank: #218
Guess it's time to kill my cat, before it gets me >_>
Posted: 2009-11-19 18:25:34 Report Reply
peace
peace
Rank: #56
I love having a dog
Posted: 2010-01-17 09:20:14 Report Reply
DGK09
DGK09
Rank: #402
i seriously hate cats lol
Posted: 2009-04-27 12:20:16 Report Reply
there is another way to tell

if you are laying on your side & your kitten sits on your cheek...its actually trying to sit in the middle of your face to smother you.

i know that because my kitten did that to me the first few nights we got her. my mom got so scared that she gave it away!
Posted: 2009-04-28 11:17:40 Report Reply
Jenks
Jenks
Rank: #36174
oh no my cat does all those things and he is black so im f**kED
Posted: 2009-06-18 02:20:08 Report Reply
+3 i love it and btw my cat does this and thats cause she loves me due to the fact of ther trying to kill me by laying on the staris and swipping at my wrists.
Posted: 2009-06-21 14:08:19 Report Reply
YateZee
Rank: #1268
lol cats suck
Posted: 2009-06-25 03:41:13 Report Reply
porostap
porostap
Rank: #527
I have 6 cats... God help me.
Posted: 2009-07-13 00:44:01 Report Reply
stewiz
stewiz
Rank: #127
that is gonna be one hell of an ambush i suggest u carry a shot gun with you at all times you know just to be safe
Posted: 2009-10-23 15:52:35 Report Reply
killa13
killa13
Rank: #2228
i m goin to keep an i on my cat now
Posted: 2009-08-03 08:02:14 Report Reply
Thats why i dont have a cat
Posted: 2009-09-08 07:44:22 Report Reply
alex123
alex123
Rank: #153
lol im off to fight my cat +3
Posted: 2009-09-09 13:36:46 Report Reply
werty123
Rank: #1768
i dont have a cat... :'(
Posted: 2009-09-16 11:47:20 Report Reply
very fun to read.
+3
Posted: 2009-10-01 11:46:26 Report Reply
tu9p
tu9p
Rank: #885
your cat will own you
Posted: 2009-10-29 05:51:35 Report Reply
Jofus1992
Jofus1992
Rank: #68
well i need to write my will because that is my cat in a nutshell
Posted: 2009-10-02 17:32:26 Report Reply
tu9p
tu9p
Rank: #885
that sign is awesome... oh and you need a 12 gauge for your cat
Posted: 2009-10-29 05:57:31 Report Reply
Armork66
Armork66
Rank: #107
good thing I got a big ass dog to gaurd my ass ;) --mans best friend for a reason +3
Posted: 2009-10-02 18:43:55 Report Reply
tu9p
tu9p
Rank: #885
damn straight
Posted: 2009-10-29 05:58:04 Report Reply
i got a blow up dog mans best friend...... with benefits
Posted: 2010-06-22 08:56:09 Report Reply
Armork66
Armork66
Rank: #107
D: oh gawd lol
Posted: 2010-06-27 13:49:50 Report Reply
fellage
fellage
Rank: #272
My cat does all of these!
Posted: 2009-10-11 04:02:20 Report Reply
jimbar
jimbar
Rank: #791
omg im keeping aa close eye on my kitty!
Posted: 2009-10-17 12:00:56 Report Reply
tu9p
tu9p
Rank: #885
jimbar, you gotta sleep sometime `:{
Posted: 2009-10-29 05:53:58 Report Reply
tu9p
tu9p
Rank: #885
thats what she said
Posted: 2009-10-29 05:52:40 Report Reply
wertz3
wertz3
Rank: #321
Uh-oh I think my cat is trying to kill me
Posted: 2009-10-24 14:10:14 Report Reply
tu9p
tu9p
Rank: #885
we are all screwed
Posted: 2009-10-29 05:52:20 Report Reply
wertz3
wertz3
Rank: #321
my cat's out to get me for sure!
Posted: 2009-11-08 04:16:36 Report Reply
vageto136
vageto136
Rank: #498
NNNOOO I'm going to die!!!!!!!why,why,why,why,wwwhhhhhhyyyy!!!!!!!.....
wait I don't have a cat o_O
Posted: 2009-11-08 07:08:45 Report Reply
Wupwup
Wupwup
Rank: #232
Umm...help?
Posted: 2010-01-17 12:04:27 Report Reply
kyrbi
kyrbi
Rank: #995
jow do you tell if your dog is planning on killing u? seriously i think my dog is planning to kill me
Posted: 2010-01-26 15:19:55 Report Reply
Kiiwii
Kiiwii
Rank: #867
my cat is actually laying down on my chest right now.... its probably pretending to be asleep....oh no it knows i know....wheres my dog when hes needed!!!
Posted: 2010-03-07 06:10:43 Report Reply
mofosho
mofosho
Rank: #129
holy shit these all happen on a daily basis.. im gonna die!! shit shit
o.o
Posted: 2010-04-26 15:15:25 Report Reply
I am so screwed. I HAVE SIX CATS~
Posted: 2010-05-25 21:58:25 Report Reply
NOO!!!! THIS IS A SURE SIGN< WHEN MY CAT WAS WALKING AROUND WITH A KNIFE IN HIS MOUTH I GOT SUSPISOUS!!..... they will never find hhis body!
Posted: 2010-08-11 07:14:14 Report Reply
Nightfang
Nightfang
Rank: #160
oh shit i'm in a staring contest with my cat! HALP!
Posted: 2010-11-10 23:46:47 Report Reply

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