How to survive a Ninja attack

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  • Dannyl
  • February 26, 2010, 12:29 am
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    None of these are true.

    There is no surviving a Ninja attack.

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    No-one can defeat a Ninja. Purely because you can't see a Ninja unless he wants you to, and if he wants you to your either another Ninja or dead. The only non-ninja to live through seeing a Ninja is Chuck Norris, but that is because out of mututal respect the Ninjas and Chuck Norris signed a truce after a 100 year long war. The war produced no casualties, as we Ninjas couldn't harm Norris, and he couldn't see us, and we both got bored. We now meet every couple weeks to get drunk and shoot some pool, and then possibly dabble in some hooker killing.

    I am afraid however, that now that I have imparted this Ninja knowledge upon you, I will have to kill you, and I've kept you reading this just long enough to...

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  • 2

    The 3rd and 5th can be true in some cases, but the 4th isn't. Batman aint got shit on Ninjas.

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  • 1

    Ya ninjas! I'm a ninja!

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  • 1

    I'm a ninja too! lol spongebob.

    • ember
    • February 26, 2010, 3:18 am
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    this page was created as a sneaky ninja trap for giving people hope so when us ninjas attack they think they can defeat us.....oh how they are wroooooong!!!!!!!

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  • 1

    only the first 3rd and 4th and possibly 5th are true the rest are fake

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    unless your chuck norris or optimus prime

    • 720Z
    • February 26, 2010, 1:05 pm
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    Yea it should just say. How to survive a ninja attack: You can't

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    ok 1st one is true except im not chuck norris and i don't think anyone else on this site is the 3rd ur dead so it doesnt really matter if they get u or not and the 5th if you are a ninja either you or them will be dead

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  • 1

    and cabbages

    • 720Z
    • February 26, 2010, 2:03 pm
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    Yay spongebob

    • peace
    • February 26, 2010, 2:11 pm
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    my friends a ninja... help me....

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  • 1

    become a ninja its the only way you will survive or let him get his way in everything and use him against your enemies

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    unless he has a toilet made of dead ninjas

    • 720Z
    • February 26, 2010, 7:11 pm
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    look, i can do it too... carpet

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  • 1

    Just one thing: DON'T BE MILHOUSE

    • noodle
    • March 1, 2010, 9:51 am
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    true sooooo true.

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    SNORKEL
    JURANUS
    KARROT
    ALBEQUERQUE

    • 720Z
    • March 2, 2010, 11:20 am
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    ninjas cant catch oyu if you have the ring of death!

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    is it possible for a ninja to be ocd?

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