How to survive The Sniper





(Honestly, this one is about Nukes, but it has some good ideas which can be applied to avoiding snipers. Like Ducking, and Taking Cover...)

  • Dawn
  • March 18, 2011, 11:05 am
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    Now the sniper can't touch meh



    Now thats how you avoid a sniper!
    - GinjaNinja March 18, 2011, 12:50 pm
    - MalverdeAl100 March 18, 2011, 12:52 pm
    *holds up gun*
    .......-___-;
    DAMNIT KEEP STILL I CAN'T TAKE AIM!!!!!! D:<
    - HeartlessAngel March 18, 2011, 2:35 pm
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    snipertarget jpg


    So unless you're MC Hammer, Chuck Norris, or MalverdeAl100, STOP TRYING! :D

    Or Darth Vader
    - SuDoku March 18, 2011, 2:43 pm
    Lol :D
    Ok, or Darth Vader
    - HeartlessAngel March 18, 2011, 2:44 pm
    - Dawn March 18, 2011, 2:45 pm
    Or those 4 Storm Troopers.
    - SuDoku March 18, 2011, 2:45 pm
    Or Dawn.
    Because I like Dawn.
    - HeartlessAngel March 18, 2011, 2:48 pm
    Ahem?!
    - SuDoku March 18, 2011, 2:56 pm
    Um, yeah, I don't like you. ^_^

    LOL, jk :D

    OR, SuDoku.
    Because he's not annoying :D
    - HeartlessAngel March 18, 2011, 3:01 pm
    Natu is a former sniper who has made a confirmed hit on a sheet of paper at one mile away on the first shot with a cold bore. ^^ In other words, we feel confident we could get the sniper first, as we have the power and experience of Natu on our side.
    - Dawn March 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
    SHE. I'm a god damn girl. Dammit.. HA!
    - SuDoku March 18, 2011, 3:04 pm
    O rly? o .o
    - HeartlessAngel March 18, 2011, 3:09 pm
    ...Hugs? ^^
    - Dawn March 18, 2011, 3:09 pm
    You're gonna stop my reign of funness?!?!
    - HeartlessAngel March 18, 2011, 3:09 pm
    Please read the below comment to Bufus101.
    We are on the same team <3
    - Dawn March 18, 2011, 3:11 pm
    ... Yes please...
    - SuDoku March 18, 2011, 3:12 pm
    I'm like 100% certain, yeah.
    - SuDoku March 18, 2011, 3:13 pm
    One for me too plz. o .o
    - HeartlessAngel March 18, 2011, 3:14 pm
    *Hugs both?*
    - Dawn March 18, 2011, 3:15 pm
    *Hugs Dawn back*
    Thanks..
    - SuDoku March 18, 2011, 3:15 pm
    *Hugs*
    - Dawn March 18, 2011, 3:18 pm
    Or MalverdeAl100, STOP TRYING ! :D made me giggle
    - MalverdeAl100 March 18, 2011, 6:53 pm
    100% certain is not enough
    - MalverdeAl100 March 18, 2011, 7:43 pm
    Tee hee :D
    - HeartlessAngel March 18, 2011, 9:55 pm
    haha i remember when i thought sudoku was a guy.....good times
    - Nightmare March 19, 2011, 3:33 am
    I remember when you all realised I wasn't a guy. THOSE were good times :')
    - SuDoku March 19, 2011, 3:35 am
    haha very true...i think you were sharenators first girl member from what i can recall :P
    - Nightmare March 19, 2011, 3:58 am
    Nahh there was someone called Pragma here before me. I'm the highest ranking girl member though :)
    - SuDoku March 19, 2011, 4:36 am
    hmmm that name does ring a bell...a very tiny very old bell and hey ur the highest ranking girl...SuDoku is WINNING!
    - Nightmare March 19, 2011, 4:40 am
    Yeah she's not been on for like 2 years :S and woo :D partaaaaay!
    - SuDoku March 19, 2011, 4:54 am
    awww.... I miss pragma though, she was cool and she had good posts.

    this one is for our fallen sharenators..
    - drakengard85 March 19, 2011, 8:22 am
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    Holy crap it wo-

    theres no way in hell that dancing guy is gonna avoid th-
    - bufus101 March 18, 2011, 3:12 pm
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  • 2

    "That sniper will not make contact with you if you get wiggly wit it, so just get lose!"

    I lol'd so hard right there.

    • SuDoku
    • March 18, 2011, 1:14 pm
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    what exactly is the sniper? and i sort of understand the - at the end of the last word but can anyone explain what it is in detail?

    In text form it is a way of stating that you have been shot by the sniper. It is your duty as a member of Sharenator and an eater of bacon to, when faced with a "Sniper" comment/post, add your own reply of yourself being killed by the sniper. Anyone killed by the sniper should be uprated by the other people killed by the sniper.
    "Sniper" comments are over/ended normally when one of Sharenator's Sniper Team (Ex. Ourself, Heartlessangel, and the others you might see) type in something about reloading.

    As for the text itself, the " - " portion is to show when in the sentence you have been shot, and the rest of the sentence is for dramatic effect. Ex;
    "Hey Guys, I think there might be a Sni-!..."
    "Whoa wait what?! A Sni-!..."
    "Don't move! Snip-!..."
    "I think I se-!..."
    (And then the comment from the sniper a "*" or "-" may also be used to show an action, in this case "*" is used to show that the reloading is an action while the following is verbal.)
    " *Reloads* They just don't learn..."

    (Apparently Bekenel has started a Sniper comment on this very post! Great way to practice?)
    - Dawn March 18, 2011, 3:07 pm
    hows that? ^^ =D
    - bufus101 March 18, 2011, 3:12 pm
    Perfect! ^^ But remember to uprate anyone else in the comment tree who has been hit by the sniper, and hopefully they will do the same.
    - Dawn March 18, 2011, 3:14 pm
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  • 2

    I think for the duck and cover they were being nice and saying in case of a nuclear attack duck and cover aka stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

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    AHH FINALLY now just to hit pl-

    im gonna do that now to step outside and collect the morning paper while wiggling to my front law-
    - Nightmare March 19, 2011, 4:01 am
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    Yea1 I can survive any attack! Now I-*ducks*-haha! Wat now ya stupid little HeatlessAngel motherf-*ducks*-phew! that one was close-*ducks* Enough of this SHIT,*ducks, grabs Luger, and shoots HeartlessAngel*-I know you can revive HeartlessAngel, but I defeat u!

    You killed our HeartlessAngel friend?!?! PREPARE TO DIE!
    - Dawn March 18, 2011, 4:24 pm
    Foolish girl. You Are Toying With Forces Beyond Your Comprehension!
    - drakengard85 March 18, 2011, 7:39 pm
    WOAH WOAH EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!
    I'm fine :D
    I'm an angel- I can't die <3
    - HeartlessAngel March 18, 2011, 9:58 pm
    you're also heartless...how can you ever love D:
    - Nightmare March 19, 2011, 4:41 am
    In response to your last comment (damn reply limit) I miss Pragma too :(
    - SuDoku March 19, 2011, 9:14 am
    I don't. ^_^
    I either hate or like, that's the way it goes :D
    - HeartlessAngel March 19, 2011, 3:30 pm
    hmmmm as long as you dont hate me then its all good :P
    - Nightmare March 19, 2011, 6:51 pm
    well see about that
    - castlewarsisawsome April 11, 2011, 1:45 pm
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    how do you dance like th-

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