HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY (CONTINUED)

3. Don't be fat
4. Shave that beaver

I was under the impression that all a woman needed was a kitchen...

Hmm. Nothing about having a big penis.
I thought i was set for life =[

Half of these things.... I'm not capable of doing...

seemed like to much hard work and i only read up to 6 il rate it +3 coz there might have been a joke at the end or summert

It's so true. My gf is lucky I love her cause I have it so much harder. Except the whole giving birth thing but other than that she is so lucky

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This post is sad. I understand it's a joke, but to think someone took the time to build such a list....

rofl i love how the "how to make a guy happy" can be shortened to just 2

Wow, we girls need a lot from guys just to keep us happy.

just give her the cock lol

its funny because its true

that is so true

i only need a man to be a friend, a lover, honest and to have a sense of humour :D

At least your honest. That's what my gf said.

tbh in stead of showing up with food, it should be beer :) x still +3 though :D x

Women ask for too much we keep it simple food including bacon drinks including beer

#4.
Why would I want my husband to be my brother?
That's incest, you freak.

Hell all I need is to feel beautiful, loved and wanted. It is my own issues and self involvement that keep me from feeling I am and that person is loving me in their own way (we all show love in different ways).

That and sex (or some variation of) all the time...like everyday...twice a day.

...maybe three times if I'm really in the mood.

all that to keep a woman happy...........too much work
i prefer inflatable ones....a lot less baggage
but they dont make me a sammich

sounds like a personal problem.

i never knew i needed so much!
XD
but now i know how to make a man happy XD