How to install a home security system

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"

  • Dannyl
  • April 22, 2010, 12:08 am
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    Repost, the original had a pic too

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    Really? bugger, sorry. i'll knock it down to 0. where is the original? couldn't see it under home security system. but then there was 486 results and i didn't check them all xd

    • Dannyl
    • April 22, 2010, 5:56 am
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    i remember seeing it, but hey, there is a lot of stuff on here

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    lmao nice

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    Pretty good I like it

    • peace
    • April 26, 2010, 1:56 am
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    who cares about reposts somtimes its nice to remember funny posts :D

    • chips
    • August 21, 2010, 8:28 am
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