How to win the Game? Divide by zero.
then you can make your dad proud.
Oh wait, that's impossible too. Maybe you can beat Chuck Norris?
What the hell am I talking about, I shouldn't give you ideas like that, you might actually try like a dumbass. How about triforcing?
Yeah....fu*k that. How about being courageous, that might help.
Nahh, you'll never be able to do that.
So what was this post about? Read the first sentence, you lost. Again.