here's how it went down as i remember it.
it was the middle of class:
kid: why don't we just join the military, schools dumb
asian girl: no thats scary!!
asian girl: cus ppl that join the military die!!
kid: not really, some do at war.
asian girl: nooo, they like all die at some point
kid: dont talk to me about the millitary, ok...
asian girl: why?
kid: cus your ancestors were kamakazi's, no shit you think they all die at some point.
i was dying son