How To Fail.
So one evening I am busting my balls trying to get my exam done for one of my classes and well to my suprise my printer isn't working so I decide to use the printer at the school. Well it seems as though fate had other plans and I had to run halfway across campus to use a different lab whilst printing the paper I had enough time to BUY a stapler cus I guess staplers isnt part of the budget at my school. After buying a stapler I go to staple my exam together well the piece of shit stapler isnt working so I pull it apart and try to fix it well went to slam it shut and stapled my thumb with two staples and bled all over the exam...only to find out she had cancled the class and the exam is now due tomorrow
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