LMAO! I lived in Anchorage from 2005 to 2007 and I used to give Homeless Bill money, beer, liquor, and other party favors....just because out of all the homeless people, he is the nicest and funniest. He never really lied about why he lives on the streets, he just enjoys drinking. So, he seems pretty content. And don't get him wrong--- he can still pull the ladies. There were times I would miss him at his corner only to find him a mile down the road curled up under a tree with a brown bag covering his bottle and his arm around some other homeless woman! From what he says, the women actually fight over him! Pretty freaken hilarious!