Hillary clinton tragedy
Hillary clinton was touring the country and visiting primary schools. she went to one classroom and found that she had interrupted a language class. she starts to go out the door, but the teacher said
"mrs. clinton would you like to assist me with my class? today we are learning about the word 'tragedy'"
mrs clinton had somewhere else to go and lecture, but she grudgingly agreed. she asked the class,
"can ayone tell me what the word tragedy means?" one little boy stood up. he said,
"a bus full of campers falls off a cliff and everyone dies." mrs. clinton said,
"no, that would be what we call an accident." a little girl stood up and said,
"a terrorist bombs a train station and kills hundreds of people." mrs clinton said
"no, that would be what we call great loss" the first little boy stood up again and said
"Yes! I've got it! a plane carrying you and bill home is shot down by friendly fire"
"Yes!" mrs. clinton said, that would be a tragedy." the little boy goes
"yes, because we wouldn't call it a great loss, and probably wouldn't be a frickin accident either."
"mrs. clinton would you like to assist me with my class? today we are learning about the word 'tragedy'"
mrs clinton had somewhere else to go and lecture, but she grudgingly agreed. she asked the class,
"can ayone tell me what the word tragedy means?" one little boy stood up. he said,
"a bus full of campers falls off a cliff and everyone dies." mrs. clinton said,
"no, that would be what we call an accident." a little girl stood up and said,
"a terrorist bombs a train station and kills hundreds of people." mrs clinton said
"no, that would be what we call great loss" the first little boy stood up again and said
"Yes! I've got it! a plane carrying you and bill home is shot down by friendly fire"
"Yes!" mrs. clinton said, that would be a tragedy." the little boy goes
"yes, because we wouldn't call it a great loss, and probably wouldn't be a frickin accident either."
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Posted: 2009-08-13 14:23:40
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i don't think people give theses kinda posts enough credit.. that was awesome lol
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