High ideas

High ideas


-i just wonder

What would happen if you impregnate a Tiger with like a common house cats siemen? Would you have domestic mini tigers? I would want one!


-weed flavored rolling papers!!

there needs to be weed flavored rolling papers, so when all you can find is SHITTY weed, you can use them and make it taste like good weed!?!?


-Oh shit just think

outside is so tall. just think about how tall it is.


-Think about it

How did humans think to themselves before any type of spoken language had been created? Cuz when you think to yourself, you're kind of talking to yourself inside your head. But if you dont know any language, how is this possible?


-What color is a mirror

I know a mirror just reflects other colors, but why do i get the impression that its silver. Even in cartoons its a silver color....... weird.


-The most amazing Walmart game

step 1: toke bowls with 4+ friends

step 2: enter walmart

step 3: everyone buy a gumball from the quarter machine

step 4: each person runs around the store filling a cart with items of the color of the gumball you got

step 5: arrange carts in a rainbow at the front of the store

step 5.5: leave and laugh your balls off

First person to fill their cart and bring it to the front of the store WINS

NOW GO, GO AND BRING TEH LULZ


-Rise Up Lights

If you say rise up lights it sounds like you're sayin razorblades in australlian


-snow maaaan

dude, what if snow was warm? I'm pretty blazed but shit imagine what'd that'd be like


-Have you ever been to Walmart at 3 AM?

That's some fuckin Twilight Zone type shit, it's the scariest most horrifying, chilling, demonic supernatural type of phenomena a human being could ever experience. I'm serious, I dare you to walk into your local 24 hr Walmart supercenter during the quiet, lonely, midnight hours that everyone slumbers during except the demons from underneath the floortiles.


-How to be an awesome girlfriend.

For my boyfriends 21st birthday, I made him 21 joints and the "candle" for good luck was a super joint. Next, I put weed in a bottle of bong vodka and let it sit there for 5 weeks. Oh yeah, and when he got high he could eat his birthday cake-chocolate cake with whip cream icing and cookie dough center.

What have you ladies done for your boyfriend? Am I the only one who does things like these?


-Team Rocket...

why can't they just send their pokemon to sneak attack the trainers... and THEN rob them?


-I wonder if...

the highdeas.com website has the record for "most forgot yourr password links clicked" ?


-Blind Person and Weed

What do you think a blind person experiences when they smoke weed?

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  • 10

    idea? what if aliens come to earth and instead of being mean they want to get sum of our earth weed and they trade us space weed which became legal and then we had an intergalactic space weed trade and it helped get the U.S. out of debt. that would be amazing.

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  • 5

    No, no, Misser Superman no here...

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  • 3

    no dude what would happen to a blind person if they took ACID??

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  • 3

    Cheetos and Led Zepplin.

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  • 2

    i had a random stoner thought once, does superman wash his cape? :S only his mexican housemaid knows :/

    • jjboi69
    • December 23, 2009, 9:35 am
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  • 2

    you sir just won the internests

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  • 2

    i was thinking if they made flavored and colored cocaine...that would be crazy

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  • 1

    UNBAN ME I LOOKED AT YOUR NEW POST!!!! ( http://www.sharenator.com/Typicaly_Forum_Game/ ) lol it was a joke...

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  • 1

    - Walking upside down...
    What if you walked upside down? youd have to dodge fans all the time that could like tear you up and what if you went outside? since theres no ground would you just like float up to space?

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  • 1

    fine unbanned

    obr kwanzaa

    Kwazam

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  • 1

    did u know the inner ocular part of your eye flips the image so we are all "upsidedown" but as we all know gravity hold us down. (or up?)

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  • 1

    NICE POST +3 :)

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  • 1

    here is a good one .... why do we talk and use hand justers...? why are we even here??? what dose it matter ... and why ??????
    Zachary

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  • 1

    there are weed rolling papers u get em in germany but only with weed taste
    just like weed beer, weed lollipops, weed tea and weed chocolate

    • Vans
    • March 1, 2010, 1:57 pm
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  • 1

    ok if could make a superband, with an amazing everything: and combined like everything out there into one big orgasmic shebang!!,,, we'd have sex in a speaker my friends.
    H~O~L~Y F~U~C~K

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  • 1

    Change results by undoing the former.

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  • 1

    SESH ROULETTE!

    Seshroulette.com

    • rtoms
    • April 17, 2010, 9:03 pm
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  • 1

    If people can get past, can people also get future?

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  • 1

    haha, JEES.. +3 POINTS, i should roll a JOINT, get some of THESE!!

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  • 1

    dude the best thing in the world to do when you are high is, i mean this man, this is better than watching the gerbear play at your campsite. man i love to camp, its so fun. its like being one with mother nature and stuff man. you know what i am talking about man, its like so. . . wait... what was i talking about?

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  • 1

    ... nothing, i think... what r we talking about?

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  • 1

    ewww... more like a almond butter and grape jelly sandwich, on whole wheat bread and a banana in the middle... :)

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  • 1

    What if all the posters in my room came alive and then started to have random conversations with me all at the same time.I dont know if i could handle that. Thank god for reality.

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  • 1

    what if the whole world was just you & your bestfriend. i mean like every single person was still the same, but just had your faces. like even all the little bugs and animals just looked like bugs and animals, but it just had your faces all badly photoshopped on. this is probably pretty confusing to understand. alright, the world is EXACTLY the way it is now, but just EVERYONE had you & your friends face! lmfaooooo, idek. like all the magazines and billboards and adds and facebooks and people at school were just you and him?! everyone still lived their seperate lives & had their own personalities but just had your face. lmao, kbye.

    • buhhhhh
    • November 14, 2010, 4:04 pm
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  • 1

    man people when thir high it must be fucken awsome still never going to do it

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  • 1

    think about this. everything is an opinion. everything you know and see is based on your perspective on it. and your perspective turns into your reality. but if peoples reality's are different, there still that persons reality. so you cant tell someone there reality is wrong, cuz you don't know if your outlook on things is right or not. also, we made up everything we believe in the first place, and it works because we want it to work. but keep in mind we could be wrong...

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  • 1

    weed is yummy !

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  • 1

    imagine if there was a secret element that we haven't discovered yet.

    I mean, we've discovered wind, water, earth, fire.... BUT IMAGINE IF THERE WAS A FIFTH THAT NO ONE KNEW ABOUT!?!?!?!?

    Everyone else knows about it. You were stoned and missed the announcement!
    - LunaSea February 9, 2011, 5:41 am
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    If I wore my glasses in a pitch black room could I see the dark more clearly???

    • LunaSea
    • February 9, 2011, 5:38 am
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  • 0

    apple jacks and mountain dew

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  • -3

    are their any sexy bitch's on, and yes if so you belong to me qoute the ('s)

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