Happy birthday Darius!!!
Everybody wish Darius a happy birthday!! :D:D
22 Years old, everyone give him a big Yay Darius!
22 Years old, everyone give him a big Yay Darius!

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Posted: 2011-05-25 13:12:38
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Minus the big S. Also there seems to be a chunk of his leg missing..
I don't know man, if a chunk of my leg was missing i'd at least give one fuck
I darn near pooped maself laughing.
Happy Birthday You Glorious God Among Men:

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Happy Birthday Darius !!! You are all that is man lol
Happy B-Day Darius, your fucking hilarious.
FireRoastedFire would love to say happy birthday, but he is busy plotting his global takeover. He sends his apologies and a picture of ... whatever this is:
Along with a note saying "Happy Bithday Darius, busy conquering world, have some canned bacon. You will need your strength to do my biding. Also, I have included a picture of a man making out with a fish. I don't know why, seemed like a good idea at the time."

Along with a note saying "Happy Bithday Darius, busy conquering world, have some canned bacon. You will need your strength to do my biding. Also, I have included a picture of a man making out with a fish. I don't know why, seemed like a good idea at the time."

Happy Birthday, hope you had a fucking amazing day, here's the invite to your party. Well actually I just googled imaged "happy birthay darius", and you're now a six-year-old black kid who likes rollerskating, but who gives a shit? It's your birthday!

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Happy birthday man!