Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

Post some of your favorite Chuck Norris 1 liners.

  • Albane
  • March 10, 2010, 8:11 am
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  • 4

    Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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  • 2

    Chuck norris has only cried once. He roundhoused so hard that he cause a rip in time and space and kicked himself in the nuts

    • noodle
    • April 3, 2010, 2:38 pm
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  • 2

    Kanye West fits that description. At least the truly vile part

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  • 1

    Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    • ember
    • March 10, 2010, 11:02 am
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    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Incidentally, Chuck Norris also shares his birthday with Osama Bin Laden

    • Dannyl
    • March 11, 2010, 7:54 am
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  • 1

    Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only 3 moves.

    • Mehh
    • March 11, 2010, 8:15 am
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    I love that one

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  • 1

    When chuck norris does push-ups hes merely pushing the world away from him.

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  • 1

    that's because to balance out the awesomeness of Chuck, something truly vile had to be spawned the same day he was born.

    • Ertrov
    • April 2, 2010, 7:48 pm
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  • 1

    The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris fist :)

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  • 1

    when Chuck Norris dies people will say that the impossible has just been made possible
    but Chuck Norris will not die because he is Chuck Norris

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  • 1

    chuck norris is scared of only one person and thats bruce lee

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  • 1

    If you spell chuck Noris wrong in google it doesn't give you the correction it says just run while you still can lmao

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  • 1

    Jesus wears a Chuck Norris pendant :)

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  • 1

    Chuck Norris can watch "60 minutes" in 20.
    Lol XD

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    Someone told me it was a knife o.o;..

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    lol XD

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  • 1

    Chuck Norris wont die he'll just go home.

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    On the set of walker texas ranger chuck norris hurt and killed a baby lamb. Chuck proceeded to stroke the lamb with his beard, 20 minutes later the baby lamb stood up and began to run. Chuck Norris round house kicked the lamb. Why you may ask? The good Chuck Giveth And the good Chuck Taketh away. (Edit I know it's not a one liner)

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  • 1

    When Chuck Norris gets sad he round house kicks himself and he feels better because he knows he's the only one that can take it.

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  • 1

    Chuck Norris begs to differ..

    chucknorris - happy birthday chuck norris

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    *Kills Myself*
    HA! XD

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  • 1

    Lol naw your cool though (:
    sdf - happy birthday chuck norris

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    Whew...good XD
    Cause I dont wanna die :P

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  • 1

    Naw Chuck Norris is 70 years old now, he will decided's not to waste his time on a sharenator.... LMAO

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    America isn't america,Its Chucknorrica.

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    -Chuck Norris put the Pain in the word Pain.

    -Chuck Norris's sperm count is so high, women have to chew before they swallow.

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    Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945.
    The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945.
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • SuDoku
    • March 9, 2011, 7:05 am
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  • 1

    chuck norris' bday is the 10th march, not 9th

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    Chuck norris dosnt read he demands the book to give him info and it does

    chuck norris once saved a mans life by giving mouth to mouth then round house kicked him dead why? because Chuck Norris DOSNT SHOW MERCY!

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    and it will cause everyone else pain

    • Ertrov
    • April 2, 2010, 7:46 pm
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    ChuckNorrisControlsTheEarh'sGravityAndThat'sWhyHeCan'tDie:)
    OhOhOhOh-IfChuckNorrisHadAFightWithGod,WhoWouldWin?
    Chuck?No!
    God?NO!
    TrickQuestion-ChuckNorrisISGod!

    lol the last one.+1
    - kaBjj101 March 9, 2011, 6:47 am
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  • -1

    One day Chuck Norris's wife asked him what he wanted for dinner. He round housed her and told her "No on questions Chuck Norris"

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    not overly bright

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  • -3

    got that one right

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  • -5

    Chuck Norris would be nothing without Danny Glover!

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  • -7

    Chuck Norris has one secret, he is a mexican named Carlos Ray Norris.

    • Guy57
    • April 2, 2010, 9:18 am
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