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Post some of your favorite Chuck Norris 1 liners.
Post some of your favorite Chuck Norris 1 liners.
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Posted: 2010-03-10 08:11:00
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris wont die he'll just go home.
Jesus wears a Chuck Norris pendant :)
When Chuck Norris gets sad he round house kicks himself and he feels better because he knows he's the only one that can take it.
Kanye West fits that description. At least the truly vile part
Chuck Norris can watch "60 minutes" in 20.
Lol XD
Lol XD
Chuck norris dosnt read he demands the book to give him info and it does
chuck norris once saved a mans life by giving mouth to mouth then round house kicked him dead why? because Chuck Norris DOSNT SHOW MERCY!
chuck norris once saved a mans life by giving mouth to mouth then round house kicked him dead why? because Chuck Norris DOSNT SHOW MERCY!
On the set of walker texas ranger chuck norris hurt and killed a baby lamb. Chuck proceeded to stroke the lamb with his beard, 20 minutes later the baby lamb stood up and began to run. Chuck Norris round house kicked the lamb. Why you may ask? The good Chuck Giveth And the good Chuck Taketh away. (Edit I know it's not a one liner)
Someone told me it was a knife o.o;..
Whew...good XD
Cause I dont wanna die :P
Cause I dont wanna die :P
chuck norris is scared of only one person and thats bruce lee
If you spell chuck Noris wrong in google it doesn't give you the correction it says just run while you still can lmao
America isn't america,Its Chucknorrica.
chuck norris' bday is the 10th march, not 9th
ChuckNorrisControlsTheEarh'sGravityAndThat'sWhyHeCan'tDie:)
OhOhOhOh-IfChuckNorrisHadAFightWithGod,WhoWouldWin?
Chuck?No!
God?NO!
TrickQuestion-ChuckNorrisISGod!
OhOhOhOh-IfChuckNorrisHadAFightWithGod,WhoWouldWin?
Chuck?No!
God?NO!
TrickQuestion-ChuckNorrisISGod!
One day Chuck Norris's wife asked him what he wanted for dinner. He round housed her and told her "No on questions Chuck Norris"
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