Guy in prison wins, hard.

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:


Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son::

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old
man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son::

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
I love you,
Vinnie

  • Dannyl
  • February 23, 2010, 2:13 am
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  • 10

    YEAH !!!!! WIN .....


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  • 5

    damn...Italians are kick ass when it comes to "help"

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  • 2

    true except that might be why the plants grew so well

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  • 1

    genius :D +3

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  • 1

    WIN!!!

    • BEASTY
    • February 23, 2010, 6:47 am
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  • 1

    haha! great story

    • cooldog
    • February 23, 2010, 8:17 am
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  • 1

    The worst thing would be if there actually were bodies there :o

    • noodle
    • February 23, 2010, 9:22 am
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  • 1

    i dont get it

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  • 1

    That's how Vincent "helped" him.

    • pacomox
    • February 23, 2010, 10:43 am
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  • 1

    OH! thanks :P

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  • 1

    Big Brother to the rescue! way to work the system. +3

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  • 1

    That's a total win for the guy in prison and the dad

    • peace
    • February 23, 2010, 2:30 pm
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  • 1

    Lol, that defiantly saved the guy some work.

    • Kojira
    • February 23, 2010, 2:33 pm
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  • 1

    How can you 'not get it'

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  • 1

    awesome....simply awesome. +3

    • gwa2003
    • February 24, 2010, 6:13 am
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  • 1

    very clever that is just awesome +3

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  • 1

    WOW thats simply amazing!

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  • 1

    lmao epic win

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  • 1

    MAD Win!

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    hell yeah

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  • 1

    Aww. That's so nice of him :')

    • SuDoku
    • July 18, 2011, 12:23 pm
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