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google - google is blocked! (unblocked now!)


It is half unblocked now. But there are still problems.
For some reason, the images are blocked, so the google logo and the little icons on the left (everything, images videos ect) dont show up.

and the images section is blocked too, but we can use the actual search which is cool =D

---The original article is below---

Google has been BANNED at our school!

--[Screenshot will be inserted here if i remember to get one]--

The reason is...

Someone (i don't know who) had found a massive loophole in Google. This bypassed Google's security (as somehow you can't turn off safesearch at our school) AND the school's web filter, websense AND the schools security system (Which is a monitoring system. They can watch you, take control, block input, freeze the screen, blank the screen, control what can be recieved etc).

So, this loophole in google bypassed BOTH our school's security. So, what does this douche do? He starts to download porn onto the school's computers.

As a result, there is now a system-wide block of Google.com in our school, until they fix the loophole.
As we are in the UK, they also blocked google.co.uk. Some people used things like google.ie (google ireland) as a bypass, but thats now blocked too.

The two that i have tried and still work are google.cn (google china, which is useless anyway as the chineese govmt censor a load of stuff, and i cant read it)
and also im using Google.ca (google canada) which is useful, as its one of the international english ones.

Some other people in the school resorted to using Bing. However, i REFUSE to sink that low.

So, although this post was long and unnecesary, what do you think of it?


PS... TLDR isnt acceptable comment for this. Just read it OK?
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Posted: 2010-09-21 09:37:58

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  • Naugron - replied 2010-09-21 09:58:27
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    ''However, I REFUSE to sink that low.'' I love how you described that one, I'm proud of you my son.

    Anyway, I think you can't get proper computer lessons on school without google, I hope they will find this douche. You can also use other search engines, but that would be betrayal...
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-21 10:17:08
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      oh, they know who it is. This security system they have on the computers... i have seen it myself.

      They can:
      See all computer screens at all times.
      Get a full view of your screen, rather than thumbnails :D
      Take control of any computer.
      Disable "local" input, so your keyboard and mouse don't work
      Freeze the screen
      Blank the screen
      Keylog EVERYTHING, including passwords.
      Re-trace everything that has been done, so even if you quickly close something, they can roll back the computer and play it back.
      They then take a screenshot and mail it to your parents.

      So yeah, they pretty much have you. This guy/girl IS known by the school. They just need to fix the loophole first.
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      • imfrikknbad - replied 2010-09-21 14:12:05
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        Yeah before i graduated last year they had that i think it was called "Impero" or somthing like that
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        • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-21 20:34:48
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          AHA impero! thats what we have :D

          They can also "lock" your computer. Which puts an embarrasing "COMPUTER LOCKED" screen there. Not only that, but even if you reboot the computer, it appears again as soon as the login screen loads. So there is no way out.
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          • imfrikknbad - replied 2010-09-22 06:14:17
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            Dude i know its such bullshit.
            I even once pulled up word and said "I know your watching me and We're not gonna take it!" . . . . . . . they locked my computer and the teacher had to come undo it, when she saw what i put she laughed her ass off lmao
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      • XxDaminalsxX - replied 2010-09-22 04:23:27
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        Damn. Our school isn't that dictative. They give us SOME freedom on the internet. I once got in trouble for accidentally putting porn in My Pictures. It was freshman year. But I deleted it (thankfully) before they called me up to the office. He said that I had explicit pictures on the computer and he said that I deleted it before he could get a chance to pull it up. I just told my mom the crappy school computer started tp freeze up and it saved it to my pictures.
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  • matt1584 - replied 2010-09-21 10:30:25
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    ive never posted audio, if this works ill post a bunch. thats my response to no google.
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    • matt1584 - replied 2010-09-21 10:32:36
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      someone let my know if it worked, using my phone dont see anything O.o?
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      • Luke8D - replied 2010-09-21 10:34:53
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        Yeah it did XDXD
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        • matt1584 - replied 2010-09-21 10:38:54
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          you win! thanks for the fast response, I O U +1 on the comments in this post. my phone cannot +1. :( i shall not forgot!
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  • CallMeGoogle - replied 2010-09-21 20:02:04
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    I'm blocked? Are you fucking serious? Bill, what is the name of your school? Don't need the location since I am Google and already know everything there is to know. I will come to your school and end it's very existence. Or better yet, I will buy it and make it mine!
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-21 20:41:42
      +1
      looooool.
      yeah i know. I just use your international versions, such as google canada :D

      Anyway, the school actually contacted Google to fix this issue, as like i say, with safesearch, porn "shouldn't" appear.
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  • gemie89 - replied 2010-09-21 12:49:06
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    who the hell has time to look at porn at school?!?!?! goddamn who would look at it anyway...(at school i mean :P)
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  • triclebickle - replied 2010-09-22 17:20:29
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    if your looking at porn in school you have a problem because there is a time and place for spanking it school is not one of those places however. the fact that they blocked one of the most used search engines in the world is idiotic because for every hole they patch 7 more open up you cant stop smart people from doing stupid stuff. there is always a way around the barrier.
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-23 06:35:27
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      yeah but i'd rather not. I have 5 years ICT work to do for a qualification, and only have 2 years to do it in.
      I can do that, as im taking 2hrs extra ICT a week, and i dont want an internet/computer ban, or i cant do my qualification.
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      • triclebickle - replied 2010-09-23 12:55:56
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        understandable but i was just stating that there is always a way
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  • HippyBoy - replied 2010-09-23 09:01:08
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    n2909800600 9522 - google is blocked! (unblocked now!)
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-23 09:24:50
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      epic win... i wanna hack our WS server so it says that!
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      • HippyBoy - replied 2010-09-23 09:31:44
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        I've seen someone change all the screens in a class to bat porn before, websense is the enemy.

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  • Bekenel - replied 2010-09-21 09:41:11
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    Jesus, this is just wrong, on so many levels..
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  • Albane - replied 2010-09-21 10:02:39
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    Sounds like a shitty content filter. Most of them have an option to force Google Safe Search.
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-21 10:18:02
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      Yeah, but see my reply to Naugron's comment to see why I wouldn't want to take safesearch off anyway.
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  • Luke8D - replied 2010-09-21 10:35:21
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    Its crazy :'(
    Now we have to use............bing >.< :'(
    Btw, i go to skinnybill school :P
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-21 11:05:55
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      no, you dont need to use bing! dont sink that low!
      like i say, use www.google.ca or somethin
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  • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-09-21 15:11:17
    +1
    not using google is like not using the internet & y in the hell would anyone watch porn at school? & download it on the SCHOOL'S computer?
    that is just beyond my graspable knowledge & I love how u dont back-stab google & use bing hahaha just for that u deserve +3
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  • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-09-21 15:59:46
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    hmmmmm i need to find this loophole so i cn ge ton sharenator at skool
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-21 20:36:15
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      nah... i can do without. before when it was blocked it was ok to use SN in my opinion, but now, its full of NSFW stuff i wouldnt want to take the chance of going on it at scool
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    • matt1584 - replied 2010-09-22 02:34:17
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      i know right? mine isnt blocked yet but 50+ kids i know use it here, wont be long before they tell people, so soon it will be blocked.
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  • tyduran13 - replied 2010-09-21 17:32:27
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    Everybody that agrees with this kid, that Google blocks sites is an idiot... your school like every school in America (Besides Texas) has a somewhat of a website blocker like I did when I went to school it was called barracuda... It blocked me from looking up a lot of things like games, more games, and also porn. Until I found a way around it the one i used was called Facebook firewall which was funny cause I could never get on facebook with it buuut every other site I could get on so it was all good... so you need to tell your stupid principle, security or whoever blocked google that they need to unblock it cause it had nothing to do with the kid at your school looking at porn or whatever he did. It's not a loophole either lol. If they don't just get on facebook firewall and type in http://www.google.com and press enter and you will have google the end :)
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    • ExtremePrejudice - replied 2010-09-21 17:38:08
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      NO Way, my school had Barracuda too.What school did you go to?
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      • tyduran13 - replied 2010-09-21 18:46:43
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        Battle Ground high school hbu?
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        • ExtremePrejudice - replied 2010-09-22 08:36:06
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          Oh My Fucking God I went there too!
          Small world huh?
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          • tyduran13 - replied 2010-09-22 17:11:23
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            Guess so olli
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            • ExtremePrejudice - replied 2010-09-23 13:52:26
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              THATS NOT MY NAME TONY!!!!
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              • tyduran13 - replied 2010-09-23 14:18:34
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                Bull shit
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-21 20:38:28
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      ehh... i said in the post im from the UK. And we have Websense, which is unworkaroundable in our case, because not only do the school have websense on THEIR system, but the COUNTY of Kent provides the schools internet, and KENT also have Websense, so if you get past the schools own, you have to get past the county's too.
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      • tyduran13 - replied 2010-09-21 20:43:40
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        Give me 5 mins and I'll crack the code mo fucka :)
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  • buddyfoeva - replied 2010-09-21 18:50:19
    +1
    http://www.googlegooglegooglegoogle.com.br/
    possibly the best search engine *4
    the us version doesn't work no more but .uk and some others still do
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-21 20:40:27
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      aahahaha! it still wouldnt work at school, because websense is more like a firewall. it wont even allow access to a page in a web-frame. So all i would see is four block pages there :D
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      • buddyfoeva - replied 2010-09-22 04:13:09
        +1
        ahh i see my school was different with there program
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  • Dragkyre - replied 2010-09-21 20:42:13
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    do what i did at every school i went to, proxy bypassing ftw, i never actually got caught bypassing any of it either, at one point i was using portable firefox for unrestricted internet access :P
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-22 07:27:22
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      ehh... not that easy. You use proxy, you get web ban.
      also, the internet block is on the network, NOT on the machines so...
      >Using a different browser doesnt work (I use chrome)
      >even using a different device such as an ipod touch doesnt work.
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  • Lambeau - replied 2010-09-22 04:39:24
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    Gainesville City Schools in Gainesville Georgia uses the same program that your school uses... I swear Big Brother is on its way... I mean all the things you can do with that program is an invasion of privacy... my work is about to get the same program, as with the public library. Its either X-Stop or Net Support. as both programs can do that. I think i'm just going to stick to using the internet at home, even though that probably won't do much of anything as my IP keeps a log of every website i've been to.
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  • CrazyJay - replied 2010-09-23 09:24:12
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    I'm surprised they didn't block Google Canada. I guess swapping and "om" for an "a" in the URL is too difficult of a concept for your teachers eh?
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    • SkinnyBill - replied 2010-09-23 09:44:39
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      nah, its just the havent blocked all the international sites. To be honest, the people at our school who "hack" the system dont know shit all about computers. They just follow a youtube video.
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  • bioshock123 - replied 2010-11-11 16:21:57
    +1
    god i hate those blocks
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