Good/Bad/Worse
Good/Bad/Worse
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you
Good: Your son's discovered what he wants to do in life.
Bad: He's in front of the TV all the time.
Worse: He doesn't turn it on first.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She's a lawyer
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you
Good: Your son's discovered what he wants to do in life.
Bad: He's in front of the TV all the time.
Worse: He doesn't turn it on first.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She's a lawyer
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas
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Posted: 2009-12-14 13:56:54
Psst.
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thats the exact same thing that i thought
shit i should have gottin him something
These are awesome, I can't believe that it has so little points in 9 months!
i dont get the boy that dosen't turn on the tv
Mom to daughter: Well honey there are things that every woman should know about the birds and the bees...
Daughter to mom: mom i already know how to have sex! Teach me how to make lasagna