Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

I lost my phone number can I have yours?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bedrock.

fuk me if im wrong but you want to have sex with me.

roses are red, violets are blue,
i have a knief. get in the fucking van.

I would walk five miles over broken glass just to kiss the ass of the dog that chased the tire of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners! ... Got your attention?

ok here's mine...

you: Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
girl: No!
you: What?? Do you not like Pizza?

or

You: Excuse me miss... How much does a polar bear weight?
Girl: Umm... idk?
You: Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm (name)

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

guy-Do you know what fucks like a tiger and winks?
girl-no?
guy- *wink* *wink*

do u have a map... im lost in your eyes

i love those clothes they....but they would look better on my bedroom floor

Nice shoes, want to fuck?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you

if u were a lolly pop i'd lick you all the time

tits or gtfo

Yeah, you'll do...

Were you born on a farm? Cause you can sure raise my cock.

hey is that a mirror in your pants cos i can see myself in them.


also

are you wearing space pants cos ur ass is out of this world

I wish you were my homework... i'd do you every night

did you fall from heaven....... because your face is fucked up!

Do you know the word of the day (no) the word of the day is legs, wanna go to my place and spread the word. [dont really try this it gets you slapped. hahahaha dont ask me how i know! (:]

oh no something is wrong with my cell phone (what?) your number isn't on it

"I'm sorry, can you tell me where I am? Your beauty blinded me."

If yu were a booger, I'd pick you first

not a typical "pick up" line,

Guy: Hey, um... did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Girl: Aw... Thats so cute!

Guy: Yea... Cause your face is f**ked up...

Guy- Hi there
girl- hi??...
Guy-*stares at watch for long time*
Girl-why are you staring at your watch?
Guy-I just got a state of the art watch and im testing it out.
Girl-what does it do?
Guy-It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. Right now its telling me your not wearing any panties
Girl- Well it must be wrong because i am indeed wearing panties.
Guy- Damn...darn thing must be an hour fast.

I wish you were my math homework because u'd be hard and i'd be doin' ya on the table... BANG BANG!!!

you must be a parking ticket because you've got Fine written all over you