Give me your best pick-up line

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  • jstove
  • November 21, 2009, 5:06 pm
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    Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

    • mienftw
    • November 21, 2009, 5:10 pm
    a better one is

    girl do u know how to do math! here let me teach you

    first subtract your clothes add a bed dived ur legs and lets multiply :)
    - dustinmorris February 10, 2011, 9:03 am
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  • 11

    Flattery Pick Up Lines

    • jstove
    • November 21, 2009, 5:13 pm
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    I lost my phone number can I have yours?

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    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bedrock.

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    fuk me if im wrong but you want to have sex with me.

    • Stotts
    • November 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
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  • 11

    roses are red, violets are blue,
    i have a knief. get in the fucking van.

    Capitalize your sentences. But that is hilarious.
    - GrammarNaziIsHere February 9, 2011, 9:28 am
    You got the non capitalized sentence starters, but not the miss spelling of 'knife'?
    - Upsidedownie February 9, 2011, 9:42 am
    He's a grammar nazi, not a spelling one.
    - julianfx February 9, 2011, 9:51 am
    thank yoo, for saving my ass
    - BlurrySours February 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
    Ahha, touché.
    - Upsidedownie February 10, 2011, 7:28 am
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  • 8

    I would walk five miles over broken glass just to kiss the ass of the dog that chased the tire of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners! ... Got your attention?

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  • 8

    ok here's mine...

    you: Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
    girl: No!
    you: What?? Do you not like Pizza?

    or

    You: Excuse me miss... How much does a polar bear weight?
    Girl: Umm... idk?
    You: Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm (name)

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  • 7

    If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

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    • cary139
    • January 14, 2011, 3:29 pm
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    - 24paperwings February 9, 2011, 9:18 am
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  • 6

    guy-Do you know what fucks like a tiger and winks?
    girl-no?
    guy- *wink* *wink*

    • mit8818
    • February 20, 2010, 7:37 pm
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  • 5

    do u have a map... im lost in your eyes

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  • 5

    i love those clothes they....but they would look better on my bedroom floor

    • daznile
    • November 22, 2009, 4:24 am
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  • 4

    Nice shoes, want to fuck?

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  • 3

    Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

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  • 3

    Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you

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  • 3

    if u were a lolly pop i'd lick you all the time

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  • 3

    z78935956 - give me your best pick-up line

    • jstove
    • November 22, 2009, 10:40 am
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  • 3

    tits or gtfo

    epic.
    - foraref February 10, 2011, 7:44 am
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  • 2

    ROFL ROFL ROFL! too good dude

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  • 2

    Yeah, you'll do...

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  • 2

    Were you born on a farm? Cause you can sure raise my cock.

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  • 2

    hey is that a mirror in your pants cos i can see myself in them.


    also

    are you wearing space pants cos ur ass is out of this world

    or
    Hey did you wash your pants with windex, cause I can practically see myself in them!
    - chaosmaster February 9, 2011, 7:47 am
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  • 2

    Guy- Hi there
    girl- hi??...
    Guy-*stares at watch for long time*
    Girl-why are you staring at your watch?
    Guy-I just got a state of the art watch and im testing it out.
    Girl-what does it do?
    Guy-It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. Right now its telling me your not wearing any panties
    Girl- Well it must be wrong because i am indeed wearing panties.
    Guy- Damn...darn thing must be an hour fast.

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  • 1

    wtf

    • jstove
    • November 21, 2009, 5:12 pm
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    I wish you were my homework... i'd do you every night

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    pmsl i forgot about that one

    • stewiz
    • November 22, 2009, 2:46 am
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    lol awsome

    • Tiggy
    • November 22, 2009, 4:29 am
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  • 1

    did you fall from heaven....... because your face is fucked up!

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  • 1

    Do you know the word of the day (no) the word of the day is legs, wanna go to my place and spread the word.

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  • 1

    oh no something is wrong with my cell phone (what?) your number isn't on it

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  • 1

    "I'm sorry, can you tell me where I am? Your beauty blinded me."

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  • 1

    If yu were a booger, I'd pick you first

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  • 1

    not a typical "pick up" line,

    Guy: Hey, um... did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Girl: Aw... Thats so cute!

    Guy: Yea... Cause your face is f**ked up...

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  • 0

    I wish you were my math homework because u'd be hard and i'd be doin' ya on the table... BANG BANG!!!

    • jstove
    • November 21, 2009, 5:12 pm
    what?
    - Demono February 9, 2011, 9:36 am
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  • 0

    you must be a parking ticket because you've got Fine written all over you

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