Did it go up in a ..boom? :D... Terrible pun is terrible... I'm sorry.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid
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Alright DNA is a scientific word
It's important if you haven't heard
Nucleic acid
Ants to birds
Examine and you'll see it's structured
A, T, C, G,
This is how they bond you see
Base pairing is not that hard to learn
DNA is the center in which it does govern
Contains genetic instructions and
Sends out various functions
In which other organs perform
The body is conservative no need for reform
D to the N to the Eukaryotic A
DNA serves the body in the most important way
Keeps everything running
If you go deeper it's quite stunning
Not one not two five are found
Elements form the structure around
Color coded by each
To small to reach
A mighty lesson to teach
One that requires ongoing speech
All this goes on quite rapid,
on the turf of Deoxyribonucleic Acid.

Too easy, it should be something more obscure, like... the
Golgi Apparatus.

Applebottom Jeans
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Walk in the club and look around
Walk to the bar and to my seat I'm bound
Take another look and notice repetition
Feels like I'm stuck in perdition
Look to the left, look to the right
Is it just me or is it my sight
Applebottom jeans populate the night
Denim covers the floor, sparks my fright
Didn't get the memo and I'm left alone
Vibration in my pants so I grab my phone
It wasn't my phone
I hear a moan
Followed by a groan
Look at the source, the apple is sewn
To the denim, it's home
The music keeps roaring
While the whores keep whoring
The only common factor
Is that these people are all actors
Following the trend
In they blend
Apple stitching all around
Bill Gates would frown
In the sea of denim I started to drown
My khaki slacks set forth a showdown
To follow the crowd or make my presence known
The following events I could not condone
Pushed, shoved, humiliated,
A fashion loser that Dillards created
Head held high I walked outta that joint
Night ruined but I made my point
Mainstream is a cop out whos members are drop outs
Create your own path
Leave your own wrath
This is deep it seems
Burn those Applebottom Jeans.

I think we need to have a top hat intervention...