Ok basicly, I like to write rhymes and I'm pretty bored so give me a topic and I'll write you a rhyme about it. Heres an example of some stuff I've written in like 5 minutes.
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From the past to the present
things have happened that made us ask why
Horiffic situations that make us shake our heads and cry
And we take a deep breath and we take a deep sigh
and try to avoid the lies that we've been told to defy
Over and over the story, it never gets old
One by one tragedys continue to unfold
The only thing we have left are our hearts to hold
Take a look in the mirror and see whats there to scold
Things happen for no reason I can't give you an explanation
Some people are scared to travel or even take a vacation
Because this confused world is so full of crime and inflation
People lie cheat and steal and live off medication
Theres just no explanation, theres no good reason at all
We've come so damn far but now we're gonna trip and fall
Right now we're in a phase where all we can do is stall
Untill we find a solution that can save us all.
~JJ
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Hop on the BG man what about you
Heal you with a holyshock, that's what I do
Everytime I'm queueing I come through the portal
Allys say "Damn it's Decision The Immortal"
Wait a minute, the musuliene puts a pinin in it
And cast me in killing with a sword we gonna win it
You know how it goes down when we raid face
Every single place cappin all of ya'lls base
To victory we don't know any other way
And if you see us out there better turn away
A prodogy and I represent the Horde-eh boys
I may be unknown now but I'm making noise
I don't understand why people hate me
Don't blame the game, blame the world that creates me
But here I come yo silence every nay sayer
Coming very soon they'll know Decision from lightbringer
Take your time, while you're crusin through the BG
Take it real easy and make honor kills for free
Take your time, while you're crusin through the BG
Take it real easy and make honor kills for free
It's Decision once again despelling hate from the haters
Pwning level after level like in all the crusader
But no I don't cater to all the hatin, I just yell later
If you feelin froggy chump, I squish you thinner than paper
You better believe I'm in the BGs to win
I cap and defend, and after that I do it again
There's no limit to my heals so don't you even pretend
You coming at me with your possie, bitch I'm rollin with ten
You never had a chance man, the battlegrounds belong to me
Everytime we zone in we causing a Catastrophe
I'll take your flag, your killing blows, best believe I'm beastly
It's a hit with sharm the lock rollin on this track with me
I do 'em dirty while I'm writing every line
People tellin me you beast every track that you find
But when you rollin through the BG in your prime
Just remember, ease up pwning noobs and take your time
Take your time, while you're crusin through the BG
Take it real easy and make honor kills for free
Take your time, while you're crusin through the BG
Take it real easy and make honor kills for free
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World of Warcraft, the most popular game
Only thing left that keeps myself sane
Making a name while puttin' others to shame
Watch as I rightully claim my fame
Been repping Alliance since 05'
Slayin wannabe's is what fuels my thrive
To survive, nah man, I don't ever die
My crew rollin' deep lettin' out warcrys
From realm to realm we dominate
You see us coming, start to dehydrate
What's at stake, all your pride
Gonna join your friends and run n' hide?
Times up, we're on the move
Rage quit pal, you've been removed
It's not about reality
It's all about virtuality
Satisfaction from my actions
This ain't Red Faction
Cry all you want, won't do no good
Mother f'er, shit goes down in my hood
So next time ya step in my realm
You're gonna be a highlight in my PVP Film.
*Sorry, couldn't talk about the game because I really don't know anything about it. And yours is REALLY good. =]
Discuss in detail Trickle-down economics.
Also, use as much alliteration as possible.
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Trickle-Down Economics, what the hell is that
Had to research, but I know where I'm at
It all starts at the top
Corporations being the cream of the crop
We give them money
In return we receive honey
Production increases
As unemployment ceases
Government gone gangsta
Run by a bunch of wangstas
Economy eventually improves
As the rest of the States' approve
But this is just a theory
And some people don't see it clearly
But cutting tax rates does not lead to growth
Only leads to more civilization loath
Now you can disagree
and argue that the economy
Can't get any worse than it is now
Take a bow, feed the cow
In return milk for your thirst
You heard it here first
Crappy metaphor it may be,
But in a way it's a trickle down economy.
*Tried my best to input alliteration.
I didn't expect you to do so well with such an obscure topic, but you did the research and pulled it off.
*Applause*
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Keep running, running
and running, running
and running, running
and running, running
and running, running
and running, running
and running, running
and
OH SHIT
The race is on,
Why the hell am i in a thong
Mother f'in bear is chasing me down
Yelling shit like he wants me all around
Creepin me about bro, dunno what 2 do
Running for my life, needing a rescue
Turn the corner what the hell
2 f'in bears on my mother f'in tail
Lookin' for a gangbang i suppose
However I'm gonna break some combos
Time to mix it up, element of surprise
I turned around, and let out a cry
The two bears eyes, began to rise
Me being the prize, time to improvise
Pocket full of lent, survival the intent
My energy was spent, come and went
But this is life or death, out of breath
No choice but to
Keep running, running
and running, running
and running, running
and running, running
and
Finally, a sight of hope
School on the right, I wanted to elope
Pedobear 1 and pedobear two didn't know what to do
So many kids, so much time
I felt like I had committed a crime
Yes I was wrong in my tight thong
But I had dignity to keep
away from these creeps
Success was mine
Along with a new tan line.
Imma just alookin for a child to molest
I wanna get him undressed
or I'll be very very very very very depressed.
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The rap just started and it can’t be any worse. Then I saw my DJ fucking a smurf. Don’t worry now. I am here. To save all ya fucking queers. The suspect was here drinking a beer, or over there hugging a bear. You don’t wanna listen to this rap no more? Then walk right out this fucking door. to see the whore at the corner. Maybe you’ll give her an orange… Fuck… Nothing goes with orange…
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Woke up one mornin' walked out the door
Decided that I was gonna rob a store
Too late did I realize I forgot my pants
No turning back had to take my chance
Told the bank teller to give me the money
Apparently she thought the whole thing was funny
Mother fucking bunny out of the blue
Fucking ran past me and stole my shoe
Then after that, a school bus came crashing in
Turns out the driver was a hen
6 people dead, 3 are hurt
Most importantly my name was Kurt
And it's Monday, which means I'm 6"4
Time for an encore, people started to roar
Police on the block, chicks on mah jock
Hens in a flock, time ticking on the clock
Stormed up out the place with money in the bag
Criminal on the loose i'm such a drag
Everywhere i looked their were ants
Holy shit, I'm wearing pants
Red
Dead
Blue
True
Green
Mean
Orange
Door Henge
Topic Challenge Topic: Dicks
Have fun with that.
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The punchline of every single joke it seems
Totally appropriate by all means,
You see
Some are small and some are big
The situation can turn it from pipe to twig
Ya dig?
Houston Houston, we have a problem
My girl said she'd be back when I'd blossom
Leaving me confused and in distress
Sought out advice but to no success
It really wasn't that small
But it wasn't too tall
Not once had it ever affected my haul
I couldn't stall, or it'd be my downfall.
Went to the doctor and asked for help
Showed him the problem and he let out a yelp
Gave me pills and sent on my way
Called up my girl and she said okay
Getting ready, oh shit, another problem
Turns out I was outta condoms
But thats another story and the topic is dicks
Size is the key to get all the chicks
No tricks, man dont even need two
Want pleasure? All you need is you.
But watch out bro, open your eyes and see
that there is such a thing as HIV
Always wear protection
F infection
*Struggled with this one. I don't think it's all to good but oh well /:
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same numbers rhyme :)
p.s- this will have an impact on your screen-name image.
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Is it real?
Can I feel?
It's really amazing how in a flash
I'm gone from my bed in such a dash
Area unknown, I search for life
Somewhere far away I can hear wildlife
Screams in the distance, nothing makes sense
To my expense, things are tense
Voices in my head, of those passed on
Sun rises, it's the crack of dawn
Surrounded by fear, i feel death is near
Times up, I'm wide awake
Felt like my life was at stake
Was it real?
Now I don't recall much but that's how it goes
Dreams always come in deepest doze
Escape from reality, don't wanna end
Nightmare or not this must extend
For this is a time where i'm truly at peace
All the criticism can finally cease
Lookin forward to night
Whether it's fright or excite
It's more polite than the fight
With the world and all it's might
My highlight
Cause when I dream it's all on me
And it's up to me, to be set free.
Is it real?
Will I heal?
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Minecraft mother f'ers, oldschool play
Mine and mine till day passes away
Night time bro, creepers all around
These little homos can't f with my town
All the traps set, I'm a Minecraft Vet
Coal, Iron, Diamond, Gold,
This game is awesome, nothing to scold
Get some obsidian, build a gateway
Travel through dimension on this oneway stateway
Into the Nether, screams and cries
Pig soldiers on land, Ghasts in the skies
Fireball coming my way, no time to delay
Shoot an arrow, send it back away
Graphics suck ass
But I put them on fast
So much fun, so little time
Gotta hit the sweetspot
Gotta find a dime
Multiplayer, mine with friends
On my server, we have ammends
You grief you're gone
I can't take morons
Build a sphere in a world of squares
Blasphemy they say, as everyone stares
No way to lose, no end in sight
Get some lightstone, brighten up the night
Keep on building, to my delight.
I'ma mine when I wanna mine (mine)
I'ma build when I wanna build (build)
I'ma do what I wanna do (do)
No rules no laws
Just caves with flaws.
lol. Good Luck
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Pulley, lever, and the wheel
Where it all began, not to sound surreal
Back in the day, improvision was the key
All sorts of inventions for you and me
Now there's plenty variation
So use your imagination
Make some wonderful creation
And improve the nation
Electrical, Mechanical, Chemical, whatever
Engineering will surely be around forever
We build
We create
We think
We invent
We know
We Show
We Sync
We Cement
The brick to your house
The trap for you're mouse
The wire to your laptop
Oh wait, wireless son,
Guess who, yup, we struck again
Might as well call me a Mason
Not the secret society, oh no
I'm in the moment, watch me flow
Hands on, gettin down and clean
Spittin out products like a mother f'in machine
And I'm well paid, it's a great career
I love my job as a Engineer.