one things for sure, she'll never tell you no.

That's a left hand. Most of us aren't left handed. Fail?

"Peter: Do you Michael? Do you? We'll see.
Let me ask you a question, ever sit on your arm til it falls asleep and then play with yourself and pretend like someone else is doing it?
Michael: Honestly? Yes.
Peter: Not anymore you don't. Cause you're going out with my daughter."

true dat.

haha this is sick but true

+1... only because you got me

This is a combo of disgusting, disturbing, and Over-The-Top Silly. Well done, I can go to sleep with a new mental scar =^-^= +2, because of the nightmares.

Eww Double Post! Sorry =T-T=

my best friend to i do ity every day

nice one

you fail at life when your hand falls asleep half way into it.

Sick