Funny Real Insurance Claims Part 3

41. "The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. "

42. "I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

43. "I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before."

44. "When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

45. "The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal."

46. "No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."

47. "I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."

48. "The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."

49. "I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact."

50. "The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."

51. "My car got hit by a submarine." (The Navy informed the wife of a submariner that the craft was due in port. She drove to the base to meet her husband and parked at the end of the slip where the sub was to berth. An inexperienced ensign was conning the sub and it rammed the end of the slip, breaking a section away, causing her car to fall into the water. The Navy paid the compensation claim.) (Thanks Jay Kuivinen)

52. "I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings."

53. "The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week."

54. "I knocked over a man; he admitted it was his fault for he had been knocked down before."

55. "A house hit my car." (A house was being moved by a large truck. My friend had his car parked on the side of the road correctly. The house began to tilt off the truck and eventually fell off the truck, landing on my friend's car. He eventually had the insurance paid, after lengthy explanation and the moving company confirming the story.) (Thanks Ben Keirnan)

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