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Posted: 2010-03-11 15:25:52
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Sparkly @_@
Posted: 2010-10-11 14:50:30 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
This isn't MySpace... whats with the sparkly writing :P
Posted: 2011-07-13 05:21:27 Report Reply
That's what I'm saying. Looks uber cheesy :)
Posted: 2011-07-15 01:10:06 Report Reply
ange
Rank: #2447
those jokes where awesome even the cat one and the last one but i like the cat one even better
Posted: 2010-10-27 07:53:39 Report Reply
jdel70
jdel70
Rank: #41097
these arent even funny..
Posted: 2012-01-13 13:51:36 Report Reply
sessyann
sessyann
Rank: #86
#4 was the best, im still laughing

xD
Posted: 2011-12-26 15:12:30 Report Reply
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sessyann
sessyann
Rank: #86
im sorry, i seriously wasnt trying to be mean, that was really mean of me, i just thought it was funny because it reminded me of what my sister says, it was a joke. and yeah, i do think im ugly, thank you so much for commenting on that. that is my biggest insecurity, so yeah, if that is ur insecurity i can see why that post ofended you. i really wasnt trying to be a bitch, i mean everyone has acne at one point in their life or another. and i wasnt pin-pointing someone out and rediculing them bc of their acne, unlike you....so thank you for that soo much
Posted: 2012-01-15 20:59:55 Report Reply
Dont worry about it, it didnt really offend me that much, it hurt a bit to look at, but thank you for appologizing. jdel70 on the other hand...
Posted: 2012-01-17 18:52:28 Report Reply
sessyann
sessyann
Rank: #86
I still feel extremely bad for it though. When i posted it i wasnt even thinking about the acne part of it. i am really really really sorry.
Posted: 2012-01-17 20:38:05 Report Reply
Jesus dude, Chill.
Posted: 2012-01-14 00:33:08 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #34
Wow, that was uncalled for O_O
Is someone a little sensitive because of their horribly acne ridden skin? XD
Posted: 2012-01-14 08:17:02 Report Reply
I understand where jdel70 is coming from. Yes, that was a bit much, but personally, I have acne, and its hereditary. I wash my face daily and use acne medicine, but nothing helps. Every time I look in the mirror I am disgusted by my face, and that picture pokes at my least favorite insecurities. So seeing that picture does make me a bit mad, and I also hate seeing her comment because that makes me think girls really think like that. It just kinda hurts to read, and I could see why people would reply harshly. How would you like it if people made fun of your flaws in such a blunt way as that?
Posted: 2012-01-14 14:02:31 Report Reply
sessyann
sessyann
Rank: #86
StudTastic, i am sorry that my comment ofended you, i mean yeah, i have acne too and that was really cruel of me to post it here. and i see where your coming from. but most girls dont really care if boys have acne, and the ones that do are not worth your time
Posted: 2012-01-15 21:02:51 Report Reply
jdel70
jdel70
Rank: #41097
good answer. im sorry for freaking out on you the other day, too. its just a sensitive subject
Posted: 2012-01-18 09:56:05 Report Reply
sessyann
sessyann
Rank: #86
its okay :)
Posted: 2012-01-18 19:24:14 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #34
I don't have any flaws. But I can see what you're saying, from what you said her comment does seem quite cruel.
Posted: 2012-01-14 14:12:10 Report Reply
I'm not trying to start any nonsense, I was just defending my case.
Posted: 2012-01-14 14:15:41 Report Reply
jdel70
jdel70
Rank: #41097
you dont have any flaws? thats bull shit. everybody has flaws.
Posted: 2012-01-14 14:22:41 Report Reply
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jdel70
jdel70
Rank: #41097
darkhunter, your a douche.
Posted: 2012-01-18 09:57:35 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #34
And you're a moron, your point being?
Posted: 2012-01-18 11:18:54 Report Reply
jdel70
jdel70
Rank: #41097
how can u call me a moron? what exactly did i do that was so idiotic?
Posted: 2012-01-18 11:38:28 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #34
Rage at a simple comment that wasn't to, in any direct way, insult anybody.
Posted: 2012-01-18 11:40:56 Report Reply
jdel70
jdel70
Rank: #41097
it actually was intended DIRECTLY to insult people with acne. asshole.
Posted: 2012-01-18 11:43:52 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #34
No, the advert was, her comment was just about finding it funny. Calm down you moron.
Posted: 2012-01-18 11:45:26 Report Reply
jdel70
jdel70
Rank: #41097
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted: 2012-01-18 11:52:59 Report
its like the internet in 2001. back when we all had AOL dialup
Posted: 2011-12-26 16:58:50 Report Reply
narballs
narballs
Rank: #608
gah stupid post. the comments we're the most entertaining thing about it.
Posted: 2012-02-22 21:34:40 Report Reply
narballs
narballs
Rank: #608
and for the guys who got offended on the acne subject how can you take this seriously i mean come on, she has a lame paris hilton joke, feel like printing this out and wiping my ass with it.
Posted: 2012-02-22 21:36:39 Report Reply
Gaylia
Rank: #3693
hey hey tht wasnt rlly nice how would u feel if some one said tht to u

ass-hole
Posted: 2012-04-05 00:22:13 Report Reply
fellage
fellage
Rank: #284
Lol, nice quotes... I like the top few.
Posted: 2010-03-12 10:57:15 Report Reply
peace
peace
Rank: #60
a few of them I already posted +3 though
Posted: 2010-03-15 14:43:12 Report Reply
LOLZ.......those were hillarious
Posted: 2010-10-11 14:47:33 Report Reply
hightec
hightec
Rank: #116
men are nothing like bank accounts because the more money they have the faster it goes in the hole. their is no interest
Posted: 2010-10-11 15:22:29 Report Reply
lol, lovevly quote
Posted: 2011-03-08 03:26:59 Report Reply
Jinka in ivä kïene bolts ovē nōv
Posted: 2011-04-13 18:10:55 Report Reply
Disco
Disco
Rank: #33
ಠ_ಠ
Posted: 2011-05-16 07:48:29 Report Reply
Naugron
Naugron
Rank: #113
Over 1000 points? o.O Ok... +3
Posted: 2011-06-12 00:41:57 Report Reply
buddyfoeva
buddyfoeva
Rank: #8
you know that counts facebook likes also lol
Posted: 2011-06-12 02:39:10 Report Reply
Naugron
Naugron
Rank: #113
Ah ok, a like is +3 points?
Posted: 2011-06-12 03:22:37 Report Reply
buddyfoeva
buddyfoeva
Rank: #8
Idk either way that's ton of fb likes
Posted: 2011-06-12 09:56:32 Report Reply
that acne one was actually kinda offensive...
Posted: 2011-07-08 11:37:41 Report Reply
jdel70
jdel70
Rank: #41097
agreed. i have acne and i have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. so FUCK 'EM.
Posted: 2012-01-13 13:48:34 Report Reply
Gaylia
Rank: #3693
guys guys chill she didnt mean it to be offensive i have acne and didnt take any offence to iti mean i am bisexual and i dont care if they have acne or not cuz if u have acne u could also be the most caring beautiful person i ever know so lets just chill
Posted: 2012-04-05 00:18:57 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Sweet leaping Jesus, 1456 points?!
Posted: 2011-07-29 01:15:38 Report Reply
Bumblebee
Bumblebee
Rank: #119
facebook likes... i know i was suprised to and had to have it explained to me
Posted: 2011-08-01 14:03:27 Report Reply
xalanna
Rank: #5556
i vote for cat,but whats with the sparkley one
Posted: 2011-11-14 13:59:58 Report Reply
Too cute!!! LOL~!!~~~!
Posted: 2011-12-07 17:27:04 Report Reply
wow...insesitive much? some people have bad skin get over yourself. in ten years we'll have grown out of it but you'll still be ugly.....
Posted: 2012-01-02 15:30:45 Report Reply
jdel70
jdel70
Rank: #41097
hell yeah
Posted: 2012-01-13 13:49:32 Report Reply

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