1. A food that has one or more holes in it: "Spaghetti.."
Something made of wool: "Cotton wool.."
2. An animal with three letters: "Lion.."
3. A bad place to fall asleep: "Concrete.."
4. A French ferry port: "Dover.."
5. Something you mount: "A mountain.."
6. Something you lose when you get older: "Your purse.."
7. A sport which involves throwing something: "Tennis.."
8. A type of bean: "Lesbian.."
9. Something you would play with in the bath: "A bazooka.."
10. Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.."
11. A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.."
12. Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.."
13. A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."
14. Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark.."
15. Something that comes in pairs: "Rabbits.."
16. A way of toasting someone: "Over a fire.."
17. A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."
18. An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello.."
19. A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."
20. A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.."
21. A slang word for a girl: "Slag.."
22. An animal with horns: "A bee..."
23. A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.."
24. Something made of wool: "A sheep.."
25. Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress.."
26. Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.."
27. An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.."
28. Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.."
29. Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.."
30. A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.."
"Name something you would do in a lift"...
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