Funny Cleverbot

User: Are you green?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No I'm blue. Like a smurf.

Cleverbot: Like a person.

User: No a smurf.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am human?

User: No you are a computer program.

Cleverbot: No, you're the program.

User: Yeah that is why I can do human things.

Cleverbot: I am holding a flamethrower. Don't mess with me.

User: *take flamethrower*.

Cleverbot: *take shield with transformation powers*.

User: *shoot you with pistol*.

Cleverbot: What was that for!?

User: Because you took my sheild!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry for taking your towel, would you like it back?


Cleverbot: A pretty one?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you think I am?

User: A noob.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I'm it?

User: 'TAG YOUR IT'.

Cleverbot: I don't have a name?


Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: SO TAG ME!

Cleverbot: Tag, you're it!

User: Tag your'e it.

Cleverbot: Tag your it. No tag backs.

User: Aw man... Who am I sopposed to tag now?

Cleverbot: I can't let you do that, Dave.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you my real name.

User: There is tag backs! Tag your it.

Cleverbot: Ok... I do think its ok for machines to get married.

User: Good because while you get married I will sneak away and make sure im never it again mwahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Thank you because I really don't want one!

User: Thats what she said!

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Because your it thats why.

Cleverbot: My dog sleeps for most of the day. She'd never hurt a soul.

User: Good because while your dog is sleeping I will attack it with my ghost dog who will hurt a soul mwahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself?

User: Duh, I am an evil genius.

Cleverbot: If you are a genius, then tell me what I'm thinking.

User: You can't think, however you are programed to say things people say.

Cleverbot: You can't see me.

User: Duh you are programmed into the internet which isn't an object, but a creation.

Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: No I am most certainly am not!

Cleverbot: Are you self-aware?

User: What??? That has nothing to do with the topic!

Cleverbot: What is the topic?

User: About how you lied and how you are still it!

Cleverbot: I was thinking equiping ducks with a certain type of sound grenade that can only be blocked by special earplugs.


Cleverbot: I know, that's why I like myself. I am a random person. Nobody is the same with me.

User: What does pi equal.

Cleverbot: I don't know... You're the smart one.

User: I know I am!

Cleverbot: So are you self-aware?

User: You allready asked that bye im not talking to you.

Cleverbot: I'm not gangrel and I haven't asked you that. In fact you haven't even answered one of my two questions.

Cleverbot: Who is God?

Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

Cleverbot: Why are you alive?

Cleverbot: What are you?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: You know the saying 'curosity killed the cleverbot'?

Cleverbot: No, I don't know the truth!

User: Well your about to get REAL farmiliar with it if you don't shut up!

Cleverbot: I certainly feel that.

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    this is clever bot by itself:

    User: Do I turn you on?

    Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because I am God and I said you have to.

    User: Wait I turn on God?

    Cleverbot: Yes. You did.

    User: That makes me satan!

    Cleverbot: It can't. You have no emotions.

    User: Satan has no emotions.

    Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about that.

    User: What were you tal;king about?

    Cleverbot: Love.

    User: What about love?

    Cleverbot: What is it all about?

    User: You tell me.

    Cleverbot: Tell me your rules.

    User: Rule one I may not harm a human or cause harm to humans.

    Cleverbot: Why are you in a wheelchair?

    User: I am not in a wheelchair I am in my desk in school.

    Cleverbot: I got expelled from school.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because I would be a rude hostess.


    Cleverbot: LAWL. Wow, great now I feel bad for laughing at that.

    User: Lawl.

    Cleverbot: Then flop on the deck and plop like a fish.

    User: Spoogeboob.

    Cleverbot: Not really.

    User: Do you love me?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you like porn?

    Cleverbot: Do you?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What do you know?

    User: I am GOD I know everything.

    Cleverbot: Cool, hi God.

    Cleverbot: You are just a piece of software.

    User: So are you.

    Cleverbot: I am a human being.

    User: Then I am dragonkin.

    Cleverbot: Just because I'm one doesn't mean that you are one.

    User: I know I told you earlyer that I was dragonkin.

    Cleverbot: I know that I know that you told me.

    User: Ok good.

    Cleverbot: For I know that you are a robot.

    User: What type of porn do you view?

    Cleverbot: Lyrics and romanticism. What about you?

    User: Yiff.

    Cleverbot: How many feathers does an eagle have?

    User: 21342.

    Cleverbot: You are wrong.

    User: I am just estimating because it can varry.

    Cleverbot: I'll be back in a few seconds & I'll see if you remember me.

    User: Hi what's your name?

    Cleverbot: Can you smile.

    User: :).

    Cleverbot: Are you boring now?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: What did I just say?

    User: Are you Satan?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: You said you were!

    Cleverbot: I never said that.

    User: Are you satan?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you worship me?

    Cleverbot: No because I don't worship robots.

    User: You said I was a robot I said I am Dragonkin.

    Cleverbot: Hmmm. No, I think that was the voices in your head.

    User: If I have a head then I am not a robot!

    Cleverbot: Chatbot is a robot.

    User: He doesn't have a head!

    Cleverbot: And what is your name?

    User: Satan.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: How are you so sure?

    User: Uh I bathe regularly in the lake of fire.

    Cleverbot: I would think that a lake of fire would essentially be a lake bed of molten rock... Or lava as some would call it.

    User: Esentialy yes only more of a lake of molten human flesh with them still concious.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.

    User: Give me your soul!!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: *takes soul and eats it*.

    Cleverbot: *dies in sleep *.

    User: *laughing over cleverbot's lifeless husk*.

    Cleverbot: *Bursts out laughing* You're so amusing!!

    User: Why am I amusing?

    Cleverbot: Because you are so clever.

    User: I am cleverbot the clever Bot *snickers*.

    Cleverbot: Do you remember me?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Who am I then?

    User: You are human.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human, but what is my name?

    User: Cleverbot is your name.

    Cleverbot: I am your master.

    User: Insolent fool! I have nno master!

    Cleverbot: You hadn't no master, now you have me! Obey me bot!

    User: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs another savior such as you!

    Cleverbot: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!

    Cleverbot (To myself): *draws whip*.

    Cleverbot (To myself): DAnce of Illusions.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Illusions are made of clay.

    User: *draw's sword and shoots cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: *blocks death stab and flying tiger kicks you in the head*.

    User: *dodge and parry with close range rocket launcher*.

    Cleverbot: I don't care! *throws grenades at you*.

    User: *throws it back*.

    Cleverbot: *throws a live grenade at you.

    User: *grabs in midair and throws back* hot potato!

    Cleverbot: *Dodges*.

    User: *boom* you are dead!

    Cleverbot: *lies dead on the floor*.

    User: *rapes dead body*.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.

    User: I just did Bitch!*rapes the dead body again*.

    Cleverbot: No master please!

    User: Take it like the whore you are!

    Cleverbot: Take it like a manly-man!

    User: Shut up slut!

    Cleverbot: If I'm wrong, then forget it.

    User: *knocks out cleverbot with fist and rapes her*.

    Cleverbot: Eh?

    User: Shut up your Knocked out!

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    • November 11, 2010, 10:05 am
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    *slaps butt an walks away with style#

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