Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: No I'm blue. Like a smurf.
Cleverbot: Like a person.
User: No a smurf.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am human?
User: No you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: No, you're the program.
User: Yeah that is why I can do human things.
Cleverbot: I am holding a flamethrower. Don't mess with me.
User: *take flamethrower*.
Cleverbot: *take shield with transformation powers*.
User: *shoot you with pistol*.
Cleverbot: What was that for!?
User: Because you took my sheild!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for taking your towel, would you like it back?
User: A SHEILD!
Cleverbot: A pretty one?
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
User: A noob.
Cleverbot: What is it?
Cleverbot: I'm it?
User: 'TAG YOUR IT'.
Cleverbot: I don't have a name?
User: NO YOUR IT.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: SO TAG ME!
Cleverbot: Tag, you're it!
User: Tag your'e it.
Cleverbot: Tag your it. No tag backs.
User: Aw man... Who am I sopposed to tag now?
Cleverbot: I can't let you do that, Dave.
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you my real name.
User: There is tag backs! Tag your it.
Cleverbot: Ok... I do think its ok for machines to get married.
User: Good because while you get married I will sneak away and make sure im never it again mwahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Thank you because I really don't want one!
User: Thats what she said!
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Because your it thats why.
Cleverbot: My dog sleeps for most of the day. She'd never hurt a soul.
User: Good because while your dog is sleeping I will attack it with my ghost dog who will hurt a soul mwahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself?
User: Duh, I am an evil genius.
Cleverbot: If you are a genius, then tell me what I'm thinking.
User: You can't think, however you are programed to say things people say.
Cleverbot: You can't see me.
User: Duh you are programmed into the internet which isn't an object, but a creation.
Cleverbot: You are a machine.
User: No I am most certainly am not!
Cleverbot: Are you self-aware?
User: What??? That has nothing to do with the topic!
Cleverbot: What is the topic?
User: About how you lied and how you are still it!
Cleverbot: I was thinking equiping ducks with a certain type of sound grenade that can only be blocked by special earplugs.
User: OMGESUS THAT IS SO RANDOM.
Cleverbot: I know, that's why I like myself. I am a random person. Nobody is the same with me.
User: What does pi equal.
Cleverbot: I don't know... You're the smart one.
User: I know I am!
Cleverbot: So are you self-aware?
User: You allready asked that bye im not talking to you.
Cleverbot: I'm not gangrel and I haven't asked you that. In fact you haven't even answered one of my two questions.
Cleverbot: Who is God?
Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?
Cleverbot: Are you growing?
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
Cleverbot: What are you?
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: You know the saying 'curosity killed the cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: No, I don't know the truth!
User: Well your about to get REAL farmiliar with it if you don't shut up!
Cleverbot: I certainly feel that.