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You: העלא
Stranger: Eh?
Stranger: you just call me fat?
Stranger: OH HELL NO BITCH
Stranger: OOOOOOH FUCK NO
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHO YOU TALKIN TO
You: זענט איר אַנאַדיען?
Stranger: BITCH WHAT YOU SAY
You: ?
Stranger: SAY IT AGAIN
You: ?
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKIN BITCH IMA RUN YOU OVER WITH MY CAR
Stranger: YOU AINT GONNA CALL ME A FATASS AGAIN
Stranger: NOW WHAT
You:
אוי, אַזוי איר זענט אמעריקאנ
Stranger: YOU STOLE MY MAN TOO?
You: lol
Stranger: OOOH HUNNY
Stranger: WE GON FIGHT
You: I- I can't take the laughter
You: lol
You: rofl
You: roflmao
You: roflmaoqxz
Stranger: NOW YOU LAUGHIN AT ME
You: and so on and so forth
Stranger: LIKE IM SOMETHING FUNNY
You: u r
Stranger: BITCH IMA PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE
You: and my place is WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY above yours faggot
Stranger: AINT NO ONE LAUGH AT TASREKA SHATANIA JACKSON HENDERSON
You: ...
Stranger: JUST CUZ IM BLACK
You: I just did
Stranger: JUST CUZ I GOTTA LET MY HUSBAND DRINK MY TITTIE MILK
Stranger: YOU BETTER THAN ME?
You: u are creative
You: of course i am
You: im cool and collective
Stranger: AND YOU A FUCKIN HONKEY
You: ur probably hyperventilating
Stranger: I DONT KNOW THAT VOCABULARY
You: im thinkin u just did meth
Stranger: I DROPPED OUT
You: LOL
Stranger: CUZ I HAD THE MONEY TO DO THAT
Stranger: METH
Stranger: THE FUCK
Stranger: GUUURL
Stranger: DONT GET IT TWISTED
You: OMG, and you dont know wat meth is
Stranger: YES I DO BOO
Stranger: I DUN DID IT
You: ok then
Stranger: THE ICECREAM
Stranger: YEEES
Stranger: I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT NIGGA
You: ur probably smashing the keyboards right now
Stranger: JUST CUZ I HAVE GORILLA HANDS
Stranger: SO WHAT
You: who do you see out of your window?
Stranger: JUST CUZ IM LARGE AND LOVELY I CANT TYPE RIGHT
You: Large. R ur tits large too
Stranger: I SEE MY MOTHERFUKIN BLACK PUSSY OUT MY WINDER
Stranger: YES OF COURSE
You: ok then
Stranger: YOU WANNA TAKE EM FOR A RIDE
You: 你好

You: no
Stranger: THAT'LL BE A JUG OF MILK
Stranger: OR YOU GOTTA BRAID MY HAIR
You: no
You: cuz ur black
Stranger: WHY NOT
Stranger: YOU RACIST
You: this is 100% going on Sharenator
You: no
Stranger: WHAT NOW
You: now wat
Stranger: YOU MAKING A FOOL OF ME?
You: yes
Stranger: YOU FUCKIN WITH ME?
You: no
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT
Stranger: IMA BOUT TO DISCONNECT
You: Are your gorilla arms spazing oout again?
Stranger: CUZ I DONT HAVE THE STRENGTH
You: lol
Stranger: YOU ARE DRAINING MY ENERGY
You: k bi!
You: I disconnect first!
You have disconnected.


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Posted: 2011-05-03 20:49:33
Psst.

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Do you have any idea how hard it is not to laugh at work while reading this and your direct boss is three desks behind you?
Posted: 2011-05-04 03:16:00 Report Reply
DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #34
God that was funny, I can see what you mean by hard not to laugh. You should of shown your boss XD
Posted: 2011-05-04 06:33:25 Report Reply
mariofox03
mariofox03
Rank: #89
did u get caught?
Posted: 2011-05-04 13:48:27 Report Reply
Luckily no. This is what makes Sharenator one of my favorite sites.
Posted: 2011-05-04 16:34:34 Report Reply
mariofox03
mariofox03
Rank: #89
well awrighty then!
Posted: 2011-05-04 16:58:46 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
you are drainin my energy.

whenever she talked i had the voice of some razzed fat black bitch talking XD
Posted: 2011-05-03 21:39:36 Report Reply
mariofox03
mariofox03
Rank: #89
i think she was a razzed fat black bitch.
Posted: 2011-05-03 23:11:34 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
oh most certainly was.
Posted: 2011-05-03 23:14:21 Report Reply
mariofox03
mariofox03
Rank: #89
can u rate +3 plz?
Posted: 2011-05-03 23:20:39 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
sure
Posted: 2011-05-03 23:21:57 Report Reply
mariofox03
mariofox03
Rank: #89
thx dude. this'll be on the front tomorrow.
Posted: 2011-05-03 23:23:25 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
possibly
Posted: 2011-05-03 23:23:56 Report Reply
CAPS LOCK MAKES IT SOUND ANGRY!!!!!!!!! D:<
Posted: 2011-05-04 04:19:52 Report Reply
mariofox03
mariofox03
Rank: #89
Ya, but if you switch the eyes and the mouth, the man is smiling with a really weird beard :D<
Posted: 2011-05-04 16:59:47 Report Reply

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