Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes part 2

I have decided to let the people of sharenator vote on which Chuck Norris Joke is better. The most votes for a joke will win. So here are the contenders:
The first one is a rising sharenator in the last week. He is buddyforeva and here was his joke:
"I unliked Chuck Norris on computer crashed."
Although that was a milder version of the Chuck we all are FORCED to know and like, He won round one because his was original and probably couldn't be found anywhere else. For buddyforeva's joke, post BUDDY.
The next contender is a sharenator that is one of the top ranked. He is chaosmaster and here was his joke:
"Chuck can do a wheelie on a unicycle."

I found it entertaining because I had never heard it before. For chaosmaster's joke, post CHAOS.
This next one is kinda new to sharenator, but he sure knew where to look to make me laugh. He is ck165 and our round 3 winner. Here was his Chuck Norris joke:
"Chuck Norris stuck up the middle finger at a woman and said 'fuck you!' She became pregnant instantly."
This was a really funny one. Nuff said. If you vote for ck165, Post CK.
And the last contender is me, mariofox03. U guys are the voters and I decided, why not? So I went to a random site and here is what I found:
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago...Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him that yet."
Boy, I'd hate to be in Death's shoes! If you would want to vote for me, post MARIO.
That is all of the contenders. I thank all who tried, but I can only have 3(4) finalist. So vote now. And I strongly encourage Xdvx and Ensx to vote as well, for they have either never posted a single comment or I haven't seen 1 yet.

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    chuck norris is not dead.... he doesnt die.....he will never even have a near death experience........!!!!

    Death will have a "near chuck experience".

    • ck165
    • March 11, 2011, 5:02 pm
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    How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold it in and chuck norris to turn the planet

    Dude. Ur voting, not givin off Chuck Norris Jokes.
    - mariofox03 March 11, 2011, 6:48 pm
    i vote darkicon13
    - ZeekTehGeek March 11, 2011, 6:53 pm
    Hey i can entertain if i want.
    - DarkicoN13 March 11, 2011, 6:53 pm
    U can't vote darkicon13. He's not a finalist!!!
    - mariofox03 March 11, 2011, 6:55 pm
    Understood. Wel...since it is about Chuck Norris...Knock urself out.
    - mariofox03 March 11, 2011, 6:55 pm
    I vote DarkicoN13, his joke is funny, the rest aren't.
    - Stpehen March 12, 2011, 11:27 am
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    Ignore this post. This is to get this post on the board.

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    This isn't working!!!

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