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Flying RC Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech




After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.
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Posted: 2008-05-19 11:22:58

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  • xentertainmentorg - replied 2008-05-19 23:07:06
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    Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
    Colonel: What is it, son?
    Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
    Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
    Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
    Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
    Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?
    Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's--
    Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
    Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous--
    Colonel: Johnson!
    Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
    Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
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    • j3l0s - replied 2008-05-20 09:58:31
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      You almost remembered that correctly, nice job. Here's the video:
      ! Your welcome. ;)
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      • Flaraen - replied 2009-02-26 11:10:34
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        Hahaha nice
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      • thekeckinator - replied 2009-05-13 16:16:54
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        XD lmfao. nice one
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      • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-04-04 18:13:19
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        lolz
        son: dad whats that
        dad: i dont no son but it gots great big.....
        peanut salesman: nuts, hot salty nuts
        lmfao austin powers ftw
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    • aerodynamic - replied 2008-05-19 23:58:18
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      You sir, win the Internet twice, have unlocked all the achievements, and can now play through again to listen to the commentary track.
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      • Nevi - replied 2008-06-25 09:04:00
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        Is it a guy,is it superman?NOOOO its flying PENIZ! Hahaha.
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    • ninjapoptart - replied 2009-05-13 17:20:56
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      LMFAO
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    • ayurvedaways - replied 2010-08-19 00:01:53
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      What a shame this is, a person is delibrately trying to give speech and look what happens
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  • inamorty - replied 2008-05-19 21:02:01
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    That security dude dealt with that cock swiftly. Almost too swiftly...
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    • Unknown - replied 2009-04-07 11:25:17
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      C O C K !
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      • Everjaded - replied 2009-05-28 00:54:55
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        Too funny.
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  • Darius - replied 2008-05-20 10:08:47
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    Someone stole idea from Second Life:

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    • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-04-04 18:43:32
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      lolz white chicks song
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  • CyriousGarnetski - replied 2008-05-19 17:21:01
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    What sort of person would cut off their penis to pull a stunt like this?
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    • GarnetskiIsDumb - replied 2008-05-20 02:57:42
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      You are a complete idiot
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      • ButtMan - replied 2008-05-20 03:25:57
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        Some parts might be missing.
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  • kokolo - replied 2008-05-20 04:00:57
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    if you need further explanation, Nashi is like Hitlerjugend.
    So we have a freedom fighter,fighting against the totalitarism i Russia, one of the smartest brains on the planet, man who don't mind if he gets arrested and Putin did a arrest im few times so far, and we have a hitlerjugend bullies making fun of him and insulting him.
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    • EUSSR - replied 2008-05-20 07:35:50
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      Why doesn't he leave Russia alone then and run for the USA presidency if he's "one of the smartest brains on the planet".
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      • aetherglow - replied 2008-05-21 05:18:05
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        You have to be a natural-born citizen to run for the US presidency...

        And your question had no relation to anything, regardless.
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  • fnord - replied 2008-05-20 20:16:24
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    Directly taken from Robert Anton Wilson's _Schrodinger's Cat_ book(s), published in 1981...so it predates Second Life...Here is the passage from the book(s):

    One legend circulated even more than the others, perhaps because it appealed to prurient interest, or maybe just because it was the version given by a few people who had actually been in the Cathedral during Mass. According to this yarn, a miraculous flying Rehnquist- just like the ones in the murals at Pompeii, except that it didn't have wings-had soared across the front of the church, barely missing His Eminence's high episcopal nose.

    The judicious, of course, did not credit this wild rumor. They were all coming around, as the judicious usually do, to the view of the cynics. The Archbishop, they said, had been stewed to the gills. His Eminence was no fool, however. After the first shock, he had begun his own investigation, aided by a few trusted deacons.

    They found the slingshot, abandoned, on the floor of the first pew, to the right. That was the direction the Rehnquist had come from, and they all breathed a sigh of relief. The Archbishop told them, then, the rumors he had heard about the incident of the Unistat Ambassador who had to be put on morphine after finding It, wrapped in pink ribbon, on a staircase.
    "We are dealing with a deranged mind," His Eminence said, "but not with anything 'supernatural,' thank God."

    They never found the Rehnquist, but as the Archbishop pointed out, "the perpetrator may have confederates."

    Everybody tried to remember who had been sitting in the extreme right of the first pew. They carefully made up a list, including everybody's separate memories, half-memories, or pseudo-memories. The list looked like this:
    Lord and Lady Bugge
    the Hon. Guy Fawkeshunt, M.P. and
    Eva Gebloomenkraft
    Ken Campbell and Eva Gebloomenkraft
    the Hon. Fission Chips, F.R.S. and
    Eva Gebloomenkraft

    "One name seems to stand out, doesn't it?" asked His Eminence.

    "Eva Gebloomenkraft," said a deacon. "Isn't she that Jet Set millionairess who
    got into so much trouble in Unistat two years ago for putting laughing gas in
    the air conditioning system at a meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?"
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  • fellage - replied 2009-10-11 05:01:42
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    Lolz.
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  • jimbar - replied 2009-10-17 13:44:57
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    milk
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  • hesperus - replied 2008-05-19 14:22:20
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    "some russian meeting" wtf? don't you recognize Gary Kasparov, one of the greatest chess players (and biggest dick-heads) in history?

    I looked it up to confirm the face and found this: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Kasparov_launches_Russian_opposition_assembly/articleshow/3049762.cms
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    • creepermclurker - replied 2008-05-19 18:56:38
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      "(and biggest dick-heads) in history"

      Your ignorance is profound, jackass.
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      • hesperus - replied 2008-05-19 22:03:19
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        Do have any clue why I called him a dickhead? Some elucidation: It has nothing to do with his politics.
        Who are you to speak so glibly of ignorance, you lamentable bucephalus?
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        • ebs2002 - replied 2008-05-19 23:33:55
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          Did you just call him Alexander the Great's horse? I'm not sure how much of an insult that is....

          And you could elaborate on why you called him a dick-head. Posting inflammatory comments without any detail is just trolling, you mournful pegasus.
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          • godlyzombie - replied 2008-05-20 03:12:19
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            the elaboration of jokes renders them not funny.. i dont have any big words to throw out cause my cock is small by comparison. clearly.
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    • Paul - replied 2008-05-19 14:47:37
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      FTA: "As Kasparov spoke a toy penis with wings buzzed across the hall and around him. It was not clear who was behind the stunt."
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  • Malikat - replied 2008-05-19 15:56:52
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    talk about rocking out with your cock out
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    • Unknown - replied 2009-04-07 11:27:06
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      another C O C K !
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    • PHPLab - replied 2008-05-19 16:53:26
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      Don't get it... :\
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      • we3bus - replied 2008-05-19 17:16:11
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        It's a penis, and it flies.
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        • PHPLab - replied 2008-05-20 07:30:42
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          Oh, really? Didn't noticed that! Of course it is a flying penis.
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  • hogarth3 - replied 2008-05-19 22:08:23
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    wow. If anything that Second Life has taught us, flying penis's are always funny. I wonder what Zero Punctuation's Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw would have to say about this.
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    • d4haxor - replied 2008-06-02 12:09:57
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      He'd probably say if it was made into a game it would be the greatest achivement of mankind.
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  • smoovb - replied 2008-05-19 22:13:23
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    I think I heard him say "You wanna play pin the WHAT on the donkey ???"

    Hey ... I wonder if those things can be equipped with hell-fire missiles ???
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  • bob19 - replied 2008-05-19 22:27:37
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    Kasparov is incredibly intelligent person. He is opposing to Putin's regime. Needless to say FSB (former KGB) do everything to possible in order not to let him speak openly: from flying penises to distract people from his speeches to arresting him and his supporters.
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    • EUSSR - replied 2008-05-20 07:30:03
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      What are you on about ? Putin and Medvedev were democratically elected because they're doing a great job of running the country. It's not like USA where the Bush-Clinton oligarchy rules for close to 30 years no matter what state the country is in. Oh, and his real name is Weinstein not Kasparov but the CIA (former Gestapo) do everything possible to hide it.
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      • Imnobody - replied 2008-05-21 00:36:48
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        "Democratically elected" ? Don't speak about you don't know... It's easy to be elected this way when all medias are under control and when there is no opposition. My girlfriend is russian, I've been in Russia many times and I know this country very well, even better that some russians who live there but don't understand what's going around...
        One more thing about elections, I had a very interesting talk with my girlfriend's mother, she's working for the administration. Do you know the day of the election, her boss called every single person in her office to tell them to vote for Medvedev ? Democratically , da ? But it's strange to see they think this situation is "normal" and that they can't do anything about it... Russian people should wake up someday. In the meanwhile it's true that Poutine did good job for the economy, but from where Russia was a few years ago, and with such huge potential, any clever guy would have do the same !
        And there is still a lot of to do, there are a lot of poor people (my girlfried earns 550 euros in Moscow, her parents 300 in Tver, while Moscow is the city in the world where are the most millionnaires), infrastructure are very bad, ex KGB (FSB) and mafia holds key points economy, and society is widely corrupted (for exemple on the subway you may to buy any diplomas, girlfriend's collegue bought a very good one for 3000 euros :). It will for sure improve in next year, but it needs people such as Kasparov telling what really's going on.
        Ah I forgot... do you think you will see a flying penis at a Poutin's meeting ? I don't think so, unless a the guy want to spend the next ten years in Siberia....
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      • Chelovyek - replied 2008-05-20 23:28:59
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        Oh, come on.. Putin and his NASHI "army" is nothing but a dangerous nationalist movement. I agree that the U.S. is not example of liberty for the world anymore but you cannot honestly say that Putin has been good for democracy, freedom of speech, or freedom of the press in Russia. Nice attempt at an anti-jewish remark. I am no fan of Israel at all, but you can assume nothing just because of someone's last name.
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  • zwort - replied 2008-05-19 23:48:00
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    For more flying penis action: go find a copy of Chinese Erotic Ghost Story. Seriously.
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  • woodpecker - replied 2008-05-20 00:24:01
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    why is nobody in the video laughing?
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    • willwarner - replied 2008-05-20 01:15:03
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      First, they were expecting some kind of disruption, and it's never as funny when it's not a surprise. Second, they were hoping to be taken seriously, so the dick undermines their credibility and reminds them of how tenuous and marginalized their work is, as part of the Russian opposition. And third, they were probably afraid it was going to explode and kill them.
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      • willwarner - replied 2008-05-20 01:18:17
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        Oh, and fourth, after a few centuries of rule by authoritarians willing and able to torture and slaughter all those who laughed at them, or just expressed the wrong political sentiment at the wrong time, Russians as a group have developed an amazingly stoic attitude, especially in politics.
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  • willwarner - replied 2008-05-20 01:10:23
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    First, the clever bit beginning with the Radar Operator is ripped wholesale from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, not original.

    Second, the governments of Ukraine and Georgia were toppled by "color revolutions," the Orange Revolution and Rose Revolution, which installed pro-US, anti-Russia governments, until Russia brought them to heel by threatening to cut off their gas supply. These color revolutions, which likely had funding from an American NGO called Freedom House and the CIA, used rock concerts, cushy offices, fun, inventive protests, and patriotic appeals to gain massive involvement from the nation's youth, especially college students.

    Freedom House has been pretty open about wanting to do the same thing in Russia, but the Kremlin beat them to the punch by starting a youth group called Nashi, which also uses cushy offices, fun, inventive protests like the flying dick, and patriotic appeals to gain massive involvement from the nation's youth, especially college students, but is very pro-Russia and anti-US. Nashi also may well make a habit of beating up members of opposition parties and trashing their offices, and the police may well be refusing to punish them for it. My source for all this is exile.ru, which did great stories on the color revolutions and the Nashi:

    http://www.exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=8000&IBLOCK_ID=35&phrase_id=2044
    http://exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=18776&IBLOCK_ID=35
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    • minx - replied 2008-05-21 18:59:52
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  • FunGuy - replied 2008-05-20 02:13:11
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    I guess that guard slapped the salami!
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  • TinTin - replied 2008-05-20 04:16:41
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    "backs against the wall lads".........lads?
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  • javier - replied 2008-05-20 18:11:26
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    Vaya ostión le pega el guardaespaldas! ¿Se puede considerar una gayola lo que hace, porque le da un manotazo?
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  • FreedomFighter - replied 2008-05-20 23:04:28
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    Hee hee! Little stupid russian guy got an airplane. But I got a Rocket in *my* pocket!
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  • AlexandroTG - replied 2008-05-29 08:12:57
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    Вот так мы мочим уродов=)))
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  • cheesevag - replied 2008-12-17 10:56:09
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    thats a beautiful dick
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  • cheesevag - replied 2008-12-17 10:56:38
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    nice dick
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  • ninjapoptart - replied 2009-05-13 17:24:27
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    Lol, cock slap!
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  • Everjaded - replied 2009-06-03 03:32:35
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    If you like this try smellicopter in flash category. very similar idea except you take control of a flying butt.
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  • porostap - replied 2009-07-13 07:18:56
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    that is the funniest thing i have seen in years!
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  • MajorpaiN98 - replied 2009-09-19 20:45:42
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    lol pwned nubs
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  • HelpNothing - replied 2009-10-05 03:29:21
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    What that is it a bird ?
    no its a flying penis??
    doesnt have the same ring to it
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  • TheCommenter - replied 2009-10-19 11:30:19
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    lol this is flying penis standing by lol +3 love it =D
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  • wertz3 - replied 2009-10-24 14:56:35
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    funny
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  • ozey500 - replied 2009-10-27 06:41:01
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    that was crap any way it was my grandads dick ( ha ha )
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  • chris55 - replied 2009-11-06 18:19:07
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    funny penis copter
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  • jessijackass - replied 2009-11-10 14:10:00
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    LOL . I totally want a flying penis toy !
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  • peace - replied 2010-04-04 14:05:40
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    Nice it's funny
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  • ayurvedaways - replied 2010-08-19 00:04:01
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    What a shame it is , a person is trying to give speech and look what happens, anyways I was attracted by the fact that it may be sime Penis Enlargement thing, it can be found on www.ayurvedaways.com
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