Garry Kasparov incident

Flying RC Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech

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After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.

  • Darius
  • May 19, 2008, 11:22 am
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    You almost remembered that correctly, nice job. Here's the video:
    ! Your welcome. ;)

    • j3l0s
    • May 20, 2008, 9:58 am
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    "(and biggest dick-heads) in history"

    Your ignorance is profound, jackass.

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    You sir, win the Internet twice, have unlocked all the achievements, and can now play through again to listen to the commentary track.

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    What are you on about ? Putin and Medvedev were democratically elected because they're doing a great job of running the country. It's not like USA where the Bush-Clinton oligarchy rules for close to 30 years no matter what state the country is in. Oh, and his real name is Weinstein not Kasparov but the CIA (former Gestapo) do everything possible to hide it.

    • EUSSR
    • May 20, 2008, 7:30 am
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    Oh, really? Didn't noticed that! Of course it is a flying penis.

    • PHPLab
    • May 20, 2008, 7:30 am
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    "Democratically elected" ? Don't speak about you don't know... It's easy to be elected this way when all medias are under control and when there is no opposition. My girlfriend is russian, I've been in Russia many times and I know this country very well, even better that some russians who live there but don't understand what's going around...
    One more thing about elections, I had a very interesting talk with my girlfriend's mother, she's working for the administration. Do you know the day of the election, her boss called every single person in her office to tell them to vote for Medvedev ? Democratically , da ? But it's strange to see they think this situation is "normal" and that they can't do anything about it... Russian people should wake up someday. In the meanwhile it's true that Poutine did good job for the economy, but from where Russia was a few years ago, and with such huge potential, any clever guy would have do the same !
    And there is still a lot of to do, there are a lot of poor people (my girlfried earns 550 euros in Moscow, her parents 300 in Tver, while Moscow is the city in the world where are the most millionnaires), infrastructure are very bad, ex KGB (FSB) and mafia holds key points economy, and society is widely corrupted (for exemple on the subway you may to buy any diplomas, girlfriend's collegue bought a very good one for 3000 euros :). It will for sure improve in next year, but it needs people such as Kasparov telling what really's going on.
    Ah I forgot... do you think you will see a flying penis at a Poutin's meeting ? I don't think so, unless a the guy want to spend the next ten years in Siberia....

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    you posted twice

    • Flaraen
    • February 26, 2009, 11:09 am
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    4 times actually :P

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    FTA: "As Kasparov spoke a toy penis with wings buzzed across the hall and around him. It was not clear who was behind the stunt."

    • Paul
    • May 19, 2008, 2:47 pm
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    Do have any clue why I called him a dickhead? Some elucidation: It has nothing to do with his politics.
    Who are you to speak so glibly of ignorance, you lamentable bucephalus?

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    Did you just call him Alexander the Great's horse? I'm not sure how much of an insult that is....

    And you could elaborate on why you called him a dick-head. Posting inflammatory comments without any detail is just trolling, you mournful pegasus.

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    First, they were expecting some kind of disruption, and it's never as funny when it's not a surprise. Second, they were hoping to be taken seriously, so the dick undermines their credibility and reminds them of how tenuous and marginalized their work is, as part of the Russian opposition. And third, they were probably afraid it was going to explode and kill them.

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    Oh, and fourth, after a few centuries of rule by authoritarians willing and able to torture and slaughter all those who laughed at them, or just expressed the wrong political sentiment at the wrong time, Russians as a group have developed an amazingly stoic attitude, especially in politics.

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    You are a complete idiot

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    the elaboration of jokes renders them not funny.. i dont have any big words to throw out cause my cock is small by comparison. clearly.

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    Some parts might be missing.

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  • 1

    Why doesn't he leave Russia alone then and run for the USA presidency if he's "one of the smartest brains on the planet".

    • EUSSR
    • May 20, 2008, 7:35 am
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    troll'd

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    Oh, come on.. Putin and his NASHI "army" is nothing but a dangerous nationalist movement. I agree that the U.S. is not example of liberty for the world anymore but you cannot honestly say that Putin has been good for democracy, freedom of speech, or freedom of the press in Russia. Nice attempt at an anti-jewish remark. I am no fan of Israel at all, but you can assume nothing just because of someone's last name.

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    You have to be a natural-born citizen to run for the US presidency...

    And your question had no relation to anything, regardless.

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  • 1

    He'd probably say if it was made into a game it would be the greatest achivement of mankind.

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    Is it a guy,is it superman?NOOOO its flying PENIZ! Hahaha.

    • Nevi
    • June 25, 2008, 9:04 am
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    Hahaha nice

    • Flaraen
    • February 26, 2009, 11:10 am
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    C O C K !

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    another C O C K !

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  • 1

    XD lmfao. nice one

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    LMFAO

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  • 1

    Too funny.

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  • 1

    lolz
    son: dad whats that
    dad: i dont no son but it gots great big.....
    peanut salesman: nuts, hot salty nuts
    lmfao austin powers ftw

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    lolz white chicks song

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  • 0

    Don't get it... :\

    • PHPLab
    • May 19, 2008, 4:53 pm
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    It's a penis, and it flies.

    • we3bus
    • May 19, 2008, 5:16 pm
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    • minx
    • May 21, 2008, 6:59 pm
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    What a shame it is , a person is trying to give speech and look what happens, anyways I was attracted by the fact that it may be sime Penis Enlargement thing, it can be found on www.ayurvedaways.com

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