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Flying RC Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech
After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.
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After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.
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Posted: 2008-05-19 11:22:58
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Posted: 2008-05-19 23:07:06 Reply
You sir, win the Internet twice, have unlocked all the achievements, and can now play through again to listen to the commentary track.
Posted: 2008-05-19 23:58:18 Reply
if you need further explanation, Nashi is like Hitlerjugend.
So we have a freedom fighter,fighting against the totalitarism i Russia, one of the smartest brains on the planet, man who don't mind if he gets arrested and Putin did a arrest im few times so far, and we have a hitlerjugend bullies making fun of him and insulting him.
So we have a freedom fighter,fighting against the totalitarism i Russia, one of the smartest brains on the planet, man who don't mind if he gets arrested and Putin did a arrest im few times so far, and we have a hitlerjugend bullies making fun of him and insulting him.
Posted: 2008-05-20 04:00:57 Reply
You have to be a natural-born citizen to run for the US presidency...
And your question had no relation to anything, regardless.
And your question had no relation to anything, regardless.
Posted: 2008-05-21 05:18:05 Reply
"some russian meeting" wtf? don't you recognize Gary Kasparov, one of the greatest chess players (and biggest dick-heads) in history?
I looked it up to confirm the face and found this: Kasparov launches Russian opposition 'assembly'
I looked it up to confirm the face and found this: Kasparov launches Russian opposition 'assembly'
Posted: 2008-05-19 14:22:20 Reply
"(and biggest dick-heads) in history"
Your ignorance is profound, jackass.
Your ignorance is profound, jackass.
Posted: 2008-05-19 18:56:38 Reply
the elaboration of jokes renders them not funny.. i dont have any big words to throw out cause my cock is small by comparison. clearly.
Posted: 2008-05-20 03:12:19 Reply
What sort of person would cut off their penis to pull a stunt like this?
Posted: 2008-05-19 17:21:01 Reply
Kasparov is incredibly intelligent person. He is opposing to Putin's regime. Needless to say FSB (former KGB) do everything to possible in order not to let him speak openly: from flying penises to distract people from his speeches to arresting him and his supporters.
Posted: 2008-05-19 22:27:37 Reply
What are you on about ? Putin and Medvedev were democratically elected because they're doing a great job of running the country. It's not like USA where the Bush-Clinton oligarchy rules for close to 30 years no matter what state the country is in. Oh, and his real name is Weinstein not Kasparov but the CIA (former Gestapo) do everything possible to hide it.
Posted: 2008-05-20 07:30:03 Reply
"Democratically elected" ? Don't speak about you don't know... It's easy to be elected this way when all medias are under control and when there is no opposition. My girlfriend is russian, I've been in Russia many times and I know this country very well, even better that some russians who live there but don't understand what's going around...
One more thing about elections, I had a very interesting talk with my girlfriend's mother, she's working for the administration. Do you know the day of the election, her boss called every single person in her office to tell them to vote for Medvedev ? Democratically , da ? But it's strange to see they think this situation is "normal" and that they can't do anything about it... Russian people should wake up someday. In the meanwhile it's true that Poutine did good job for the economy, but from where Russia was a few years ago, and with such huge potential, any clever guy would have do the same !
And there is still a lot of to do, there are a lot of poor people (my girlfried earns 550 euros in Moscow, her parents 300 in Tver, while Moscow is the city in the world where are the most millionnaires), infrastructure are very bad, ex KGB (FSB) and mafia holds key points economy, and society is widely corrupted (for exemple on the subway you may to buy any diplomas, girlfriend's collegue bought a very good one for 3000 euros :). It will for sure improve in next year, but it needs people such as Kasparov telling what really's going on.
Ah I forgot... do you think you will see a flying penis at a Poutin's meeting ? I don't think so, unless a the guy want to spend the next ten years in Siberia....
One more thing about elections, I had a very interesting talk with my girlfriend's mother, she's working for the administration. Do you know the day of the election, her boss called every single person in her office to tell them to vote for Medvedev ? Democratically , da ? But it's strange to see they think this situation is "normal" and that they can't do anything about it... Russian people should wake up someday. In the meanwhile it's true that Poutine did good job for the economy, but from where Russia was a few years ago, and with such huge potential, any clever guy would have do the same !
And there is still a lot of to do, there are a lot of poor people (my girlfried earns 550 euros in Moscow, her parents 300 in Tver, while Moscow is the city in the world where are the most millionnaires), infrastructure are very bad, ex KGB (FSB) and mafia holds key points economy, and society is widely corrupted (for exemple on the subway you may to buy any diplomas, girlfriend's collegue bought a very good one for 3000 euros :). It will for sure improve in next year, but it needs people such as Kasparov telling what really's going on.
Ah I forgot... do you think you will see a flying penis at a Poutin's meeting ? I don't think so, unless a the guy want to spend the next ten years in Siberia....
Posted: 2008-05-21 00:36:48 Reply
Oh, come on.. Putin and his NASHI "army" is nothing but a dangerous nationalist movement. I agree that the U.S. is not example of liberty for the world anymore but you cannot honestly say that Putin has been good for democracy, freedom of speech, or freedom of the press in Russia. Nice attempt at an anti-jewish remark. I am no fan of Israel at all, but you can assume nothing just because of someone's last name.
Posted: 2008-05-20 23:28:59 Reply
First, they were expecting some kind of disruption, and it's never as funny when it's not a surprise. Second, they were hoping to be taken seriously, so the dick undermines their credibility and reminds them of how tenuous and marginalized their work is, as part of the Russian opposition. And third, they were probably afraid it was going to explode and kill them.
Posted: 2008-05-20 01:15:03 Reply
Oh, and fourth, after a few centuries of rule by authoritarians willing and able to torture and slaughter all those who laughed at them, or just expressed the wrong political sentiment at the wrong time, Russians as a group have developed an amazingly stoic attitude, especially in politics.
Posted: 2008-05-20 01:18:17 Reply
First, the clever bit beginning with the Radar Operator is ripped wholesale from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, not original.
Second, the governments of Ukraine and Georgia were toppled by "color revolutions," the Orange Revolution and Rose Revolution, which installed pro-US, anti-Russia governments, until Russia brought them to heel by threatening to cut off their gas supply. These color revolutions, which likely had funding from an American NGO called Freedom House and the CIA, used rock concerts, cushy offices, fun, inventive protests, and patriotic appeals to gain massive involvement from the nation's youth, especially college students.
Freedom House has been pretty open about wanting to do the same thing in Russia, but the Kremlin beat them to the punch by starting a youth group called Nashi, which also uses cushy offices, fun, inventive protests like the flying dick, and patriotic appeals to gain massive involvement from the nation's youth, especially college students, but is very pro-Russia and anti-US. Nashi also may well make a habit of beating up members of opposition parties and trashing their offices, and the police may well be refusing to punish them for it. My source for all this is exile.ru, which did great stories on the color revolutions and the Nashi:
www.exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=8000&IBLOCK_
ID=35&phrase_id=2044
exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=18776&IBLOCK_ID=
35
Second, the governments of Ukraine and Georgia were toppled by "color revolutions," the Orange Revolution and Rose Revolution, which installed pro-US, anti-Russia governments, until Russia brought them to heel by threatening to cut off their gas supply. These color revolutions, which likely had funding from an American NGO called Freedom House and the CIA, used rock concerts, cushy offices, fun, inventive protests, and patriotic appeals to gain massive involvement from the nation's youth, especially college students.
Freedom House has been pretty open about wanting to do the same thing in Russia, but the Kremlin beat them to the punch by starting a youth group called Nashi, which also uses cushy offices, fun, inventive protests like the flying dick, and patriotic appeals to gain massive involvement from the nation's youth, especially college students, but is very pro-Russia and anti-US. Nashi also may well make a habit of beating up members of opposition parties and trashing their offices, and the police may well be refusing to punish them for it. My source for all this is exile.ru, which did great stories on the color revolutions and the Nashi:
www.exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=8000&IBLOCK_
ID=35&phrase_id=2044
exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=18776&IBLOCK_ID=
35
Posted: 2008-05-20 01:10:23 Reply
Directly taken from Robert Anton Wilson's _Schrodinger's Cat_ book(s), published in 1981...so it predates Second Life...Here is the passage from the book(s):
One legend circulated even more than the others, perhaps because it appealed to prurient interest, or maybe just because it was the version given by a few people who had actually been in the Cathedral during Mass. According to this yarn, a miraculous flying Rehnquist- just like the ones in the murals at Pompeii, except that it didn't have wings-had soared across the front of the church, barely missing His Eminence's high episcopal nose.
The judicious, of course, did not credit this wild rumor. They were all coming around, as the judicious usually do, to the view of the cynics. The Archbishop, they said, had been stewed to the gills. His Eminence was no fool, however. After the first shock, he had begun his own investigation, aided by a few trusted deacons.
They found the slingshot, abandoned, on the floor of the first pew, to the right. That was the direction the Rehnquist had come from, and they all breathed a sigh of relief. The Archbishop told them, then, the rumors he had heard about the incident of the Unistat Ambassador who had to be put on morphine after finding It, wrapped in pink ribbon, on a staircase.
"We are dealing with a deranged mind," His Eminence said, "but not with anything 'supernatural,' thank God."
They never found the Rehnquist, but as the Archbishop pointed out, "the perpetrator may have confederates."
Everybody tried to remember who had been sitting in the extreme right of the first pew. They carefully made up a list, including everybody's separate memories, half-memories, or pseudo-memories. The list looked like this:
Lord and Lady Bugge
the Hon. Guy Fawkeshunt, M.P. and
Eva Gebloomenkraft
Ken Campbell and Eva Gebloomenkraft
the Hon. Fission Chips, F.R.S. and
Eva Gebloomenkraft
"One name seems to stand out, doesn't it?" asked His Eminence.
"Eva Gebloomenkraft," said a deacon. "Isn't she that Jet Set millionairess who
got into so much trouble in Unistat two years ago for putting laughing gas in
the air conditioning system at a meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?"
One legend circulated even more than the others, perhaps because it appealed to prurient interest, or maybe just because it was the version given by a few people who had actually been in the Cathedral during Mass. According to this yarn, a miraculous flying Rehnquist- just like the ones in the murals at Pompeii, except that it didn't have wings-had soared across the front of the church, barely missing His Eminence's high episcopal nose.
The judicious, of course, did not credit this wild rumor. They were all coming around, as the judicious usually do, to the view of the cynics. The Archbishop, they said, had been stewed to the gills. His Eminence was no fool, however. After the first shock, he had begun his own investigation, aided by a few trusted deacons.
They found the slingshot, abandoned, on the floor of the first pew, to the right. That was the direction the Rehnquist had come from, and they all breathed a sigh of relief. The Archbishop told them, then, the rumors he had heard about the incident of the Unistat Ambassador who had to be put on morphine after finding It, wrapped in pink ribbon, on a staircase.
"We are dealing with a deranged mind," His Eminence said, "but not with anything 'supernatural,' thank God."
They never found the Rehnquist, but as the Archbishop pointed out, "the perpetrator may have confederates."
Everybody tried to remember who had been sitting in the extreme right of the first pew. They carefully made up a list, including everybody's separate memories, half-memories, or pseudo-memories. The list looked like this:
Lord and Lady Bugge
the Hon. Guy Fawkeshunt, M.P. and
Eva Gebloomenkraft
Ken Campbell and Eva Gebloomenkraft
the Hon. Fission Chips, F.R.S. and
Eva Gebloomenkraft
"One name seems to stand out, doesn't it?" asked His Eminence.
"Eva Gebloomenkraft," said a deacon. "Isn't she that Jet Set millionairess who
got into so much trouble in Unistat two years ago for putting laughing gas in
the air conditioning system at a meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?"
Posted: 2008-05-20 20:16:24 Reply
Hee hee! Little stupid russian guy got an airplane. But I got a Rocket in *my* pocket!
Posted: 2008-05-20 23:04:28 Reply
What that is it a bird ?
no its a flying penis??
doesnt have the same ring to it
no its a flying penis??
doesnt have the same ring to it
Posted: 2009-10-05 03:29:21 Reply
lol this is flying penis standing by lol +3 love it =D
Posted: 2009-10-19 11:30:19 Reply
Then stupid American comrads want to take our country, they fly out on dick!
Sorry for my Eng.
Sorry for my Eng.
Posted: 2008-05-29 08:15:28 Reply
cant all penises (or is it peni?) do this? what's the big deal?
Posted: 2008-05-19 17:49:12 Reply
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Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous--
Colonel: Johnson!
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.