Flying RC Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech
After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous--
Colonel: Johnson!
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
son: dad whats that
dad: i dont no son but it gots great big.....
peanut salesman: nuts, hot salty nuts
lmfao austin powers ftw
So we have a freedom fighter,fighting against the totalitarism i Russia, one of the smartest brains on the planet, man who don't mind if he gets arrested and Putin did a arrest im few times so far, and we have a hitlerjugend bullies making fun of him and insulting him.
And your question had no relation to anything, regardless.
One legend circulated even more than the others, perhaps because it appealed to prurient interest, or maybe just because it was the version given by a few people who had actually been in the Cathedral during Mass. According to this yarn, a miraculous flying Rehnquist- just like the ones in the murals at Pompeii, except that it didn't have wings-had soared across the front of the church, barely missing His Eminence's high episcopal nose.
The judicious, of course, did not credit this wild rumor. They were all coming around, as the judicious usually do, to the view of the cynics. The Archbishop, they said, had been stewed to the gills. His Eminence was no fool, however. After the first shock, he had begun his own investigation, aided by a few trusted deacons.
They found the slingshot, abandoned, on the floor of the first pew, to the right. That was the direction the Rehnquist had come from, and they all breathed a sigh of relief. The Archbishop told them, then, the rumors he had heard about the incident of the Unistat Ambassador who had to be put on morphine after finding It, wrapped in pink ribbon, on a staircase.
"We are dealing with a deranged mind," His Eminence said, "but not with anything 'supernatural,' thank God."
They never found the Rehnquist, but as the Archbishop pointed out, "the perpetrator may have confederates."
Everybody tried to remember who had been sitting in the extreme right of the first pew. They carefully made up a list, including everybody's separate memories, half-memories, or pseudo-memories. The list looked like this:
Lord and Lady Bugge
the Hon. Guy Fawkeshunt, M.P. and
Eva Gebloomenkraft
Ken Campbell and Eva Gebloomenkraft
the Hon. Fission Chips, F.R.S. and
Eva Gebloomenkraft
"One name seems to stand out, doesn't it?" asked His Eminence.
"Eva Gebloomenkraft," said a deacon. "Isn't she that Jet Set millionairess who
got into so much trouble in Unistat two years ago for putting laughing gas in
the air conditioning system at a meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?"
I looked it up to confirm the face and found this: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Kasparov_launches_Russian_opposition_assembly/articleshow/3049762.cms
Your ignorance is profound, jackass.
Who are you to speak so glibly of ignorance, you lamentable bucephalus?
And you could elaborate on why you called him a dick-head. Posting inflammatory comments without any detail is just trolling, you mournful pegasus.
Hey ... I wonder if those things can be equipped with hell-fire missiles ???
One more thing about elections, I had a very interesting talk with my girlfriend's mother, she's working for the administration. Do you know the day of the election, her boss called every single person in her office to tell them to vote for Medvedev ? Democratically , da ? But it's strange to see they think this situation is "normal" and that they can't do anything about it... Russian people should wake up someday. In the meanwhile it's true that Poutine did good job for the economy, but from where Russia was a few years ago, and with such huge potential, any clever guy would have do the same !
And there is still a lot of to do, there are a lot of poor people (my girlfried earns 550 euros in Moscow, her parents 300 in Tver, while Moscow is the city in the world where are the most millionnaires), infrastructure are very bad, ex KGB (FSB) and mafia holds key points economy, and society is widely corrupted (for exemple on the subway you may to buy any diplomas, girlfriend's collegue bought a very good one for 3000 euros :). It will for sure improve in next year, but it needs people such as Kasparov telling what really's going on.
Ah I forgot... do you think you will see a flying penis at a Poutin's meeting ? I don't think so, unless a the guy want to spend the next ten years in Siberia....
Second, the governments of Ukraine and Georgia were toppled by "color revolutions," the Orange Revolution and Rose Revolution, which installed pro-US, anti-Russia governments, until Russia brought them to heel by threatening to cut off their gas supply. These color revolutions, which likely had funding from an American NGO called Freedom House and the CIA, used rock concerts, cushy offices, fun, inventive protests, and patriotic appeals to gain massive involvement from the nation's youth, especially college students.
Freedom House has been pretty open about wanting to do the same thing in Russia, but the Kremlin beat them to the punch by starting a youth group called Nashi, which also uses cushy offices, fun, inventive protests like the flying dick, and patriotic appeals to gain massive involvement from the nation's youth, especially college students, but is very pro-Russia and anti-US. Nashi also may well make a habit of beating up members of opposition parties and trashing their offices, and the police may well be refusing to punish them for it. My source for all this is exile.ru, which did great stories on the color revolutions and the Nashi:
http://www.exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=8000&IBLOCK_ID=35&phrase_id=2044
http://exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=18776&IBLOCK_ID=35
no its a flying penis??
doesnt have the same ring to it