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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’
The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’

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Posted: 2010-05-31 20:31:06
Psst.

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hahahahaha that would have been the oh sh** im fuc*** when he seen her parents lol
Posted: 2010-06-01 11:23:25 Report Reply
i would have loved to be the dad at that point and just say "any more questions?"
Posted: 2010-06-22 11:15:22 Report Reply
lol
Posted: 2010-06-22 11:16:07 Report Reply
gryxng
gryxng
Rank: #145
wouldnt really mind if i knew the dad cuz i can get hook-ups at the pharmacy
Posted: 2010-07-25 22:36:01 Report Reply
lol omg about to be 100 points lol & this will be my 1st post over 100 points YAY! ^^ kinda getting exited
Posted: 2010-07-25 22:42:19 Report Reply
gryxng
gryxng
Rank: #145
like what the turrets guy said "Dont get a big dick!"
Posted: 2010-07-25 22:44:47 Report Reply
rofllmfao hahaha "dont get a big dick" ohhh my god u made me laugh till my lungs collapsed +1 for u ^^
Posted: 2010-07-25 22:48:28 Report Reply
gryxng
gryxng
Rank: #145
well it looks like you have the lungs of healthy motherfucker and the lungs of a smoker so that means you can breathe just right
Posted: 2010-07-25 22:52:13 Report Reply
haha yup good observation there my friend ^^
Posted: 2010-07-25 22:53:55 Report Reply
gryxng
gryxng
Rank: #145
yeah you know my asian eyes tell me everything i cant see lol
Posted: 2010-07-25 22:57:41 Report Reply
gryxng
gryxng
Rank: #145
dont get a big dick lol
Posted: 2010-07-25 22:43:57 Report Reply
Nightmare
Nightmare
Rank: #94
LOL!!!!!
Posted: 2010-05-31 22:50:32 Report Reply
Jofus1992
Jofus1992
Rank: #72
He should have just walked right out the door as soon as he saw him. +3
Posted: 2010-06-01 01:33:50 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
hahahhaahhaahaha thats great +3
Posted: 2010-06-01 03:14:18 Report Reply
CrazyJay
CrazyJay
Rank: #111
Poor kid. XD
Posted: 2010-06-01 05:17:30 Report Reply
bigballs
Rank: #1108
LMFAO!!!!!! thats funny +3
Posted: 2010-06-01 08:19:51 Report Reply
lol that is funny
Posted: 2010-06-01 12:18:36 Report Reply
Tacoman
Tacoman
Rank: #288
haha that is hilarious
and for some reason i saw that coming
Posted: 2010-06-01 12:55:12 Report Reply
pato26
pato26
Rank: #208
holly shit thats funny i honestly didnt see it coming
Posted: 2010-06-01 14:27:48 Report Reply
omg that was amazing, did not see that coming. Im surprised he didn't just die the moment he saw the dad
Posted: 2010-06-01 15:47:35 Report Reply
dogggy
dogggy
Rank: #190
Lmao poor guy! I wonder what happend next =P
Posted: 2010-06-01 16:30:38 Report Reply
wow pwn
Posted: 2010-06-01 19:29:33 Report Reply
Polygon
Polygon
Rank: #105
Haha thats hilarious!
Posted: 2010-06-22 12:16:33 Report Reply
uprater
uprater
Rank: #1156
hahahaha man that kid must feel so futile
by the way I love all ur posts there all great hahaha love the breathing commmercial I was amazed it was not uprated I just found this site last week & dicided to make an acc today I like it so far its great but I was hoping they had a pm(private messeage) system
Posted: 2010-06-23 22:27:07 Report Reply
glad u like
Posted: 2010-06-24 11:42:36 Report Reply
Epic Fail. This post is hilarious
Posted: 2010-07-26 16:42:16 Report Reply
DarkicoN13
DarkicoN13
Rank: #7
there just gave you the last 3 points for 100 gratz
Posted: 2010-07-26 16:53:55 Report Reply
haha YAY! ur awesome
Posted: 2010-07-26 17:05:58 Report Reply
DarkicoN13
DarkicoN13
Rank: #7
i know

HiImAwesome - First Time

Posted: 2010-07-26 18:39:36 Report Reply
hahaha hello AWESOME
Posted: 2010-07-26 18:44:50 Report Reply
DarkicoN13
DarkicoN13
Rank: #7
hello :) got to love the internet xD
Posted: 2010-07-26 18:46:25 Report Reply

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