First Time
FIRST TIME SEX
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’
The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’
The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’
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Posted: 2010-05-31 20:31:06
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hahahahaha that would have been the oh sh** im fuc*** when he seen her parents lol
i would have loved to be the dad at that point and just say "any more questions?"
lol omg about to be 100 points lol & this will be my 1st post over 100 points YAY! ^^ kinda getting exited
rofllmfao hahaha "dont get a big dick" ohhh my god u made me laugh till my lungs collapsed +1 for u ^^
haha yup good observation there my friend ^^
omg that was amazing, did not see that coming. Im surprised he didn't just die the moment he saw the dad
hahahaha man that kid must feel so futile
by the way I love all ur posts there all great hahaha love the breathing commmercial I was amazed it was not uprated I just found this site last week & dicided to make an acc today I like it so far its great but I was hoping they had a pm(private messeage) system
by the way I love all ur posts there all great hahaha love the breathing commmercial I was amazed it was not uprated I just found this site last week & dicided to make an acc today I like it so far its great but I was hoping they had a pm(private messeage) system
Epic Fail. This post is hilarious
there just gave you the last 3 points for 100 gratz
