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FIRST TIME SEX
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’
The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’
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Posted: 2010-05-31 20:31:06

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  • destroyer124 - replied 2010-06-01 11:23:25
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    hahahahaha that would have been the oh sh** im fuc*** when he seen her parents lol
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  • triclebickle - replied 2010-06-22 11:15:22
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    i would have loved to be the dad at that point and just say "any more questions?"
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  • gryxng - replied 2010-07-25 22:36:01
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    wouldnt really mind if i knew the dad cuz i can get hook-ups at the pharmacy
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    • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-07-25 22:42:19
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      lol omg about to be 100 points lol & this will be my 1st post over 100 points YAY! ^^ kinda getting exited
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      • gryxng - replied 2010-07-25 22:44:47
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        like what the turrets guy said "Dont get a big dick!"
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        • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-07-25 22:48:28
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          rofllmfao hahaha "dont get a big dick" ohhh my god u made me laugh till my lungs collapsed +1 for u ^^
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          • gryxng - replied 2010-07-25 22:52:13
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            well it looks like you have the lungs of healthy motherfucker and the lungs of a smoker so that means you can breathe just right
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            • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-07-25 22:53:55
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              haha yup good observation there my friend ^^
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              • gryxng - replied 2010-07-25 22:57:41
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                yeah you know my asian eyes tell me everything i cant see lol
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      • gryxng - replied 2010-07-25 22:43:57
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        dont get a big dick lol
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  • Nightmare - replied 2010-05-31 22:50:32
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    LOL!!!!!
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  • Jofus1992 - replied 2010-06-01 01:33:50
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    He should have just walked right out the door as soon as he saw him. +3
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  • PwnzElite - replied 2010-06-01 03:14:18
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    hahahhaahhaahaha thats great +3
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  • CrazyJay - replied 2010-06-01 05:17:30
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    Poor kid. XD
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  • bigballs - replied 2010-06-01 08:19:51
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    LMFAO!!!!!! thats funny +3
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  • stankiewicz - replied 2010-06-01 12:18:36
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    lol that is funny
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  • Tacoman - replied 2010-06-01 12:55:12
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    haha that is hilarious
    and for some reason i saw that coming
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  • pato26 - replied 2010-06-01 14:27:48
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    holly shit thats funny i honestly didnt see it coming
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  • ninjapoptart - replied 2010-06-01 15:47:35
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    omg that was amazing, did not see that coming. Im surprised he didn't just die the moment he saw the dad
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  • dogggy - replied 2010-06-01 16:30:38
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    Lmao poor guy! I wonder what happend next =P
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  • MickMarsxx - replied 2010-06-01 19:29:33
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    wow pwn
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  • Polygon - replied 2010-06-22 12:16:33
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    Haha thats hilarious!
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  • uprater - replied 2010-06-23 22:27:07
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    hahahaha man that kid must feel so futile
    by the way I love all ur posts there all great hahaha love the breathing commmercial I was amazed it was not uprated I just found this site last week & dicided to make an acc today I like it so far its great but I was hoping they had a pm(private messeage) system
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    • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-06-24 11:42:36
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      glad u like
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  • 4sak3nfirestarter - replied 2010-07-26 16:42:16
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    Epic Fail. This post is hilarious
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  • DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-07-26 16:53:55
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    there just gave you the last 3 points for 100 gratz
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    • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-07-26 17:05:58
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      haha YAY! ur awesome
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      • DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-07-26 18:39:36
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        i know
        hiimawesome - first time
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        • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-07-26 18:44:50
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          hahaha hello AWESOME
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          • DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-07-26 18:46:25
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            hello :) got to love the internet xD
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