Fireman Sex

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and were on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night. The next night he came home from work and yelled, BELL 1 The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled BELL 2, the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled BELL 3, they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4 What the hell is BELL 4? asked the husband?

ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, she replied, YOURE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.

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  • 3

    Ooh Burn..
    lol

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  • 2

    Duh, lol XD

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  • 1

    Ouch.....lol

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  • 0

    hahaha its even funnier cus he's a firemen

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  • 0

    XD *BURN*!!!!!

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