This post deserves a nod of acknowledgement

The second one is true for me. If anyone is ever late I assume they all died in a horrible accident, or were murdered.

haha lol great post +3

Great lolz for my lunch break :)

Last one is so true!

The kansas one made me laugh.

the second one only happened once and i felt like a dumb ass after wards. so i get home around 5pm and rachel wasn't at the apartment so i just shrugged it off thinking she's just out for a while no big so after an hour i call her cell and i hear it ringing from the kitchen so now i'm a little paranoid because she isn't at home and she doesn't have her cell. so i then call her friend stacy she isn't with stacy. I am now about meth head paranoia level so I just sit in the living room, lights off staring at what I think is the door and so at around nine i'm asleep on the couch and I hear the door open, this scares me so bad that i role over the back of the couch onto the floor not knowing that the cat was in my lap he flies onto the floor i then proceed to scramble on all four into the bathroom where i slip om the bath mat hitting my head on the floor. long story short rachel was at the gym and i can become too paranoid when i can't find her.

my god, between the spiders, a couple scorpions, and these crazy big afghani hornets, its a wonder everybody hasn't died or moved away from here... not to mention the many types of venomous snakes here... cant wait to get home...