Favorite Quote

1.---"Sure they were all gonna die, but they were going out with their middle fingers raised in the oldest salute known to man."

2.---"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through to the end...no matter what.

3.---Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutly

4.---"Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for."

5.---"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm."

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    I'll procrastinate tommorrow.
    Saw that on a plaque

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    "Paging Dr.Fagget!" Lolz XD

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    Winston Churchill was one kickass general

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    bathroom walls are are my 2nd favorite place to find things people write---my 1st fav is underneath bridges

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    It's ironic that in that quote you said 'quite' instead of 'quiet'. Proving your point xD

    • Dannyl
    • January 7, 2010, 5:37 am
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    Hell yeah

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    OR
    "What is his name?"

    "Tonguey"

    "I should not have asked"

    - Kung Pow

    • Goober
    • January 18, 2010, 5:25 pm
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    winston churchill is like the quote king, listening to his speaches sends shivers down my spine

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    Tiger, tiger, tiger tiger tiger.... Hmmmm. Birdy, birdy, birdy, birdy, birdy.

    • Goober
    • July 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
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    Dont worry, i'll get the neosporin. (have no idea what that is xD)

    • Goober
    • July 9, 2010, 7:14 am
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    na na neo.... sporin...

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    swingin the chain swingin the chain

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    Kurt Cobain took that from a Neil Young song actually :)

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    I like that Baz Lurman song.

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    adding to my collection :P

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    Lol-- thats a good one, i am adding it to my collection

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    lol i like ur teachers quote

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    WOW.. I love the cannibal one.

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    i like the skydiving one

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    Nice thats whats wrong with France now.

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    lol i like this one--its pretty kickass

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    i agree

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    lol from the anti war tmotiv.
    mine is:
    It is better to be quite and let people think you are retarded then speak and prove them right.

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    >.< fml

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    dude the hangover was the best

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    Pulp fiction kicks ass

    • joesvo
    • February 15, 2010, 4:21 pm
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    I LOVE THE BEATLES!

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    isn't that an abraham lincoln quote? ''its better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt''
    someone fact check that for me. im too lazy

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    yoda?

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    Captain Price is one bad Mofo

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    General?

    • Ruleb
    • May 24, 2010, 1:14 pm
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    I thought he was Prime Minister of Britan.

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    fight club

    • bmayes
    • June 5, 2010, 12:51 pm
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    I like it :D

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    I knew that quote before it came out in that movie I was like OMMMMGG!! My grandma give me that quote about 4 years ago and the person who truly came up with it is still unknown. :D

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    lol i was gunna post that nice read the one i wrote

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    you will find Betty at the top of a waterfall swinging a chain.

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    that is one of my favorite underrated "stoner" comedies ever!
    from now on you will all call me.... Betty!
    where does it hurt?
    pretty much around the bloody part.

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    WEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWOEWOEWOE!!!!

    • Goober
    • July 9, 2010, 1:16 pm
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    CACAWWWWW!!!


    I'M JUST A BIRDIE TOO!!!

    • Goober
    • July 11, 2010, 8:09 am
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    that movie is full of great one liners from start to finish.
    i love the song at the end, black betty! ha!

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    Kurt Cobain? <3

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    Kurty Cobain ='D

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    that is the opsite of the world +1

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    +1 for that fact

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    That's what I thought too, so I had to look it up. Churchill WAS in the British Military, but only made it as high as Lieutenant-Colonel. He started his political career after that, and eventually became Prime Minister.

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    Yeah, so do I.

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    "In fiction we are obliged to stick to possibilities, truth isn't." -Mark Twain

    "Know thy enemy and thyself. He who knows his enemy and himself will always be victorious. He who knows only himself and not his enemy will sometimes be victorious, and sometimes defeated. He who knows neither will always be defeated, in everything, every time." -Sun Tzu

    "You are never more wrong than when you are certain."

    "The toe of the stargazer is often stubbed." -old Russian proverb

    "There is a time to take counsel of your fears, and there is a time to never listen to any fear." -George S. Patton

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    I do not agree with a word that you say, but i will defend to the death, your right to say it. -Voltaire-

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    "the more things change the more they stay the same"~Genaral Shepard

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