Favorite Quote
1.---"Sure they were all gonna die, but they were going out with their middle fingers raised in the oldest salute known to man."
2.---"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through to the end...no matter what.
3.---Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutly
4.---"Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for."
5.---"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm."
2.---"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through to the end...no matter what.
3.---Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutly
4.---"Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for."
5.---"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm."
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that is the opsite of the world +1
New one I've just read on another post and +1'd it!
This society has gotten so damn corrupted by its own self pity that it has unofficially repealed the freedom of speech. Saying the wrong thing can get you sued.- Kradon666
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This society has gotten so damn corrupted by its own self pity that it has unofficially repealed the freedom of speech. Saying the wrong thing can get you sued.- Kradon666
www.sharenator.com/3_Most_Racist_Moments_On_TV/
"Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? " - Frank Moore Colby
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you." - my 10th grade English teacher
"Every fight is a foodfight for a cannibal" - Demetri Martin
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you." - my 10th grade English teacher
"Every fight is a foodfight for a cannibal" - Demetri Martin
winston churchill is like the quote king, listening to his speaches sends shivers down my spine
That's what I thought too, so I had to look it up. Churchill WAS in the British Military, but only made it as high as Lieutenant-Colonel. He started his political career after that, and eventually became Prime Minister.
Hahah I loved #5 in the original post! I have two favorites.
“Find out who you are and do it on purpose.” - Dolly Parton
"If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth." - Louis from Jacob's Ladder
“Find out who you are and do it on purpose.” - Dolly Parton
"If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth." - Louis from Jacob's Ladder
"Think outside the box, Collapse the box and take a fucking Knife to it." ~Banksy
"Sex is only fun when you don't have someone with a camera in your ass telling you what to do." ~Porno Proverb
"The only thing better then holding a tool of death in your hands, is knowing how to shoot it correctly. After that, it's all about making your hands a tool of death." ~Sergai Vlaschnov
"I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not he is ready to meet me is another question." ~Winston Churchil
"If I didn't make you crawl through hell on your hands and knees, you'd still be a stick-sucking little fairy princess."~My Big Brother <3
"Sex is only fun when you don't have someone with a camera in your ass telling you what to do." ~Porno Proverb
"The only thing better then holding a tool of death in your hands, is knowing how to shoot it correctly. After that, it's all about making your hands a tool of death." ~Sergai Vlaschnov
"I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not he is ready to meet me is another question." ~Winston Churchil
"If I didn't make you crawl through hell on your hands and knees, you'd still be a stick-sucking little fairy princess."~My Big Brother <3
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in Hell!- King Leonidas. That one always gets me hype lol.
"everything is cooler on fire"- drakengard85
stop exploding you cowards!! - Zap Brannigan
'We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender' Winston Churchill
Bask in his awesomeness.
Bask in his awesomeness.
it is only after you have lost everything that you are free to do anything
We the church of the divine looney, believe in the power of prayer to turn the head purple, ha ha ha. monty python for those who dont know...
also, this: people in this country are becoming increasingly worried about bullfighting. they say its not only dangerous and cruel, but also blatantly unfair. the bull is heavy, abusive, and aggressive, with great sharp teeth, while the bull fighter is only a small greasy spaniard.
also, this: people in this country are becoming increasingly worried about bullfighting. they say its not only dangerous and cruel, but also blatantly unfair. the bull is heavy, abusive, and aggressive, with great sharp teeth, while the bull fighter is only a small greasy spaniard.
Haha, I particularly liked #5 in the original post.
"Speak when you are angry—and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." –Laurence J. Peter
"I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won’t tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn’t change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, it doesn’t really change the fact that you have what you have. Good and bad. Its okay to feel things. And be who you are about them." -Perks Of Being A Wallflower
"Speak when you are angry—and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." –Laurence J. Peter
"I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won’t tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn’t change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, it doesn’t really change the fact that you have what you have. Good and bad. Its okay to feel things. And be who you are about them." -Perks Of Being A Wallflower
I thing the 5th one is so true
heres mine
"For those who say they hate war more than me, they better have a knife"
heres mine
"For those who say they hate war more than me, they better have a knife"
"life is short, live it up"
sure a commy said it but eh good words to live by.
sure a commy said it but eh good words to live by.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your fucked. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that sh*t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
" Don't mess with the best or die like the rest"
Trying is the first step to failure. So the lesson is: never try.
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
isn't that an abraham lincoln quote? ''its better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt''
someone fact check that for me. im too lazy
someone fact check that for me. im too lazy
"and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make"
-- the beatles :)
-- the beatles :)
"ON YOUR FEET SOLIDER, WE ARE MOVING" - captain price
"Don't take life to seriously,you'll never make it out alive"-Van Wilder
lol i was gunna post that nice read the one i wrote
"May God have mercy on my enemies, because I won't" George S. Patton One of the most Bad*** quotes ever.
"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell the world, 'No, you move.'" -Captain America
From KungFu Panda:
''yesterday is history, tomorow is a mystery and today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.''
''yesterday is history, tomorow is a mystery and today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.''
I knew that quote before it came out in that movie I was like OMMMMGG!! My grandma give me that quote about 4 years ago and the person who truly came up with it is still unknown. :D
Here's one of my all-time favorite quotes (bare with me please though; it's a bit long):
"If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen." -- Mary Schmich
From:www.sharenator.com/Mary_Schmich_Advice_like_youth_proba
bly_just_wasted_on_the_young/
"If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen." -- Mary Schmich
From:www.sharenator.com/Mary_Schmich_Advice_like_youth_proba
bly_just_wasted_on_the_young/
"Half-assed is better than no-assed"
If i was to die tonight would you remember me tomorrow mourning
Another one of my favorites:
"Don't take life too seriously... no one gets out alive anyway"
- from a bathroom wall at King Street Station, Seattle, WA
"Don't take life too seriously... no one gets out alive anyway"
- from a bathroom wall at King Street Station, Seattle, WA
"buy the ticket, take the ride" -hunter s. thompson
My father's last words:
"Careful son, the safety is off" (joke)
---
""The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. " Almost Famous (2000)
"Careful son, the safety is off" (joke)
---
""The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. " Almost Famous (2000)
Socrates: “The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they allow disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children now are tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.”
Socrates: “The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they allow disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children now are tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.”
If being a human means i will give my life so the rich may stay greedy, I will die an animal!
I have seen a cat without a smile but never a smile without a cat. "Alice In Wonderland"
Life is like a game of checkers. No matter how many pieces you start with by the end only one side will remain.
I have seen a cat without a smile but never a smile without a cat. "Alice In Wonderland"
Life is like a game of checkers. No matter how many pieces you start with by the end only one side will remain.
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand"
"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
- Homer J. Simpson
"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
- Homer J. Simpson
"Had I the heaven's embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths,
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
-William Butler Yeats
My favorite quote, typed from memory. : D
Oh! And...
"My style's like Kevin Spacey, usually suspect"
-Immortal Technique
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths,
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
-William Butler Yeats
My favorite quote, typed from memory. : D
Oh! And...
"My style's like Kevin Spacey, usually suspect"
-Immortal Technique
"Excuses are like assholes, everyone's got one."
Kurt Cobain took that from a Neil Young song actually :)
"i got two sets of mind, stoned and asleep"
-Kottonmouth Kings
-Kottonmouth Kings
"Life isn't fair, but why can't it be unfair in my favour?" Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes
"Music is my religion" Jimi Hendrix
"In the bullshit department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a Clergyman." George Carlin
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." George Carlin
"There's a time and place for everything. It's called college." Chef
"Is the children learning?" George W. Bush
"Gold will never lose its value. Did you know that if you collect 100 gold coins, you get an extra life?" Stephen Colbert
"In order for someone to walk all over you, you must first be lying down." My Cousin Josh
"Music is my religion" Jimi Hendrix
"In the bullshit department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a Clergyman." George Carlin
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." George Carlin
"There's a time and place for everything. It's called college." Chef
"Is the children learning?" George W. Bush
"Gold will never lose its value. Did you know that if you collect 100 gold coins, you get an extra life?" Stephen Colbert
"In order for someone to walk all over you, you must first be lying down." My Cousin Josh
"Simply because you can breathe doesn't mean you're alive, or that you really live." -rise against
And my personal favorite
"Never feel sad or even look sad. Always be happy and do what you do. If nobody likes it, fuck them man." -Jason "Towlie" Calef. (R.I.P.)
And my personal favorite
"Never feel sad or even look sad. Always be happy and do what you do. If nobody likes it, fuck them man." -Jason "Towlie" Calef. (R.I.P.)
"It CLEARLY says in the bible: Thou shall not kill a nigga with chicken!" -Kat Williams
"Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened." -Dr.Suess
"Good Girls are Bad Girls who DON'T get caught!" -?
"Where there is anger and fear, there is Violence." -Falcon
"I'M A BANANA!" -Greg
"Suck my Dick!" -My Sister(LOL)
"You without me equals shit, you understand that You Ugly Fat Bitch? Now lemme borrow yo car.." -The Boondocks
That's all of I can think of for now....I know my quotes are wierd! XD
"Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened." -Dr.Suess
"Good Girls are Bad Girls who DON'T get caught!" -?
"Where there is anger and fear, there is Violence." -Falcon
"I'M A BANANA!" -Greg
"Suck my Dick!" -My Sister(LOL)
"You without me equals shit, you understand that You Ugly Fat Bitch? Now lemme borrow yo car.." -The Boondocks
That's all of I can think of for now....I know my quotes are wierd! XD
"When i die i want to go silently in my sleep like my Grandpa, Unlike the screaming passengers of his car" _unknown XD lol
"You can not alter your fate...however, you can rise to meet it if you choose."
Anyone who knows what that is from gets a cookie and an internet fist bump.
Anyone who knows what that is from gets a cookie and an internet fist bump.
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
I've got many favorite quotes, but I'm just going to post one of them.
"What's the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules." -- Leonardo DiCaprio (as Dominic Cobb, from the movie "Inception")
From my post:www.sharenator.com/Whats_the_most_resilient_parasite_Qu
ote/
"What's the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules." -- Leonardo DiCaprio (as Dominic Cobb, from the movie "Inception")
From my post:www.sharenator.com/Whats_the_most_resilient_parasite_Qu
ote/
me: guess what
Friend: what
Me:Dee
Friend: dee what?
Me: DEEZ NUTZ lolz
Friend: what
Me:Dee
Friend: dee what?
Me: DEEZ NUTZ lolz
The man who goes to bed with itchy bum
Wakes up with smelly finger
Wakes up with smelly finger
Here are a few quotes from Kurt Cobain (that I like):
Rather be dead than cool.
The worst crime is faking it.
The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.
I bought a gun and chose drugs instead.
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
Rather be dead than cool.
The worst crime is faking it.
The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.
I bought a gun and chose drugs instead.
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
"In fiction we are obliged to stick to possibilities, truth isn't." -Mark Twain
"Know thy enemy and thyself. He who knows his enemy and himself will always be victorious. He who knows only himself and not his enemy will sometimes be victorious, and sometimes defeated. He who knows neither will always be defeated, in everything, every time." -Sun Tzu
"You are never more wrong than when you are certain."
"The toe of the stargazer is often stubbed." -old Russian proverb
"There is a time to take counsel of your fears, and there is a time to never listen to any fear." -George S. Patton
"Know thy enemy and thyself. He who knows his enemy and himself will always be victorious. He who knows only himself and not his enemy will sometimes be victorious, and sometimes defeated. He who knows neither will always be defeated, in everything, every time." -Sun Tzu
"You are never more wrong than when you are certain."
"The toe of the stargazer is often stubbed." -old Russian proverb
"There is a time to take counsel of your fears, and there is a time to never listen to any fear." -George S. Patton
I do not agree with a word that you say, but i will defend to the death, your right to say it. -Voltaire-
"the more things change the more they stay the same"~Genaral Shepard
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