Oh, and my dad got me a brand new Lexus!

Not so fast!
It just so happens that SQNY was established in 1604 and SONY in 1952. So, which one of the two is the *real* legal brand? Huh??

the lexus bike is actually made by lexus other car companys make them too im sure you can buy like peugot ones and mercedes ones

Not really a fake brand, but I think it still fits here:

i HAVE ONE OF THESE

Indeed, I have a Peugeot Carbolite 12 speed. Definitely legal.

In response to the iFan:
The flood of i(whatever) products borders on preposterous. I really don't see how putting an "i" in front of a noun makes the product good, but it appears to be working...hence Mr Barnam's famous quote.