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F### MY LIFE!!!

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I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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Posted: 2010-06-25 13:57:36

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    jedi870 - replied 2010-06-25 19:09:35
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    i find this humerus - F### MY LIFE!!!
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      zargenathen - replied 2010-12-05 18:29:54
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      And the post was funny, too.
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    imfrikknbad - replied 2010-06-25 15:08:40
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    Misc I see what you did there 1 RE You are now aware s256x320 67953 580 - F### MY LIFE!!!
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    Jofus1992 - replied 2010-06-25 14:05:29
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    Let me guess, you where square pants too. That sucks.
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    Polygon - replied 2010-06-25 14:45:07
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    Troll face YOU SIR - F### MY LIFE!!!
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    Lucky - replied 2010-06-25 21:57:43
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    1265912504535 FUCK YEA s553x473 59716 580 i heard that s268x226 59840 580 - F### MY LIFE!!!
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    DennisDee - replied 2010-06-25 15:01:36
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    oh noodle; you got me.....lol
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    gemie89 - replied 2010-06-25 15:22:11
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    WIN! You put that whole show into perspective for me
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    Goober - replied 2010-06-25 18:48:36
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    Win. Fucking win.
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    stewiz - replied 2010-06-27 00:35:26
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    had me going right to the last efin line
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    ElverGon66 - replied 2010-06-27 15:41:49
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    i didnt know spongebob was 20
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      SoulReaper - replied 2010-06-30 13:45:17
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      There's an episode that where he is dreaming that he got a driver's license and it showed his birthday.
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    alatar22 - replied 2010-06-25 14:09:44
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    actually had me going there. nice
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    ArdensCastro - replied 2010-06-25 14:41:31
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    woah! i actually believed you!
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    Nightmare - replied 2010-06-25 18:02:24
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    i am ashamed i didnt get it till the end :S
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    DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-06-25 18:30:05
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    LOL +3 mate
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    pato26 - replied 2010-06-25 19:03:44
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    damn dude +100 if i could you had me going there i didnt get it till the end +3
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    gw2250 - replied 2010-06-25 19:23:06
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    i will never look at the show the same way again.
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    bmayes - replied 2010-06-25 21:03:42
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    hahhahahahahaha wow thats awesome
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    SkinnyBill - replied 2010-06-26 01:31:31
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    lolz epic win i like it
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    mofosho - replied 2010-06-26 03:34:16
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    nice post i started to figure it out when it said "i have failed every damn test I've ever taken"
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    peace - replied 2010-06-26 05:46:55
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    Amazing
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    Stoy - replied 2010-06-26 06:38:48
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    you are just the best for that... i was starting to feel bad for you haha +3
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    Alantae - replied 2010-06-30 20:08:32
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    That was fucking epic...
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    ninjapoptart - replied 2010-07-01 00:31:31
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    Bricks were shat. That was awesome +3
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    WhatTheSpence - replied 2010-09-10 09:35:59
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    Im pretty sure everyone was fooled by that. Good work +3
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    Reddeath195 - replied 2010-12-05 21:47:07
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    I think even freud would say that's weird
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