F### MY LIFE!!!

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I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

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Posted: 2010-06-25 13:57:36
Psst.

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jedi870
jedi870
Rank: #337

i find this humerus - F### MY LIFE!!!

Posted: 2010-06-25 19:09:35 Report Reply
And the post was funny, too.
Posted: 2010-12-05 18:29:54 Report Reply

Misc I see what you did there 1 RE You are now aware s256x320 67953 580 - F### MY LIFE!!!

Posted: 2010-06-25 15:08:40 Report Reply
Jofus1992
Jofus1992
Rank: #72
Let me guess, you where square pants too. That sucks.
Posted: 2010-06-25 14:05:29 Report Reply
Polygon
Polygon
Rank: #105

Troll face YOU SIR - F### MY LIFE!!!

Posted: 2010-06-25 14:45:07 Report Reply
Lucky
Lucky
Rank: #381

1265912504535 FUCK YEA s553x473 59716 580 i heard that s268x226 59840 580 - F### MY LIFE!!!

Posted: 2010-06-25 21:57:43 Report Reply
DennisDee
DennisDee
Rank: #108
oh noodle; you got me.....lol
Posted: 2010-06-25 15:01:36 Report Reply
gemie89
gemie89
Rank: #48
WIN! You put that whole show into perspective for me
Posted: 2010-06-25 15:22:11 Report Reply
Goober
Goober
Rank: #228
Win. Fucking win.
Posted: 2010-06-25 18:48:36 Report Reply
stewiz
stewiz
Rank: #140
had me going right to the last efin line
Posted: 2010-06-27 00:35:26 Report Reply
alatar22
alatar22
Rank: #383
actually had me going there. nice
Posted: 2010-06-25 14:09:44 Report Reply
woah! i actually believed you!
Posted: 2010-06-25 14:41:31 Report Reply
Nightmare
Nightmare
Rank: #94
i am ashamed i didnt get it till the end :S
Posted: 2010-06-25 18:02:24 Report Reply
DarkicoN13
DarkicoN13
Rank: #7
LOL +3 mate
Posted: 2010-06-25 18:30:05 Report Reply
pato26
pato26
Rank: #208
damn dude +100 if i could you had me going there i didnt get it till the end +3
Posted: 2010-06-25 19:03:44 Report Reply
gw2250
gw2250
Rank: #65
i will never look at the show the same way again.
Posted: 2010-06-25 19:23:06 Report Reply
bmayes
Rank: #306
hahhahahahahaha wow thats awesome
Posted: 2010-06-25 21:03:42 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
lolz epic win i like it
Posted: 2010-06-26 01:31:31 Report Reply
mofosho
mofosho
Rank: #138
nice post i started to figure it out when it said "i have failed every damn test I've ever taken"
Posted: 2010-06-26 03:34:16 Report Reply
peace
peace
Rank: #60
Amazing
Posted: 2010-06-26 05:46:55 Report Reply
Stoy
Stoy
Rank: #112
you are just the best for that... i was starting to feel bad for you haha +3
Posted: 2010-06-26 06:38:48 Report Reply
i didnt know spongebob was 20
Posted: 2010-06-27 15:41:49 Report Reply
There's an episode that where he is dreaming that he got a driver's license and it showed his birthday.
Posted: 2010-06-30 13:45:17 Report Reply
Alantae
Alantae
Rank: #522
That was fucking epic...
Posted: 2010-06-30 20:08:32 Report Reply
Bricks were shat. That was awesome +3
Posted: 2010-07-01 00:31:31 Report Reply
Im pretty sure everyone was fooled by that. Good work +3
Posted: 2010-09-10 09:35:59 Report Reply
I think even freud would say that's weird
Posted: 2010-12-05 21:47:07 Report Reply

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