F### MY LIFE!!!

I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

  • noodle
  • June 25, 2010, 1:57 pm
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  • 14

    i find this humerus

    And the post was funny, too.
    - zargenathen December 5, 2010, 6:29 pm
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  • 13

    Misc I see what you did there 1 RE You are now aware s256x320 67953 580

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  • 8

    Let me guess, you where square pants too. That sucks.

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    Troll face YOU SIR

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    1265912504535 FUCK YEA s553x473 59716 580 i heard that s268x226 59840 580

    • Lucky
    • June 25, 2010, 9:57 pm
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  • 3

    There's an episode that where he is dreaming that he got a driver's license and it showed his birthday.

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  • 2

    oh noodle; you got me.....lol

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  • 2

    WIN! You put that whole show into perspective for me

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  • 2

    Win. Fucking win.

    • Goober
    • June 25, 2010, 6:48 pm
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  • 2

    had me going right to the last efin line

    • stewiz
    • June 27, 2010, 12:35 am
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  • 2

    i didnt know spongebob was 20

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  • 1

    actually had me going there. nice

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  • 1

    woah! i actually believed you!

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  • 1

    i am ashamed i didnt get it till the end :S

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  • 1

    LOL +3 mate

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  • 1

    damn dude +100 if i could you had me going there i didnt get it till the end +3

    • pato26
    • June 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
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  • 1

    i will never look at the show the same way again.

    • gw2250
    • June 25, 2010, 7:23 pm
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  • 1

    hahhahahahahaha wow thats awesome

    • bmayes
    • June 25, 2010, 9:03 pm
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  • 1

    lolz epic win i like it

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  • 1

    nice post i started to figure it out when it said "i have failed every damn test I've ever taken"

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  • 1

    Amazing

    • peace
    • June 26, 2010, 5:46 am
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    you are just the best for that... i was starting to feel bad for you haha +3

    • Stoy
    • June 26, 2010, 6:38 am
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  • 1

    That was fucking epic...

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  • 1

    Bricks were shat. That was awesome +3

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  • 1

    Im pretty sure everyone was fooled by that. Good work +3

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  • 1

    I think even freud would say that's weird

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