so recently my boyfriend showed me a post about how guys wish we would act so I'm reversing the idea.
1). Open our doors,yes cliche, but it makes us happy.
2). Randomly hug or kiss us, also makes us happy.
3). Compliment us, again with the happy.
4). Girls are very adapting just be honest.
5). We want to meet your friends, involve us even if your just playing video games and we suck.
6). Don't assume we can't do something you'd be surprised.
7). When we get annoyed just stop it pisses us off triple the next time.( boyfriend edit: hypocritical; i say joint rule)
8). Don't talk about how hot other girls are even movie stars.(unless asked and then lie through your teeth. When girls do just say don't wanna hear this)
9). We think guys who are our friends are just that. (i have since learned otherwise)
10). We take time to get ready. We are getting ready for you. (make up is non optional.)
all but 9 has exceptions
"thirty percent zero-f w-zero-men killed are murdered by their b-zero-friends zero-r husbands..."
Girls like
-men who dont play video games all day
-men who will buy them a lot of shit
-men who are rich
-men who never argue
-men who will have sex only when the girl wants it
-men who are perfect
And this is the men youre going to get
the correct version for me is...
I like
-men who play video games all day, I like vidio games and will make them when I'm older.
-men who will not buy me a lot of shit, I don't like shit buying me things will get you killed
-I don't care about money, If you like games that's all I need
-men who allways argue, I love me a good argument
-I'm under age and your not geting any untill you marry me
-men who are hummen, I hate 'perfect' people they annoy me
Aka Probably moving to The Sofa
and it does happen
I suppose this is a response to:
http://www.sharenator.com/Dear_Girls/
all the rules are only valid one or two times after that girls get annoyed
I know it XD
I tried to randomly kiss or hug and after a while she was annoyed
like after a week XD
Step 2: do all in post
Step 3: Happiness
To all girls DO NOT TALK TO YOUR EX BOYFRIEND!!!! IT PISSES ALL OF US OFF AND MAKES US VERY VERY ANGRY! We don't talk to our ex's out of respect for you do the same for us. Oh and #8 is pretty much the same for guys we don't care if you think the guy on the show is hot just don't go on and say what you would do to them... its annoying as fuck.
Putting on makeup cos YOU'RE self-conscious means you're undermining your confidence in OUR judgment of what YOU are. If you want to cover everything over with war paint to cover up an insecurity, go nuts. DO NOT try and justify it by saying you do it for us. WE DON'T CARE! You do it for you.
I agree with Adam on one thing though: I do not like concealer all over my face and neck and shirt just cos you can't handle the world seeing you with a few pimples. I don't like how my nose looks so if I wear a hockey mask and say "I'm doing it or you!" I'm full of shit. End of. You go out on a Friday night looking like Pennywise, I'll go out looking like Jason Voorhees. It's about the same, AmIrite?