FOR GUYS

so recently my boyfriend showed me a post about how guys wish we would act so I'm reversing the idea.

1). Open our doors,yes cliche, but it makes us happy.

2). Randomly hug or kiss us, also makes us happy.

3). Compliment us, again with the happy.

4). Girls are very adapting just be honest.

5). We want to meet your friends, involve us even if your just playing video games and we suck.

6). Don't assume we can't do something you'd be surprised.

7). When we get annoyed just stop it pisses us off triple the next time.( boyfriend edit: hypocritical; i say joint rule)

8). Don't talk about how hot other girls are even movie stars.(unless asked and then lie through your teeth. When girls do just say don't wanna hear this)

9). We think guys who are our friends are just that. (i have since learned otherwise)

10). We take time to get ready. We are getting ready for you. (make up is non optional.)

all but 9 has exceptions

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  • 11

    Well if he is its the coolest six year old I know

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  • 6

    What are you? Like, gay?

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  • 5

    Maybe women who write the letter "O" with a slash in the middle of it need a beating and some writing lessons

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  • 5

    pms - for guys


    Aka Probably moving to The Sofa

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  • 2

    ya, we can thank hollywood for examples of this( eg. There's Something About Mary)
    and it does happen

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  • 2

    twats, in other words

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  • 1

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  • 1

    Exactly

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  • 1

    haha BURN!

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  • 1

    Step 1: obtain girlfriend
    Step 2: do all in post
    Step 3: Happiness

    • gemie89
    • November 12, 2010, 4:36 pm
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  • 1

    nope... still dont have a gf. 19 and never had one, i'm saving plenty of money this way.

    • MIKYTEY
    • November 12, 2010, 6:56 pm
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  • 1

    gotta say this cause my ex was a complete idiot.
    To all girls DO NOT TALK TO YOUR EX BOYFRIEND!!!! IT PISSES ALL OF US OFF AND MAKES US VERY VERY ANGRY! We don't talk to our ex's out of respect for you do the same for us. Oh and #8 is pretty much the same for guys we don't care if you think the guy on the show is hot just don't go on and say what you would do to them... its annoying as fuck.

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  • 1

    no girlfriend :/....lol still doin good bc my ex thinks shes my friend xD

    • 720Z
    • January 16, 2011, 5:47 pm
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  • 1

    you are my new bestfriend ... girls should be treated right and that is how to do it!

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  • 1

    Sorry, cant agree with this one. If every guy were to abide by such rules then wouldnt you feel like "just another girl"? Of course, you dont want that. I think what your trying to say is fair enough, but lets take the whole "dont say other girls are hot".. urmm.. "rule". I think thats wrong. Maybe not for you personally but in general. If a guy can be honest and say another girl has good looks, chances are- girlfriend in question agrees that this person is attractive, and appreciates the honesty. What you should probably avoid doing is drooling like a black dude looking at chicken, ignoring what your girlfriend is saying and then listing (in chronological order, mind)what you would do to her and how. And because you said "10). We take time to get ready. We are getting ready for you. (make up is non optional.)" I have to say this. As a general rule, we dont find make up all too great. yeah, a little bit- eye liner and stuff can be cool if it suits. but all this concealer, foundation, plastic shit is revolting. it gets on our clothes, which annoys us. and god forbid i might follow a rule and give my girl a suprise kiss, im rewarded with my lips looking like i just sucked off a sand sculpture. And if your doing all that getting ready for us, Dont EVER bring your "individuality" into an argument. the whole "F*@K you Adam, i'll do what i want. Im my own person. I do things for myself!" is now completly invalid. To summarise, Ill have bacon, and butter both slices.

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  • 1

    Do women HONESTLY think they're putting makeup on for US guys? Non optional, what the hell. You weren't born with makeup of COURSE it's bloody optional. CLOTHES are optional. I don't care if you wear a band T-shirt or a strip of duct tape. If you put 3 inches of foundation on I am not kissin ya, PERIOD. I'm married to a natural chick who wears baggy jeans, Anime Tshirts, only ever wore a touch of rouge at our wedding. Otherwise the only think she puts on her face is chap-stick. And that's who I started dating, 5 years ago. That's who I married last September.
    Putting on makeup cos YOU'RE self-conscious means you're undermining your confidence in OUR judgment of what YOU are. If you want to cover everything over with war paint to cover up an insecurity, go nuts. DO NOT try and justify it by saying you do it for us. WE DON'T CARE! You do it for you.
    I agree with Adam on one thing though: I do not like concealer all over my face and neck and shirt just cos you can't handle the world seeing you with a few pimples. I don't like how my nose looks so if I wear a hockey mask and say "I'm doing it or you!" I'm full of shit. End of. You go out on a Friday night looking like Pennywise, I'll go out looking like Jason Voorhees. It's about the same, AmIrite?

    • Gaz66D
    • January 26, 2012, 5:44 am
    You, sir, may be the greatest intellectual of our day and age.
    - Fusefire July 21, 2012, 10:39 pm
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  • -1

    haha!

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  • -21

    What are you like 6?

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