FOR GUYS
so recently my boyfriend showed me a post about how guys wish we would act so I'm reversing the idea.
1). Open our doors,yes cliche, but it makes us happy.
2). Randomly hug or kiss us, also makes us happy.
3). Compliment us, again with the happy.
4). Girls are very adapting just be honest.
5). We want to meet your friends, involve us even if your just playing video games and we suck.
6). Don't assume we can't do something you'd be surprised.
7). When we get annoyed just stop it pisses us off triple the next time.( boyfriend edit: hypocritical; i say joint rule)
8). Don't talk about how hot other girls are even movie stars.(unless asked and then lie through your teeth. When girls do just say don't wanna hear this)
9). We think guys who are our friends are just that. (i have since learned otherwise)
10). We take time to get ready. We are getting ready for you. (make up is non optional.)
all but 9 has exceptions
1). Open our doors,yes cliche, but it makes us happy.
2). Randomly hug or kiss us, also makes us happy.
3). Compliment us, again with the happy.
4). Girls are very adapting just be honest.
5). We want to meet your friends, involve us even if your just playing video games and we suck.
6). Don't assume we can't do something you'd be surprised.
7). When we get annoyed just stop it pisses us off triple the next time.( boyfriend edit: hypocritical; i say joint rule)
8). Don't talk about how hot other girls are even movie stars.(unless asked and then lie through your teeth. When girls do just say don't wanna hear this)
9). We think guys who are our friends are just that. (i have since learned otherwise)
10). We take time to get ready. We are getting ready for you. (make up is non optional.)
all but 9 has exceptions
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Posted: 2009-06-19 07:37:40
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Well if he is its the coolest six year old I know
a six year old already obsessed with "boobies" has problems.
a six year old obsessed with boobies obviously has their priorities straight.
this may be an old comment but that was pure win right there! +1
yes they do i didn't think of bbobies till i was 7
you guys are hitting puberty waaayy to early.
wait it dosen't happen when your born
Posted: 2010-11-12 15:38:41 Report
I didn't start thinking about "boobies" until I was 8. Then again I probably thought "boobies" when I was born. I just didn't know the word for it.
Posted: 2010-11-12 17:20:44 Report
i was getting girs to strip for me when i was 7 i saw my first vagina when i was 6 i think
Posted: 2011-03-15 20:42:19 Report
Maybe women who write the letter "O" with a slash in the middle of it need a beating and some writing lessons
please we all know women belong in the kitchen
in the military it's advised you always cross your zeros. so what i read was:
"thirty percent zero-f w-zero-men killed are murdered by their b-zero-friends zero-r husbands..."
"thirty percent zero-f w-zero-men killed are murdered by their b-zero-friends zero-r husbands..."
Well you see this is the list narrowed down a little bit more:
Girls like
-men who dont play video games all day
-men who will buy them a lot of shit
-men who are rich
-men who never argue
-men who will have sex only when the girl wants it
-men who are perfect
And this is the men youre going to get
Girls like
-men who dont play video games all day
-men who will buy them a lot of shit
-men who are rich
-men who never argue
-men who will have sex only when the girl wants it
-men who are perfect
And this is the men youre going to get
These are wrong for me
the correct version for me is...
I like
-men who play video games all day, I like vidio games and will make them when I'm older.
-men who will not buy me a lot of shit, I don't like shit buying me things will get you killed
-I don't care about money, If you like games that's all I need
-men who allways argue, I love me a good argument
-I'm under age and your not geting any untill you marry me
-men who are hummen, I hate 'perfect' people they annoy me
the correct version for me is...
I like
-men who play video games all day, I like vidio games and will make them when I'm older.
-men who will not buy me a lot of shit, I don't like shit buying me things will get you killed
-I don't care about money, If you like games that's all I need
-men who allways argue, I love me a good argument
-I'm under age and your not geting any untill you marry me
-men who are hummen, I hate 'perfect' people they annoy me
Also - #9. No exceptions? Is there a chance a girl can fall in love with a guy who was just a friend to her?
you fergot,"when we say,'im ok', it means we want u to give us a hug and say, 'dont lie' "
#2, 3, and 8 i dont agree with but thats just me ^_^ im more likely to join my bf in listing what movie stars we think are hot
Mine is:www.sharenator.com/DEAR_GUYS/
intresting point ironmyshirt but i gotta admit this is quite good but once you have seen the boys one u seen em all or you could say you see one then you have seen em all but this is a cliche also.
ok the whole gettin ready to go out thing, i can understand that but for the love of god you dont have to find the perfect outfit and put on that much makeup.
#9 is false,my girlfriend and I were friend 6 yrs before we started dating.
i was friends with mine from 7th to 12th grade and the friends thing really helped because we knew that it would work out
number 8 goes for both ways cause girls like to say some movie stars look good so we say some movie stars look good for example you say tom cruise looks good and well say megan fox looks good get it you get wat u give lolz
gotta say this cause my ex was a complete idiot.
To all girls DO NOT TALK TO YOUR EX BOYFRIEND!!!! IT PISSES ALL OF US OFF AND MAKES US VERY VERY ANGRY! We don't talk to our ex's out of respect for you do the same for us. Oh and #8 is pretty much the same for guys we don't care if you think the guy on the show is hot just don't go on and say what you would do to them... its annoying as fuck.
To all girls DO NOT TALK TO YOUR EX BOYFRIEND!!!! IT PISSES ALL OF US OFF AND MAKES US VERY VERY ANGRY! We don't talk to our ex's out of respect for you do the same for us. Oh and #8 is pretty much the same for guys we don't care if you think the guy on the show is hot just don't go on and say what you would do to them... its annoying as fuck.
Sorry, cant agree with this one. If every guy were to abide by such rules then wouldnt you feel like "just another girl"? Of course, you dont want that. I think what your trying to say is fair enough, but lets take the whole "dont say other girls are hot".. urmm.. "rule". I think thats wrong. Maybe not for you personally but in general. If a guy can be honest and say another girl has good looks, chances are- girlfriend in question agrees that this person is attractive, and appreciates the honesty. What you should probably avoid doing is drooling like a black dude looking at chicken, ignoring what your girlfriend is saying and then listing (in chronological order, mind)what you would do to her and how. And because you said "10). We take time to get ready. We are getting ready for you. (make up is non optional.)" I have to say this. As a general rule, we dont find make up all too great. yeah, a little bit- eye liner and stuff can be cool if it suits. but all this concealer, foundation, plastic shit is revolting. it gets on our clothes, which annoys us. and god forbid i might follow a rule and give my girl a suprise kiss, im rewarded with my lips looking like i just sucked off a sand sculpture. And if your doing all that getting ready for us, Dont EVER bring your "individuality" into an argument. the whole "F*@K you Adam, i'll do what i want. Im my own person. I do things for myself!" is now completly invalid. To summarise, Ill have bacon, and butter both slices.
Do women HONESTLY think they're putting makeup on for US guys? Non optional, what the hell. You weren't born with makeup of COURSE it's bloody optional. CLOTHES are optional. I don't care if you wear a band T-shirt or a strip of duct tape. If you put 3 inches of foundation on I am not kissin ya, PERIOD. I'm married to a natural chick who wears baggy jeans, Anime Tshirts, only ever wore a touch of rouge at our wedding. Otherwise the only think she puts on her face is chap-stick. And that's who I started dating, 5 years ago. That's who I married last September.
Putting on makeup cos YOU'RE self-conscious means you're undermining your confidence in OUR judgment of what YOU are. If you want to cover everything over with war paint to cover up an insecurity, go nuts. DO NOT try and justify it by saying you do it for us. WE DON'T CARE! You do it for you.
I agree with Adam on one thing though: I do not like concealer all over my face and neck and shirt just cos you can't handle the world seeing you with a few pimples. I don't like how my nose looks so if I wear a hockey mask and say "I'm doing it or you!" I'm full of shit. End of. You go out on a Friday night looking like Pennywise, I'll go out looking like Jason Voorhees. It's about the same, AmIrite?
Putting on makeup cos YOU'RE self-conscious means you're undermining your confidence in OUR judgment of what YOU are. If you want to cover everything over with war paint to cover up an insecurity, go nuts. DO NOT try and justify it by saying you do it for us. WE DON'T CARE! You do it for you.
I agree with Adam on one thing though: I do not like concealer all over my face and neck and shirt just cos you can't handle the world seeing you with a few pimples. I don't like how my nose looks so if I wear a hockey mask and say "I'm doing it or you!" I'm full of shit. End of. You go out on a Friday night looking like Pennywise, I'll go out looking like Jason Voorhees. It's about the same, AmIrite?
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