Excuses, Excuses

Here is another Forum game,
you have to come up with an excuse for the person above you.
after you put your excuse you put a command
here is an example
"go do your homework,


no im busy on sharenator.

go play outside."

got it?

I will start you of,

get of sharenator!

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  • 2

    cant, the lawn gnome ninjas will get me if i go outside.

    now go outside

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  • 2

    sorry, iv alreaddy had gay sex twice today

    get me a kidney

    • Zink
    • January 11, 2010, 12:23 pm
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  • 2

    Can't I have no legs.

    Can you do it for me and pick up my socks from your moms?

    (thanx for the idea dannyl)

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  • 2

    Cant i play for the Browns.

    go make me a bologna sandwich

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  • 1

    I can't, I'm checking my profile.

    Eat some tofu.

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  • 1

    No can do, trying to correct other people's grammar.

    Make love to your significant other.

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  • 1

    Can't, she's fighting a ninja.

    Eat your own foot.

    • Ertrov
    • December 21, 2009, 7:44 pm
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  • 1

    Cant making love with my significant other.

    go punch chuck norris

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  • 1

    can't, because it is chuck norris, duh.

    Turn off your computer.

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  • 1

    Can't, Chuck Norris is using it.

    Make me a sandwich.

    • Ertrov
    • December 21, 2009, 7:55 pm
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  • 1

    can't i dont feel like it

    delete your profile

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  • 1

    Can't this is my social life.

    Go catch me a chinchilla.

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  • 1

    cant its dead
    go clean your room

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  • 1

    can't, i'm homeless


    Strip

    • Dannyl
    • December 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
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  • 1

    can't, IT'S caught in the zipper

    go smoke a joint

    • Nordmin
    • December 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
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  • 1

    can't my dealer is dry

    go eat a pie

    • mhakim
    • December 22, 2009, 12:09 am
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  • 1

    can't I'm eating cake already.

    go get a job.

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  • 1

    cant I am a full time student

    go adopt a dog

    • mhakim
    • December 22, 2009, 2:33 am
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  • 1

    Can't, my dad's allergic (true story :P)

    go jump off a bridge

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  • 1

    cant i have no legs....

    go eat a dog

    • xiclown
    • December 22, 2009, 4:22 am
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  • 1

    Can't im not chinese...

    Give me all your money!

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  • 1

    Why - I don't see any gun pointing at me!


    what you gotta DO... is get me... a free range CHIcken... I don't care... how you DO it... you could... kill it with a KNIfe...
    CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IMPRESSIONS FTW!!!
    (get me a chicken)

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  • 1

    Can't they all died to H1N1

    go make me a samich

    • xiclown
    • December 22, 2009, 5:01 am
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  • 1

    can't im on sharenator

    go buy me a gun so i can kill a chicken.

    • ryanr
    • December 22, 2009, 5:22 am
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  • 1

    Cant there all out of guns at the gun store
    go get a haircut

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  • 1

    cant chuck norris killed the hair dresser

    go find chuck norris

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  • 1

    Cant - he will whoop my ass

    Go read 'Mittens the kitten gets hooked on heroin'

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  • 1

    Can't, Chuck Norris finds you.

    Go get sexually violated by a rabid pterodactyl

    • Ertrov
    • December 22, 2009, 7:02 am
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  • 1

    Cant! thats already happened once today, never again!

    dress like spiderman and run around the city saving people.

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  • 1

    cant super woman is over right now.
    go trip over nothing

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  • 1

    I can't I'm literaly glued to this chair

    go out and kill a wild pig with only a spoon.

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  • 1

    Can't, too easy.

    Go grow some chest hair.

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  • 1

    cant im only 4

    go get raped by pedobear

    • jjboi69
    • December 22, 2009, 8:46 am
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  • 1

    can't he only rapes little kids

    go do a dirty job with mike rowe

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  • 1

    sorry, don't have a job

    have fun

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  • 1

    cant im board
    go see the eight wonders.

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  • 1

    Can't, theres nine.

    Go break your xbox.

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  • 1

    too bad, mines already broken.

    Downrate my comment/response.

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  • 1

    cant it will change the order.

    destroy sharenator

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  • 1

    cant my ninja army is busy fighting some chick

    go make me a rocking chair

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  • 1

    cant my hands were eaten by a rabbit

    go hunt me a bear

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  • 1

    cant i got mauled by one last week

    go make a small child cry

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  • 1

    cant...got arested last time...long story

    go bake some cookies

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  • 1

    can't, i cant afford a tooth brush,

    go fuck a goat

    • bradddp
    • December 22, 2009, 11:47 am
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  • 1

    Already did that once.... This was the result... D:
    leftgroup New Facebook Fail


    Go play with pedobear.

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  • 1

    cant he got a restraining order (long story)

    go fight crime

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  • 1

    Don't I deserve to have a little laugh every once in a while? I get messages from crazy people asking me to help 24/7.

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  • 1

    YOU DIDNT ASK A QUESTION!!!! ill cover you.

    Go get a job

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  • 1

    can't must post on sharenator

    go die in a hole

    • xiclown
    • December 23, 2009, 7:45 am
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  • 1

    Can't, my face is gone.

    Kill a cute kitten.

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  • 1

    can't out of bullets

    go get me a banana

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  • 1

    can't they are out of season.


    go crab fishing

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  • 1

    No, I can't or Jack Bauer will hunt me down. And make me cry.

    go to bed!

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  • 1

    Sorry, i was already Performing a Stress Level Evaluation and Examination Program (S.L.E.E.P.)

    Go Hug a Tree.

    • wolfman
    • December 23, 2009, 6:03 pm
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  • 1

    Noooo, im watching 24.

    Go find a job!

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  • 1

    Can't I'm busy drinking vodka.

    Go crap yourself.

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  • 1

    too late.

    go break your leg.

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  • 1

    cant im Superman.

    go have a great holiday season

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  • 1

    cant im screwge

    steal a million dollars from me

    • nevorak
    • December 24, 2009, 12:34 pm
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  • 1

    Don't need to, I'm a billionaire.


    Do my homework.

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  • 1

    can't, you are not paying me enough.

    shoot down santa.

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  • 1

    scrooge

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  • 1

    just something a little festive since it is 20 min until christmas

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  • 1

    It's an hour and twenty in Texas....

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  • 1

    im in North Carolina, so eight minutes now

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  • 1

    Can't I want my presents this year.

    Go to the moon.

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  • 1

    Can't, have to do a poo

    Go wash your socks

    Can't, i am le tired.

    Shut the fuck up already faggot and suck my magic dick.
    - MalverdeAl100 July 26, 2012, 8:53 pm
    Can't, you don't have one.

    Punch a bear in the dick
    - had5244888 July 26, 2012, 10:14 pm
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  • 1

    Can't, left them at your mums

    Go get them for me

    • Dannyl
    • January 5, 2010, 3:55 am
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  • 1

    Can't Im too busy fighting Megatron

    go slide over the hood of your car like the Duke boys

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  • 1

    cant i had to give my car to the loan sharks

    go watch twilight

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  • 1

    cant chuck norris will just take it from you again

    catch that pokemon

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  • 1

    can't out of pokeballs

    go and find the City of Atlantis

    • Kojira
    • January 15, 2010, 5:34 pm
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  • 1

    Can't, I don't know how to swim

    Click the [X] at the top right corner of your screen

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  • 1

    Can't im a vampire and its daytime

    Now go Take over Sweden

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  • 1

    If you pick mine up from your moms we can trade.

    can you light my fart on fire?

    • Khurupt
    • February 9, 2010, 10:56 pm
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  • 1

    cant chuck norris hid it

    give me a million dollars

    • gw2250
    • February 10, 2010, 1:23 pm
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  • 1

    Can't, i'm looking for Peter Griffin.

    Go win the superbowl for me.

    • Goober
    • February 10, 2010, 1:38 pm
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  • 1

    cant i dont know what the f###k that is


    say you love bacon

    • pato26
    • February 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
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  • 1

    can't i'm out of bologna


    go shovel my driveway

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  • 1

    Can't, too busy punching chuck norris
    feed al gore to micheal moore

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  • 1

    Can't, too busy watching storage

    yell yolo

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  • -1

    Go back to your room you ungratful hobo you are such a disapointment

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