Excuses, Excuses

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Here is another Forum game,
you have to come up with an excuse for the person above you.
after you put your excuse you put a command
here is an example
"go do your homework,


no im busy on sharenator.

go play outside."

got it?

I will start you of,

get of sharenator!

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Posted: 2009-12-21 19:26:26
Psst.

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Darkhour
Darkhour
Rank: #150
I can't, I'm checking my profile.

Eat some tofu.
Posted: 2009-12-21 19:33:57 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
Rank: #59
No can do, trying to correct other people's grammar.

Make love to your significant other.
Posted: 2009-12-21 19:35:47 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Can't, she's fighting a ninja.

Eat your own foot.
Posted: 2009-12-21 19:44:52 Report Reply
Cant making love with my significant other.

go punch chuck norris
Posted: 2009-12-21 19:46:45 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
Rank: #59
can't, because it is chuck norris, duh.

Turn off your computer.
Posted: 2009-12-21 19:49:22 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Can't, Chuck Norris is using it.

Make me a sandwich.
Posted: 2009-12-21 19:55:22 Report Reply
can't i dont feel like it

delete your profile
Posted: 2009-12-21 20:40:59 Report Reply
Can't this is my social life.

Go catch me a chinchilla.
Posted: 2009-12-21 20:43:48 Report Reply
cant its dead
go clean your room
Posted: 2009-12-21 20:49:26 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
can't, i'm homeless


Strip
Posted: 2009-12-21 23:36:25 Report Reply
Nordmin
Rank: #593
can't, IT'S caught in the zipper

go smoke a joint
Posted: 2009-12-21 23:41:43 Report Reply
mhakim
Rank: #342
can't my dealer is dry

go eat a pie
Posted: 2009-12-22 00:09:23 Report Reply
Kradon666
Kradon666
Rank: #46
can't I'm eating cake already.

go get a job.
Posted: 2009-12-22 02:30:24 Report Reply
mhakim
Rank: #342
cant I am a full time student

go adopt a dog
Posted: 2009-12-22 02:33:45 Report Reply
Can't, my dad's allergic (true story :P)

go jump off a bridge
Posted: 2009-12-22 03:04:58 Report Reply
xiclown
xiclown
Rank: #247
cant i have no legs....

go eat a dog
Posted: 2009-12-22 04:22:59 Report Reply
Can't im not chinese...

Give me all your money!
Posted: 2009-12-22 04:30:32 Report Reply
Why - I don't see any gun pointing at me!


what you gotta DO... is get me... a free range CHIcken... I don't care... how you DO it... you could... kill it with a KNIfe...
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IMPRESSIONS FTW!!!
(get me a chicken)
Posted: 2009-12-22 04:59:28 Report Reply
xiclown
xiclown
Rank: #247
Can't they all died to H1N1

go make me a samich
Posted: 2009-12-22 05:01:15 Report Reply
ryanr
Rank: #4463
can't im on sharenator

go buy me a gun so i can kill a chicken.
Posted: 2009-12-22 05:22:34 Report Reply
Cant there all out of guns at the gun store
go get a haircut
Posted: 2009-12-22 05:36:05 Report Reply
cant chuck norris killed the hair dresser

go find chuck norris
Posted: 2009-12-22 06:16:39 Report Reply
Cant - he will whoop my ass

Go read 'Mittens the kitten gets hooked on heroin'
Posted: 2009-12-22 07:02:26 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Can't, Chuck Norris finds you.

Go get sexually violated by a rabid pterodactyl
Posted: 2009-12-22 07:02:41 Report Reply
Joec2009
Joec2009
Rank: #238
Cant! thats already happened once today, never again!

dress like spiderman and run around the city saving people.
Posted: 2009-12-22 07:17:06 Report Reply
cant super woman is over right now.
go trip over nothing
Posted: 2009-12-22 07:22:25 Report Reply
I can't I'm literaly glued to this chair

go out and kill a wild pig with only a spoon.
Posted: 2009-12-22 08:11:32 Report Reply
Logos385
Logos385
Rank: #181
Can't, too easy.

Go grow some chest hair.
Posted: 2009-12-22 08:36:01 Report Reply
jjboi69
jjboi69
Rank: #494
cant im only 4

go get raped by pedobear
Posted: 2009-12-22 08:46:58 Report Reply
can't he only rapes little kids

go do a dirty job with mike rowe
Posted: 2009-12-22 08:55:00 Report Reply
Darkhour
Darkhour
Rank: #150
sorry, don't have a job

have fun
Posted: 2009-12-22 09:21:18 Report Reply
cant im board
go see the eight wonders.
Posted: 2009-12-22 09:52:39 Report Reply
ghettoshen
ghettoshen
Rank: #76
Can't, theres nine.

Go break your xbox.
Posted: 2009-12-22 10:39:48 Report Reply
too bad, mines already broken.

Downrate my comment/response.
Posted: 2009-12-22 10:49:02 Report Reply
cant it will change the order.

destroy sharenator
Posted: 2009-12-22 10:52:44 Report Reply
zooboy338
zooboy338
Rank: #234
cant my ninja army is busy fighting some chick

go make me a rocking chair
Posted: 2009-12-22 11:11:02 Report Reply
skadoosh
skadoosh
Rank: #371
cant my hands were eaten by a rabbit

go hunt me a bear
Posted: 2009-12-22 11:12:21 Report Reply
cant i got mauled by one last week

go make a small child cry
Posted: 2009-12-22 11:22:35 Report Reply
zooboy338
zooboy338
Rank: #234
cant...got arested last time...long story

go bake some cookies
Posted: 2009-12-22 11:32:46 Report Reply
bradddp
bradddp
Rank: #1909
can't, i cant afford a tooth brush,

go fuck a goat
Posted: 2009-12-22 11:47:36 Report Reply
Kradon666
Kradon666
Rank: #46
Already did that once.... This was the result... D:

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Go play with pedobear.
Posted: 2009-12-22 11:51:09 Report Reply
skadoosh
skadoosh
Rank: #371
cant he got a restraining order (long story)

go fight crime
Posted: 2009-12-22 13:08:31 Report Reply
Don't I deserve to have a little laugh every once in a while? I get messages from crazy people asking me to help 24/7.
Posted: 2009-12-22 13:12:10 Report Reply
matt1584
matt1584
Rank: #81
YOU DIDNT ASK A QUESTION!!!! ill cover you.

Go get a job
Posted: 2009-12-23 06:43:42 Report Reply
cant, the lawn gnome ninjas will get me if i go outside.

now go outside
Posted: 2009-12-23 07:20:06 Report Reply
Dragkyre
Dragkyre
Rank: #38
Can't im a vampire and its daytime

Now go Take over Sweden
Posted: 2010-02-08 01:27:55 Report Reply
Go back to your room you ungratful hobo you are such a disapointment
Posted: 2009-12-24 12:31:50 Report Reply
xiclown
xiclown
Rank: #247
can't must post on sharenator

go die in a hole
Posted: 2009-12-23 07:45:15 Report Reply
ghettoshen
ghettoshen
Rank: #76
Can't, my face is gone.

Kill a cute kitten.
Posted: 2009-12-23 07:45:29 Report Reply
zooboy338
zooboy338
Rank: #234
can't out of bullets

go get me a banana
Posted: 2009-12-23 12:23:31 Report Reply
can't they are out of season.


go crab fishing
Posted: 2009-12-23 17:50:25 Report Reply
No, I can't or Jack Bauer will hunt me down. And make me cry.

go to bed!
Posted: 2009-12-23 17:51:49 Report Reply
wolfman
wolfman
Rank: #155
Sorry, i was already Performing a Stress Level Evaluation and Examination Program (S.L.E.E.P.)

Go Hug a Tree.
Posted: 2009-12-23 18:03:08 Report Reply
Noooo, im watching 24.

Go find a job!
Posted: 2009-12-23 18:09:13 Report Reply
ghettoshen
ghettoshen
Rank: #76
Can't I'm busy drinking vodka.

Go crap yourself.
Posted: 2009-12-23 18:10:16 Report Reply
too late.

go break your leg.
Posted: 2009-12-24 12:06:14 Report Reply
zooboy338
zooboy338
Rank: #234
cant im Superman.

go have a great holiday season
Posted: 2009-12-24 12:12:54 Report Reply
nevorak
nevorak
Rank: #534
cant im screwge

steal a million dollars from me
Posted: 2009-12-24 12:34:39 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
Rank: #59
scrooge
Posted: 2009-12-24 18:42:43 Report Reply
stevendat
stevendat
Rank: #841
Don't need to, I'm a billionaire.


Do my homework.
Posted: 2009-12-24 17:59:52 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
Rank: #59
can't, you are not paying me enough.

shoot down santa.
Posted: 2009-12-24 18:42:30 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
Rank: #59
just something a little festive since it is 20 min until christmas
Posted: 2009-12-24 18:43:16 Report Reply
ghettoshen
ghettoshen
Rank: #76
It's an hour and twenty in Texas....
Posted: 2009-12-24 18:46:46 Report Reply
defmid26
defmid26
Rank: #59
im in North Carolina, so eight minutes now
Posted: 2009-12-24 18:53:13 Report Reply
stevendat
stevendat
Rank: #841
Can't I want my presents this year.

Go to the moon.
Posted: 2010-01-04 17:47:38 Report Reply
draggoon
draggoon
Rank: #431
cant i had to give my car to the loan sharks

go watch twilight
Posted: 2010-01-05 09:52:30 Report Reply
Zink
Zink
Rank: #128
sorry, iv alreaddy had gay sex twice today

get me a kidney
Posted: 2010-01-11 12:23:41 Report Reply
cant chuck norris will just take it from you again

catch that pokemon
Posted: 2010-01-11 12:48:58 Report Reply
Kojira
Kojira
Rank: #258
can't out of pokeballs

go and find the City of Atlantis
Posted: 2010-01-15 17:34:26 Report Reply
gw2250
gw2250
Rank: #77
cant chuck norris hid it

give me a million dollars
Posted: 2010-02-10 13:23:12 Report Reply
Armork66
Armork66
Rank: #108
Can't, I don't know how to swim

Click the [X] at the top right corner of your screen
Posted: 2010-01-15 17:46:50 Report Reply
Khurupt
Khurupt
Rank: #524
If you pick mine up from your moms we can trade.

can you light my fart on fire?
Posted: 2010-02-09 22:56:45 Report Reply
pato26
pato26
Rank: #199
cant i dont know what the f###k that is


say you love bacon
Posted: 2010-02-10 14:35:18 Report Reply
Can't, have to do a poo

Go wash your socks
Posted: 2010-01-05 03:28:54 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
Can't, left them at your mums

Go get them for me
Posted: 2010-01-05 03:55:09 Report Reply
Can't Im too busy fighting Megatron

go slide over the hood of your car like the Duke boys
Posted: 2010-01-05 07:16:40 Report Reply
Jofus1992
Jofus1992
Rank: #68
Can't I have no legs.

Can you do it for me and pick up my socks from your moms?

(thanx for the idea dannyl)
Posted: 2010-02-08 01:17:35 Report Reply
Goober
Goober
Rank: #250
Can't, i'm looking for Peter Griffin.

Go win the superbowl for me.
Posted: 2010-02-10 13:38:50 Report Reply
Bigpat330
Bigpat330
Rank: #437
Cant i play for the Browns.

go make me a bologna sandwich
Posted: 2010-02-10 13:57:28 Report Reply
dhuegz100
Rank: #899
can't i'm out of bologna


go shovel my driveway
Posted: 2010-02-10 14:55:41 Report Reply
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