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  • 14

    I hate when i forget my dick at other peoples house :/

    i feel your pain bro....... mind bringing me mine back...its in the kitchen
    - xxkisamexx July 9, 2011, 8:16 pm
    i hate leaving my swagg on at night and waking up covered in bitches
    - awesomeeeee July 10, 2011, 7:56 am
    - mackenzieBizzatch July 10, 2011, 6:57 pm
    You don't count, you're on the internet.
    - FireRoastedFire July 13, 2011, 11:23 am
    Your face doesn't count? ;L
    - mackenzieBizzatch July 15, 2011, 1:11 am
    Well, I am not a woman, so you are correct.
    - FireRoastedFire July 15, 2011, 2:26 am
    - MalverdeAl100 July 15, 2011, 11:41 am
    Haha why would you hate that though. You gay?
    - MalverdeAl100 July 15, 2011, 11:42 am
    i mean female dogs by bitches so thats why i hate it
    - awesomeeeee July 15, 2011, 11:47 am
    Ahh. I see how that can get annoying
    - MalverdeAl100 July 15, 2011, 11:49 am
    it gets very annoying
    - awesomeeeee July 15, 2011, 11:52 am
    - mackenzieBizzatch July 17, 2011, 8:47 pm
    Um, what?

    I meant according to the rules of the internet, there are no women on the internet... Plus, you asked if my face counts. Well, no. I am not a woman, thus my face is not. Lol.
    - FireRoastedFire July 18, 2011, 2:27 am
    Well that's sexist, hence my prevous comment. I don't care though. I'm not like, standing up for women's rights or anything :p
    Plus, it wasn't a question. You said "you don't count" so I said "your face"
    Your answer makes no sense. You said I don't count because I'm a woman on the internet. And you just said you said, "You asked if my face counts. Well, no." If my face doesn't count because I'm a chick, your face SHOULD count because you are a man.
    - mackenzieBizzatch July 19, 2011, 3:27 pm
    I wasn't being sexist, I was merely pointing out a well known rule of the internet. Let me explain my train of thought:

    awesomeeeee made his somment about leaving his swag on and waking up covered in bitches. Well, you reply 'awkward', and your name being "mackenzieBizzatch" (refering to the second part of your name)I saw it in my head that he woke up with you there. Thus, your reply of awkward was in response to that. Now, I realize that you are actually a women, but by the rules of the internet, there are no women, thus my initial reply of 'you don't count, you're on the internet'.

    For future reference, everything I say (or type if you will), unless otherwise noted, is all in jest and good fun. If I offended you in any way, I am sorry for the misunderstanding.
    - FireRoastedFire July 20, 2011, 3:00 am
    I'm too lazy to type a really long response. obvious misunderstanding here. I wasn't offended at all.
    - mackenzieBizzatch July 20, 2011, 10:34 pm
  • 2

    XD Betty Low

    • TexBex
    • July 11, 2011, 4:06 am
    But you're Becky, not Betty....

    ...Is your last name Low???
    - FireRoastedFire July 13, 2011, 11:23 am
    It's short for Battery Low lol!
    - TexBex July 13, 2011, 11:47 am
    I know, I was making a joke, Bex.
    - FireRoastedFire July 14, 2011, 3:32 am
    ...I was too. Guess I shouldn't quit my day job! :P
    - TexBex July 14, 2011, 4:29 am
    Lol, me neither I suppose.
    - FireRoastedFire July 14, 2011, 4:33 am
  • 1

    man i love this stuff its so fucking funny

    • bliss
    • May 23, 2012, 10:56 pm
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