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Posted: 2011-07-09 10:05:18
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I hate when i forget my dick at other peoples house :/
i feel your pain bro....... mind bringing me mine back...its in the kitchen
i hate leaving my swagg on at night and waking up covered in bitches
You don't count, you're on the internet.
Well, I am not a woman, so you are correct.
HUR HUR HUR SEXISM IS SO FUNNY
Um, what?
I meant according to the rules of the internet, there are no women on the internet... Plus, you asked if my face counts. Well, no. I am not a woman, thus my face is not. Lol.
I meant according to the rules of the internet, there are no women on the internet... Plus, you asked if my face counts. Well, no. I am not a woman, thus my face is not. Lol.
Well that's sexist, hence my prevous comment. I don't care though. I'm not like, standing up for women's rights or anything :p
Plus, it wasn't a question. You said "you don't count" so I said "your face"
Your answer makes no sense. You said I don't count because I'm a woman on the internet. And you just said you said, "You asked if my face counts. Well, no." If my face doesn't count because I'm a chick, your face SHOULD count because you are a man.
:D
Plus, it wasn't a question. You said "you don't count" so I said "your face"
Your answer makes no sense. You said I don't count because I'm a woman on the internet. And you just said you said, "You asked if my face counts. Well, no." If my face doesn't count because I'm a chick, your face SHOULD count because you are a man.
:D
I wasn't being sexist, I was merely pointing out a well known rule of the internet. Let me explain my train of thought:
awesomeeeee made his somment about leaving his swag on and waking up covered in bitches. Well, you reply 'awkward', and your name being "mackenzieBizzatch" (refering to the second part of your name)I saw it in my head that he woke up with you there. Thus, your reply of awkward was in response to that. Now, I realize that you are actually a women, but by the rules of the internet, there are no women, thus my initial reply of 'you don't count, you're on the internet'.
For future reference, everything I say (or type if you will), unless otherwise noted, is all in jest and good fun. If I offended you in any way, I am sorry for the misunderstanding.
awesomeeeee made his somment about leaving his swag on and waking up covered in bitches. Well, you reply 'awkward', and your name being "mackenzieBizzatch" (refering to the second part of your name)I saw it in my head that he woke up with you there. Thus, your reply of awkward was in response to that. Now, I realize that you are actually a women, but by the rules of the internet, there are no women, thus my initial reply of 'you don't count, you're on the internet'.
For future reference, everything I say (or type if you will), unless otherwise noted, is all in jest and good fun. If I offended you in any way, I am sorry for the misunderstanding.
Posted: 2011-07-20 03:00:49 Report
I'm too lazy to type a really long response. obvious misunderstanding here. I wasn't offended at all.
Haha why would you hate that though. You gay?
i mean female dogs by bitches so thats why i hate it
Ahh. I see how that can get annoying
But you're Becky, not Betty....
...Is your last name Low???
...Is your last name Low???
I know, I was making a joke, Bex.
