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Posted: 2011-07-09 10:05:18

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  • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-07-09 10:16:54
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    I hate when i forget my dick at other peoples house :/
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    • xxkisamexx - replied 2011-07-09 20:16:34
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      i feel your pain bro....... mind bringing me mine back...its in the kitchen
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    • awesomeeeee - replied 2011-07-10 07:56:33
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      i hate leaving my swagg on at night and waking up covered in bitches
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      • mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-07-10 18:57:28
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        awkward.
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        • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-07-13 11:23:28
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          You don't count, you're on the internet.
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          • mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-07-15 01:11:47
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            Your face doesn't count? ;L
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            • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-07-15 02:26:04
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              Well, I am not a woman, so you are correct.
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              • mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-07-17 20:47:39
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                HUR HUR HUR SEXISM IS SO FUNNY
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                • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-07-18 02:27:35
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                  Um, what?

                  I meant according to the rules of the internet, there are no women on the internet... Plus, you asked if my face counts. Well, no. I am not a woman, thus my face is not. Lol.
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                  • mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-07-19 15:27:42
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                    Well that's sexist, hence my prevous comment. I don't care though. I'm not like, standing up for women's rights or anything :p
                    Plus, it wasn't a question. You said "you don't count" so I said "your face"
                    Your answer makes no sense. You said I don't count because I'm a woman on the internet. And you just said you said, "You asked if my face counts. Well, no." If my face doesn't count because I'm a chick, your face SHOULD count because you are a man.
                    :D
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                    • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-07-20 03:00:49
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                      I wasn't being sexist, I was merely pointing out a well known rule of the internet. Let me explain my train of thought:

                      awesomeeeee made his somment about leaving his swag on and waking up covered in bitches. Well, you reply 'awkward', and your name being "mackenzieBizzatch" (refering to the second part of your name)I saw it in my head that he woke up with you there. Thus, your reply of awkward was in response to that. Now, I realize that you are actually a women, but by the rules of the internet, there are no women, thus my initial reply of 'you don't count, you're on the internet'.

                      For future reference, everything I say (or type if you will), unless otherwise noted, is all in jest and good fun. If I offended you in any way, I am sorry for the misunderstanding.
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                  • mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-07-20 22:34:19
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                    I'm too lazy to type a really long response. obvious misunderstanding here. I wasn't offended at all.
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      • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-07-15 11:42:06
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        Haha why would you hate that though. You gay?
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        • awesomeeeee - replied 2011-07-15 11:47:19
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          i mean female dogs by bitches so thats why i hate it
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          • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-07-15 11:49:06
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            Ahh. I see how that can get annoying
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            • awesomeeeee - replied 2011-07-15 11:52:37
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              it gets very annoying
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  • TexBex - replied 2011-07-11 04:06:12
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    XD Betty Low
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    • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-07-13 11:23:06
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      But you're Becky, not Betty....

      ...Is your last name Low???
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      • TexBex - replied 2011-07-13 11:47:00
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        It's short for Battery Low lol!
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        • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-07-14 03:32:40
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          I know, I was making a joke, Bex.
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          • TexBex - replied 2011-07-14 04:29:16
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            ...I was too. Guess I shouldn't quit my day job! :P
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            • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-07-14 04:33:34
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              Lol, me neither I suppose.
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  • bliss - replied 2012-05-23 22:56:59
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    man i love this stuff its so fucking funny
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