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It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank Everyone for coming, many from Long distances, to support them At their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation He said he wanted to give everyone A special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to Everyone, and asked them to Open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious Of them weeks earlier and had Hired a private detective to tail Them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions For a couple of minutes, he Turned to the best man and Said, 'F---you!' Then he turned To his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the Dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled First thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding Immediately after finding out About the affair, this Guy goes through with the Charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the Bride's' and best man's reputations In front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of Church bells.



Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' Commercial out of this?



Elegant wedding reception For 300 family members and Friends: $32,000.

Deluxe two-week Honeymoon accommodations In Maui : $8,500.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000


The look on everyone's face When they see the 8x10 glossy Of the bride humping the best Man: Priceless.

There are some things money Can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD
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Posted: 2009-05-23 09:24:23

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  • JLick - replied 2009-05-23 14:39:55
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    Tell me this wasn't funny xD
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    • 720Z - replied 2010-02-01 13:55:11
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      ok this isnt funny but why would you want to hear that?

      bc it is
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    • ghettoshen - replied 2009-05-23 19:43:26
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      This wasn't funny......





      jk
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  • Paul - replied 2009-05-24 12:18:10
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    Perfect revenge.
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  • Kakuzu - replied 2009-05-24 16:44:08
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    omg beautiful revenge and i like the ending lmao!!! MASTERCARD
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    • JLick - replied 2009-05-24 17:07:51
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      OFC it wouldn't be a public commercial, but just thinking of it is funny as hell!
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  • stubbornmarshal - replied 2009-06-01 20:15:01
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    Wow. that's funny. Must have taken alot to do that. That guy deserves a high five, and a giant cookie from me.lol
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  • peace - replied 2010-01-31 04:23:28
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    Oh my that's great payback
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  • sabresfan74 - replied 2010-01-31 05:49:28
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    Best wedding ever
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  • Bigpat330 - replied 2010-01-31 06:30:51
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    Pay Back at its finest
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  • Inzanepiratical - replied 2010-02-02 11:05:54
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    FLAWLESS VICTORY
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  • truesay - replied 2010-03-17 15:19:47
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    that guy has more balls then the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's.
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  • ember - replied 2010-03-18 14:33:07
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    :D win.
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