Engineering Conversion Cheat Sheet

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1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi


2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton


3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope


4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond


5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram


6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong


7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year


8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling


9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon


10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz


11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower


12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line


13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds


14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton


15. 1000 ccs of wet socks = 1 literhosen


16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

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Posted: 2011-09-23 15:52:45
Psst.

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TheSnow
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This is pretty punny...
Posted: 2011-09-23 17:24:58 Report Reply
bufus101
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lololololololol
Posted: 2011-09-24 03:01:49 Report Reply
more metric would be better
Posted: 2011-12-13 08:29:15 Report Reply

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