Chuck Norris can only feel like Chuck Norris:Regret is beyond him. No woman can pleasure him. chuck norris only hands out fear. rage is for those who he handed rage out to! Chuck norris never desires he only gets anything he fucking wants. Chuck norris once said, "Shame? Shame is for queers. nuf said." One would have to touch Chuck norris for him to suffer. Disgust is not in his dictionary. Chuck norris knows all and nothings surprises him. Confident,... confidence is a side effect of being Chuck Norris. guilt, would mean that he did something wrong, chuck norris is never wrong, NEVER. chuck norris, created love, the only time he ever felt it was for a split second before he broke the mirror in front of him. After that he decided to use his ultimate chuck norris-ness-es to spread the feeling to the world.
In my diagnoses this poster is wrong.-

i saw that on a t-shirt

i like it

go chuck norris!!XO

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Chuck Noris dosnt mowe his lawn, he stares at the grass and dairs it to grow

he doesn't buy coffee from anywhere.. he grinds the beans with his beard and he boils water just from sheer rage.

Chuck norris does not feel.