Emergency Room Trip

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt and wore my new hat that
I had purchased off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the hat and patch:
borderpatrol - emergency room trip


It also works at DMV … it saved me 5 hours
And the Laundromat three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine most still running.
Don’t try it at McDonald’s, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.

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  • 3

    We can't figure out of it's out of respect for the position, or not being a legal immigrant...

    • Dawn
    • July 15, 2010, 5:29 pm
    Shhh, they're sensitive and had trouble agreeing on which.
    - iGreenDay November 23, 2010, 12:13 pm
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  • 3

    lmao it the 2nd reason dawn

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  • 1

    I live in AZ, i should do this and walk the streets lol

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  • 1

    lmao that would be funny

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  • 1

    i need to get me some of those

    • gw2250
    • July 15, 2010, 6:33 pm
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  • 1

    this would be fun to do during spud harvest.

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  • 1

    lolz sell it to me?

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  • 1

    hahaha

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  • 1

    Don't try it at home depot half the store would be empty

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  • 1

    you guys seen that bit from machete where like 3 guys are asking jessica alba for work she falshes the customs and immigration badge and they all take off

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  • 1

    haha kind of messed up...

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  • 1

    i had to wait 3 hours before i got seen and i had a hole under my lip that went all the way to my mouth. I was pissed.

    • Zayne32
    • November 23, 2010, 5:54 pm
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