Emergency Room Trip
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt and wore my new hat that
I had purchased off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the hat and patch:
It also works at DMV … it saved me 5 hours
And the Laundromat three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine most still running.
Don’t try it at McDonald’s, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt and wore my new hat that
I had purchased off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the hat and patch:

It also works at DMV … it saved me 5 hours
And the Laundromat three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine most still running.
Don’t try it at McDonald’s, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
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Posted: 2010-07-15 13:02:07
Psst.
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I live in AZ, i should do this and walk the streets lol
this would be fun to do during spud harvest.