Welcome friends, family, PwnzElite*glares* to Ember What the Fuck two. It has been about a year since I have aloud you the honor of lisning to me ramble on and on and on and…you get the picture. I am allowing for you to read it again, yay for you!
*Voices clap*yes they can clap
*ember bows*
Now let’s get this show on the road.
It is 11:30 I like ll: 30, no I don’t. Yes I do. Lies. No yes. WTF I thought I saw something but it wasn’t there. I want to read my book but if I do my mom will know I’m awake…Then she will take my computer. Noooooooooo not my computer but yes my computer is shiny. No it’s not stop lying. It’s shiny…. I don’t want to go to school tomorrow. My school aria was supposed to get raped by a snow storm but noooooooooooooooooooooooo, it wasn’t even an inch. I couldn’t make cracky the gay emo snowman. I’ll just draw some more pictures of him.Oh and Dora the striper, and Amy the 2 in the afternoon workday striper, and Merman Jesus, and unicorn man!
And then I asked myself what would Jesus do so I didn’t exist. I love Bo Burnham. My mom was picking on me all day, I was looking at some band I don’t remember who it was. But my mom said I should get it I was like NO! All their songs basically say I love girls because they are pretty and I love them It’s so shiny. Not the it’s so shiny part I don’t know why that’s there. But for the rest of the day she kept calling me a lesbian, I was like WTF I was saying what the band was saying, that wasn’t me it was them. I just don’t want to date the dicks at my school. I’m not interested in looking for a future husband right now! Also none of them like games enough. But she kept going on it, I’m going to need conciling when I’m older.
I want to learn how to play the bagpipes, I like bagpipes. Most people are like bagpipes suck and I’m like yay bagpipes! If I ever learn how to play the bagpipes I would play them all the time. Like I did with my trumpet, I played at least two hours a day some times more, the rest of the day was keeping it clean and shiny. It was so shiny I could use it as a mirror. I loved my trumpet. My dad made me quit, he said I didn’t practice enough I will always hate him for making me quit. I was the best trumpet player in my school to, I memorized all my music. Forget your stand no problem Ember doesn’t need hers. I still can do all the finger movements perfectly, I could probably rejoin band if I had the money. But my dad took that to… trumpet.
Have you seen that thing? I don’t know what thing it is. The thing is the thing ting that sings things while it sells rings. Say it ten times fast. I hate Justin Bibber soooooooooooooooo much it hurts. I haveoneof her songs stuck in my head, I was like baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby no why can’t you be mine. Do you want to know why? I will tell you why! She found out that you have a vagina, that’s why. Have fun in north koria bitch. Corea karia shit I can’t spell it… one more for the list of things I don’t know how to do. It will be right after sleep and right before not anoying every one on the map! World… whatever. I’m the map I’m the map I’m the map I’m the map I’m the maaaaaaaaaaap! Seriously who came up with that and why don’t I have one.
I’m the flying banana cat I’m the flying banana cat I’m the flying banana cat I’m the flying banana cat I’m the flying banana caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat that’s why your head will explode from the awesome, or it’s not very catchy or easy to sing neh. It drowned out biber. And he’s back The only solution to this problem is fire! But I can’t leave my computer yet its only 12:11 I have to wait ‘till 12:30 and then to Sparta! Sparta, Sparta, Sparta, Sparta, we love you! That was a song. I think one day I will make it longer, it will sell for one billon dollars! Lamp, I need a lamp. I need a lamp not a lamp lamp, I want the lamp that ginies come out of I would get three wishes. I want my trumpet back, I want Sparta, and I want to rule the world. My first law would be no sleep ever! Because I think the world would be more fun if everyone never slept. It’s been working for me yay! Hazzah! Woot!
I’m a banana I’m a banana I’m a banana LOOK AT ME MOVE! I love that song my friend hates it. But then again she hates a lot of things, like me telling her to put on her thinking sombrero. Or if we all were super heroes she wouldn’t have a cape she would have a poncho. I haven’t told he the last one yet, I think I’ll tell her tomorrow. Why is she friends with me? You would think she would be like I’m done with you insisting that my mom’s not a Mexican but a rushin spy, and that I’m Rexicon. There is no darkroom ghost so stop trying to make me feel bad by saying that if you go in there alone you are going to be raped. And no I didn’t hop a fence on my way to school!
I feel kinda bad for her maybe I’ll let up a bit… But her mom isn’t Mexican she a rushion spy who married yesicas dad as a cover story moveing to America when yesica was eight to destroy us. It’s true! It’s 12:26 four more minutes of this yay for you! Uhhhhhhhhhhh I like pandas, I will use my last four minutes to write the panda song…
I like pandas I really do. I like pandas they aren’t racist against blacks or whites. But if you’re Mexican run away. They are cute they are cuddly they will rape and kill you for your jacket. They like to eat yes they do. They can breathe fire no really they can, only to select individuals who complete panda training. I like pandas yes I do if you don’t like them GTFO.
That’s going to sell a lot.
My time here is up! Have a safe drive home everybody!
Yes, I know my spellings bad.
*fly’s away*