I lost it at #7

True story. The very first earthquake we had ever felt in the new house in CA was like a 2.0 and I hit my head on the coffee table because it wiggled me off the couch which led to the discovery that Rachel had stuck gummy bears to my face while I was asleep and the dogs were eating them.

i knew these would come sooner or later

man i heard about that crap no i just heard about it didnt feel a god damn thing it was like 3 hours later when my grandma told me we had one i found out about it ahhh fallout how you make me oblivious to all less awesome things