<djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
<djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
<djahandarie> while i program lines
<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
<djahandarie> word, son
<http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
<http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
<http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
<http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
<http402> Cut the crap rap,
<http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
<http402> Grab your AIM chat,
<http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
<http402> peace
<djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
<djahandarie> while i got other plans
<djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
<djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
<djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
<djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
<djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
<http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
<http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
<http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
<http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
<http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
<http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
<http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
<http402> Face it. I rule.
<djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
<djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
<djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
<djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
<djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
<djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
<djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
<djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
<djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
<djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
<http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
<http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
<http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
<http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
<http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
<http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
<http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
<http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
<http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
<http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
<http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
<djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
<djahandarie> You win haha
* http402 takes a bow

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  • 3

    Don’t read into it too much

    I hear you rappin but I think I heard enough

    Your sh** is dead and outdated

    top notch to the top, I’m rated

    while you still freestylin and masterbatin

    I’m cold I know, I gotta reason to be

    24 years old, and no one seems to see

    that I’m worth my weight in gold and still disease free

    Just gimme a chance, I will show the world, you’ll see

    even if I gotta take down my pants and show everybody on t.v.

    if ya fuc* with me ya fuc*in with a p.I.m.p./

  • 2

    Never gonna change till the day I die
    ur body lookin when I walk by
    no ones the same when ya bring the fame
    ur body lookin fo someone to blame
    invest in a gat just to keep these bitc*es tame

    I require more than bein hard
    dress in the right attire aint no need fo' a body gaurd
    I listen to people but the aint listen back
    address the press by startin a attack
    im back fo the first time
    ya aint hear me for' must be a crime
    workin 9 to 5 and 5 to 9
    know this shi* so much I could go in blind
    battle ten of ya bitc*es and come out just fine


    so many peeps wanna battle me
    but I know its me ya envy
    Eyes so glossy from me bein bossy
    never cross me and this could be friendly
    but as soon as ya get cocky its goin bloody like i said g
    principal of the matter is ya aint got what it takes
    bein sensible, take the ladder and pick up the cakes
    cause you be lookin fatter from eatin too many peanut butter pancakes

    eat that

  • 1

    haha thats great +3 :)

  • 1

    +3 for u lol

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