Dreams?
OK, i'll start you off
it was 2005 in my old primary school and we got a new swmmin' pool in the yard (no idea why). i come out of school and see everyone is havin a good time. then the grim reaper cums thru the new school gates and is then after me. i run round school sreamin my little arse off and run to some nearby flats and i cant get in the flat (im like a minted sprinter so i gapped the dude like im a lettuce in the wind flyin away from a hungry snail). i eventually get up in and up the stairs wiv the reaper right behind me and i shut the door on im, and then the door breaks (DAMN!!!). then i switch to the next room and der's a depressed clown and some random kids(WTF?!) they hear mi screamin and kill the grim reaper (HOW?!) an dats it!
i no ur all thinkin WTF but that is the point of this post
ill love to read some of yours!!! you've had a laugh, know its my turn!!!
it was 2005 in my old primary school and we got a new swmmin' pool in the yard (no idea why). i come out of school and see everyone is havin a good time. then the grim reaper cums thru the new school gates and is then after me. i run round school sreamin my little arse off and run to some nearby flats and i cant get in the flat (im like a minted sprinter so i gapped the dude like im a lettuce in the wind flyin away from a hungry snail). i eventually get up in and up the stairs wiv the reaper right behind me and i shut the door on im, and then the door breaks (DAMN!!!). then i switch to the next room and der's a depressed clown and some random kids(WTF?!) they hear mi screamin and kill the grim reaper (HOW?!) an dats it!
i no ur all thinkin WTF but that is the point of this post
ill love to read some of yours!!! you've had a laugh, know its my turn!!!
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Posted: 2010-01-21 08:21:24
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I was at an underground station and I had a poorly cat in my hand and I was chasing a vet who was on the tube and then this Man stuck his arm out as I run past and hit me really hard in the face,and put his foot on my throat and when i woke up(next to a hot blonde who I picked up that night)I had a really,really small nose bleed but I just wiped it and It was gone and I went back to fuckin this Blonde ha ha bet ur jealous!
i woke up one day and i saw a huge lever in the landing next to the airing cupboard and everyone told me not to pull it so (me being me) i pulled it and all the lights flashed red. next thing I know I'm in my front driveway kicking in my parents heads because i found out they are demons with wierd eye tattoos on their ancles.
i know you r thinking wtf but not even i know what is going on in my head.
i know you r thinking wtf but not even i know what is going on in my head.
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