Don't piss off the bin-men

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  • Dannyl
  • October 11, 2010, 6:54 am
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    In the states they call the bin-men the garbage man. What other kind of English slang you got? Do you guys really call cigarettes fags? Is the phone a telly? A vagina a muff? My favorite is when English call someone a wanker. Americans just call someone a dick instead of wanker. I don't know why. Wanker is a great word, we should use it more in the states. Dick is more versatile though. You can use dickhead or dickface. You can't really use wanker-head or wanker-face. Or is calling someone a wanker like calling them a jerk-off? Anyway cool post. +3

    "Is the phone a telly?" LMAO!! EPIC FAIL. Telly=television
    - Jozzoh October 11, 2010, 9:36 pm
    That's why I'm asking man. It's a learning process. lol
    - CaptinCrunk October 11, 2010, 9:38 pm
    This comment is funnier than the post! LMAO!! +1
    - juniper October 11, 2010, 9:39 pm
    We call cigarette's Cigarettes or cigs lol - telly - TV etc, muff lol not every1 says that but theres a lot of names for it a swell

    if that helps
    - miketehpope October 11, 2010, 9:49 pm
    I always laugh at that kids' show Arthur, one of the characters name is muffy.
    - Jozzoh October 11, 2010, 9:55 pm
    yeah we call them fags
    some people call vagina muff but not many, we have many names for it (fanny is a vagina here, not an ass). a great one you probably don't have in america is klunge.
    wanker is used quite a bit, because it's great fun to say. we use dick as well.
    there are many many more, please see urban dictionary
    - Dannyl October 11, 2010, 11:04 pm
    muffy was hot dude
    - CaptinCrunk October 11, 2010, 11:10 pm
    Klunge! That's a great one. (Going off the first definition in urban dictionary.) I'd be using the phrase, "Time to plunge the klunge." Also wanker is fun to say. I'm gonna start calling people that.
    - CaptinCrunk October 11, 2010, 11:14 pm
    good man, spread the love
    - Dannyl October 11, 2010, 11:46 pm
    - Jackylegs October 12, 2010, 12:00 am
    Not meaning to plug one of my posts, but i feel you'd probably enjoy this - http://www.sharenator.com/Delaware_Masturbators_March_Against_ODonnell/

    what a bunch of wankers
    - Dannyl October 12, 2010, 12:45 am
    I call cigarettes fags or cigs, but I also call people a fag from time to time, because it always sounds better when said by a northerner ;) a phone's just a phone, but we call mobiles a mobile not a cell phone. Also I vary between calling people a wanker or a dick. Also jerk-off has made a reappearance in my vocabulary recently as well. I hope that helps :D
    - SuDoku October 12, 2010, 1:06 am
    really? jerk-off has never taken off in my area. also douche and douchebag is avoided at all costs as that's a purely american insult.

    nob-jockey is always a good one, as well as bellend
    - Dannyl October 12, 2010, 1:13 am
    Bellend, yes, but not as popular as it used to be
    Jerkoff, yes, and as if you don't use douchebag!! One of the most commonly used insults around here! lol
    - SuDoku October 12, 2010, 1:15 am
    Really? You'd just get mocked for using douchebag down here
    - Dannyl October 12, 2010, 1:27 am
    I dunno, it might be the way it's pronounced with the southern accent making it sound weird. The way we talk up here, it doesn't sound American or anything, it's like you'd probably get mocked if you called a northerner a fag because to us, the accent makes it sound ridiculous coming from a southerner (no offence)
    - SuDoku October 12, 2010, 1:31 am
    Well i'll be a brummie soon so i'll be smack-bang in the middle. Will still have southern accent though, thankfully xD
    - Dannyl October 12, 2010, 1:40 am
    Oh yeah well I'd rather have a southern accent than a Brum accent, got to pity the poor sods, then again I'm not that far from the Scouse ;)
    - SuDoku October 12, 2010, 1:44 am
    urgh @ you
    - Dannyl October 12, 2010, 1:50 am
    Haha thanks! I don' have a Scouse accent XD don't worry.
    - SuDoku October 12, 2010, 1:51 am
    What about "wank stain" and "muff diving" they're pretty good!!

    There's always the saying "I'm off to bum a fag!" meaning I'm going to borrow a Cigarette.
    - Math October 12, 2010, 1:57 pm
    Great insult. I use it regularly. +1
    - GinjaNinja October 12, 2010, 2:02 pm
    Look out for He-Man's wank-stains
    - CaptinCrunk October 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
    This one is better than He-man :

    http://www.sharenator.com/Guy_caught_masterbating_in_office/

    The Boss wins!
    - Michiel1994 January 7, 2011, 7:14 am
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    hahaha thats fucked up

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