Dildos!

Do You Have Dildos

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do".

"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuu..........inggg ttthingggg offffff?"

  • gw2250
  • December 13, 2011, 11:01 pm
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  • 9

    1459 oh god meme

    • Legacy
    • December 14, 2011, 2:21 am
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  • 2

    reminds me of the magic dildo joke (very nsfw) ill post it up later

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  • 1

    EWWWWWWW

    you know you lol
    - gw2250 December 14, 2011, 2:21 am
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    lolololololololololololololololol very funny +3

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  • 1

    dil - dildos!

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  • 0

    holy shit that's great

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  • 0

    no me gusta - dildos!

    • Stpehen
    • December 14, 2011, 7:10 am
    No mi gusta.*
    - Turtlestlker December 14, 2011, 11:56 am
    Actually, it is "no me gusta". Me=I

    Mi=my

    You sir, have failed at being a Spanish grammar nazi.
    - Stpehen December 14, 2011, 3:31 pm
    Thats 1 semester of Spanish 1 level of expertise.
    - Turtlestlker December 14, 2011, 6:39 pm
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