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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do".

"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuu..........inggg ttthingggg offffff?"


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Posted: 2011-12-13 23:01:35
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Legacy
Legacy
Rank: #157

1459 oh god meme - Dildos!

Posted: 2011-12-14 02:21:53 Report Reply
reminds me of the magic dildo joke (very nsfw) ill post it up later
Posted: 2011-12-14 04:11:20 Report Reply
moelester
moelester
Rank: #57
EWWWWWWW
Posted: 2011-12-14 02:09:09 Report Reply
gw2250
gw2250
Rank: #65
you know you lol
Posted: 2011-12-14 02:21:10 Report Reply
Posted: 2011-12-14 04:16:13 Report Reply
lolololololololololololololololol very funny +3
Posted: 2011-12-14 04:27:49 Report Reply
CaptinCrunk
CaptinCrunk
Rank: #5

dil - Dildos!

Posted: 2011-12-14 19:18:01 Report Reply

tumblr ll7q6e7tUz1qk3d2xo1 500 - Dildos!



Posted: 2011-12-14 23:38:05 Report Reply
holy shit that's great
Posted: 2011-12-14 01:16:47 Report Reply
Stpehen
Stpehen
Rank: #659

no me gusta - Dildos!

Posted: 2011-12-14 07:10:11 Report Reply
No mi gusta.*
Posted: 2011-12-14 11:56:53 Report Reply
Stpehen
Stpehen
Rank: #659
Actually, it is "no me gusta". Me=I

Mi=my

You sir, have failed at being a Spanish grammar nazi.
Posted: 2011-12-14 15:31:39 Report Reply
Thats 1 semester of Spanish 1 level of expertise.
Posted: 2011-12-14 18:39:37 Report Reply

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