Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. Nerds win. Fuck you.

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willwhite007 - replied 2010-04-06 05:45:41

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pretty much... Brains over brawn , but I would be happy being MJ any day even if its less. Awesome fact - I'm now going to get back to my shitty job making $37k a year and try not to drive off the road when I head home...... Thanks.

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DennisDee - replied 2010-04-06 07:38:25

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yup, however the richest man is mexican, so...Ha VIVA MEXICO

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- ghettoshen - replied 2010-04-06 15:51:24
  
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  I honestly don't get how a man paid in pesos can be the richest man.
  
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  - DennisDee - replied 2010-04-06 15:56:09
    
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    simple, if you converted his pesos in dollars, he would have more than Gates :)
    
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    - johnecash - replied 2010-04-07 06:00:33
      
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      that is after gates gave away 1/2 of his money.
      
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WRAPPEDinBACON - replied 2010-04-06 16:44:29

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Ya know MJ is probably making a shit ton more money now that he just bought his very own NBA team...

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- Jofus1992 - replied 2010-04-06 16:52:53
  
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  Yeah he's pretty much a beast still. And he grew up about 45 minutes from where I live. NC rules.
  
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Logos385 - replied 2010-04-09 05:20:33

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Epic Dannyl.

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