Dear Girls
Dear Girls (from us guys)...
*Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do. It makes us feel secure to know that our girlfriends aren't off flirting with guys we've never heard of.
*Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends. We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them. When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous. You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.
*On that, don't hump everything that walks into the room. We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
*Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me.
*Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Smile and say "thank you." Let us pay for you. Don't "feel bad." We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."
*Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
*You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
*Don't flirt with guys when we're not around. We'll find out. Trust us. We have eyes everywhere. And when we find out, we're pissed. Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with you.
*Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
*Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
*Whatever happened to the word "handsome"? Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"? I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.
Luv,
Boys
*Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do. It makes us feel secure to know that our girlfriends aren't off flirting with guys we've never heard of.
*Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends. We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them. When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous. You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.
*On that, don't hump everything that walks into the room. We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
*Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me.
*Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Smile and say "thank you." Let us pay for you. Don't "feel bad." We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."
*Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
*You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
*Don't flirt with guys when we're not around. We'll find out. Trust us. We have eyes everywhere. And when we find out, we're pissed. Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with you.
*Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
*Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
*Whatever happened to the word "handsome"? Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"? I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.
Luv,
Boys
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I am so showing this to my girlfriend, I've already told her all of these, but maybe coming from someone else, she'll believe me
Damn it's so true!
One more: If your mood changes and we ask "what's wrong?", don't say "nothing". Just tell the truth, don't asume we read your mind. Because we don't.
We want to know how we can make you feel better but we just can't do that when we don't know what's wrong.
One more: If your mood changes and we ask "what's wrong?", don't say "nothing". Just tell the truth, don't asume we read your mind. Because we don't.
We want to know how we can make you feel better but we just can't do that when we don't know what's wrong.
wow I feel lucky, a girl called me handsome before.....
Im starting to think she was being sarcastic? hummm
Im starting to think she was being sarcastic? hummm
We were sitting at a table & she said "You look really handsome today, Gerardo." & blew a kiss at me & smiled. Then I blushed like a complete idiot & said thank you. >_<
hahaha! Yeah that does make me feel better ^_^
"Gerardo" is my name =)
"Gerardo" is my name =)
well look at you...your butters. how far away from handsome do you want to be?
>implying that butters isn't handsome.
I will have u know that butters was a pimp & treated his bitches with the respect they deserved.
& dont kid urself, u know u wish u wer a professor of chaos!
I will have u know that butters was a pimp & treated his bitches with the respect they deserved.
& dont kid urself, u know u wish u wer a professor of chaos!
don't forget, your butters. your horribly made cartoon.
r u implying that south park is lame?
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That's what makes it awesome...but it doesn't change the fact that your horribly made.
no. just graphics. imagine if south park was a real place in OUR world. how would it look? horrid. but that is what makes it such a great show.
haha I think I'm helping out the kitkat industry with my screen-name. ^^
damn it you had to post that i wasted all my money yesture day on chips
You are god. :D youve just about stated EVERYTHING wrong with chicks. This is being shown to my girlfriend :P Thank you xD
It makes me sad that this even needs to be said, but it's all true.
This is so true!! PLZ listen to this girls
really? I thought chicks wer diggi'n the brad pitt
lol I feel bad for u but congratz on getting married
Haha, I totally agree with all of this and I'M a girl
Omg dude I agree with all of it.
I get yelled at all the time cause I hold doors for girls.
+3 from me
I get yelled at all the time cause I hold doors for girls.
+3 from me
I love this post. All of it is so true. But a guy knows be hit the jackpot when they don't have to say this to the girl they love which will make the guy love them more. My Gf has pretty much followed these rules and I read the dear guys post and followed those rules For the entirety of our relationship and we've been together for more than 3 years strait arm we've never broken up. Great post. +3
I should send this to my girlfriend. A lot of this is true (most of it if not all.) My girlfriend always says "Nothing" when i ask her what is wrong.
If i don't know, I can't help cheer her up. All i can do is tickle her sides until she laughs and smiles so much she forgets about what happened until I'm gone.
If i don't know, I can't help cheer her up. All i can do is tickle her sides until she laughs and smiles so much she forgets about what happened until I'm gone.
I can already tell what kind of GIRL you've been dating. You need a women, not a girl! Someone with class too, not an imature little kid. Im a girl, and not doing these things are COMMON SENCE to me and all my girl friends.
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